Teen Mom Farrah Abraham must be loving all the attention I’ve been giving her the last couple days, because here she is back in a bikini again. Right after hiring a babysitter and placing a call to the paparazzi to make sure they had their tripods all set up, I’m guessing. But hey, it’s hard work trying to become the next Kardashian. I’m just glad to see Farrah is going about it the right way: with a rumored sex tape and staged bikini pictures. No shortcuts.