Because the best way to end another long work week is with a hot model in a bikini, here’s one of my favorite future ex-wives Terra Jo Wallace‘s latest shoot for Beach Riot. And actually, technically, the best way to end a week would be with a hot model in a bikini in my bed, but I stopped holding my breath on that one a long time ago. So let’s all just lower our expectations a bit and enjoy the sexy bikini pictures, OK?
I have a tough time keeping up with all the different no-name hotties I post on this site, so I didn’t remember Terra Jo Wallace here right away. And unfortunately, saying she’s the one who looks crazy-hot in lingerie and ignored all 500 of my Twitter marriage proposals doesn’t exactly narrow it down. So I think I’d better spend a couple minutes (or hours) committing these pictures to memory, for next time. After all, this could be my future ex-wife we’re looking at, if she ever says yes.
Meet Terra Jo Wallace, who just might be my new favorite no-name hottie after this massive bikini and lingerie collection. I know I say that about almost all the girls, but since it hasn’t paid off for me yet, I’m going to keep trying. So once you’re done enjoying these, make sure to tell Terra Jo on Twitter that we’ve talked it over and we all want to see more of her. If it works, I’ll give every one of you a bonus: more Terra Jo pictures. Now get to work!