I know Hailee Steinfeld is trying real hard to become the next Selena Gomez or Kendall Jenner (or at least the off-brand Target version of them). And here she is doing her best Bella Thorne impression. She’s still got to work on her tongue game a bit, but this is a good look for Hailee, if you ask me. Then again, any hottie sticking her tongue out in lingerie is a good look, if you ask me. Enjoy.
In case you guys forgot who Sophie Simmons is, or why she can technically be considered “famous,” here’s a quick refresher: her dad’s Gene Simmons, and she shows off her booty on Instagram on a semi-regular basis. And it looks like now she’s getting into the Insta-tongue action game. I’d give it a solid B+. Would’ve graded it higher, but she’s wearing way too much clothing. Just a little constructive criticism for next time.
Here’s Hilary Duff doing her best Bella Thorne impression: sticking out her tongue in a bikini on Snapchat. I don’t know if this is some kind of viral marketing stunt for a new TV show or if Hilary’s just trying to recapture her status as my former #1 favorite MILF, but whatever it is, I like it! More, please.
I figure before you check out these two new GIFs of Candice Swanepoel behind-the-scenes at her latest photoshoot, I should probably warn you guys to sit down. Not because they’re particularly shocking or anything, but because if you’re not careful, you could get light-headed and pass out from all the blood rushing to your pants region all at once. So go ahead and enjoy. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.
No clue who this chick Celine Farach, but she’s another one of those Instagram model tongue teasing babes. Ladies, you do realize when you take pictures of yourself with your tongue out, the first thing men think about is giving you a money shot. So unless you want a cyber bukkake, keep the tongue in your mouth.
I think Bella Thorne was an actress before she started realizing that she could make more money whoring on Instagram and Snapchat and get paid promoting cosmetic lines. Anyway, here is a photoshoot for some company. I do think she is the hottest redhead since Lindsay Lohan. I just hope she doesn’t end up like her, but I have a feeling that she will.
I know what some of you guys are probably thinking right now — it’s Presidents Day, so shouldn’t I be taking the day off and making the traditional Presidents Day turkey dinner and trimming my Presidents tree? But the way I see it, if the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat isn’t taking the day off, I shouldn’t either. So take a break from your Presidents Day festivities to enjoy this latest round of Snapchat hotness from Bella Thorne. Trust me, it’s the best possible way to celebrate this major holiday. If you ask me, we should make this a new national annual tradition.
Now that Bella Thorne‘s done showing off her new nipple ring, looks like she’s getting back to the classics: AKA showing off her tongue on Snapchat pretty much 24/7. And don’t get me wrong, I like some good Bella tongue action as much as the next pervert, but I just wish she’d switch things up a bit more. Maybe throw a few full-frontal mirror pictures into the mix. Just a suggestion.
I’m still waiting for Bella Thorne to show off that new nipple ring of hers, and I’m hoping that if I keep asking, eventually I’ll wear her down. (Which is also my patented dating strategy, just FYI.) Anyway, until that happens, I guess we’re just going to have to enjoy more of her signature tongue and busty selfie action instead. Somehow, I think we’ll manage.
I’ve always said that Bella Thorne‘s Snapchat is the gift that keeps on giving, and here’s the hottie giving her fans some more of her patented tongue action, along with a couple sweet gym shots. It’s nice to know that even though most of you have probably already kicked off early for the holidays, at least there’s someone out there who’s still hard at work.
OK, so I know this probably isn’t what you were expecting/hoping for from that headline, but come on, this is still a family site, remember? Anyway, no, Bella Thorne‘s Snapchat hasn’t gone full NSFW just yet, but on the plus side, at least you won’t get in trouble looking at these pictures of our favorite professional Snapchat hottie giving us some more of her signature tongue action. Enjoy.
I don’t know what Bella Thorne was doing crashing the 2016 American Music Awards last night, considering I’m pretty sure they just give out trophies to real musicians and not pretend models. But it did give Bella a chance to show off more of her patented tongue action for the cameras, so I’m definitely not complaining. In fact, here’s hoping she gets invited to every lame awards show from now on, because they get a whole lot less boring with Bella around.
Good news: Bella Thorne, AKA the hardest-working hottie
in Hollywood on Snapchat, is back at it again this week, posting another round of new booty and tongue action for the fans. I don’t know if Bella can maintain this pace for much longer, and me and the Little Tuna can barely keep up with all the Snapchat hotness as is, but I’m definitely willing to try to keep this going if she is.