I don’t do many posts on Emma Roberts, but it looks like she is getting in on the tongue and titty action and that my friends earns her a post on Hollywood Tina. Congrats Emma and keep’em coming.
Jordyn Jones turned 18 and now she’s pretty much doing whatever Alexis Ren did to make herself InstaFamous. She has been posting a lot of bikini shots, bf shots, and now tongue shots. Classic InstaHo 101! Anyway, she is also somewhat a “singer” and a dancer. I’ll give her the dancing. The singing on the other hand… well she could use a little more work on it. Here is a cover she did and a music video to go along with it. Whatever!
I know I should do more Ariana Grande posts, but she hooked up with that douche and all attraction went out the door. However, she brought her tongue game out and that is enough for her to easily walk back in. I’m simple like that.
I haven’t done a post on Rihanna in ages and that’s because Rita Ora stole her thunder. And this photoshoot isn’t going to get it back. I remember when RiRi was killing the hotness game and causing pantfires everywhere, but it’s just a memory. Hopefully, she can pull it together and give us some goodness in the near future.
So I’m late on discovering Dua Lipa. Turns out she is a big star who has a couple hit songs and a massive following. For some reason, I have a feeling that she is the product of some producer who put her in the studio, autotuned the crap out of her voice and because she’s so good looking it will be easy to promote and get people’s attention. It worked.
Did I not just say a few days ago, that I’m so happy that Victoria Justice is embracing her hotness and finally giving us what we want: her in a bikini on a regular basis. Then I said all she needs to do now to win my heart from Bella Thorne is to show her tongue and bang there’s the tongue. She now listening to my advice. Only took 4 years!
We went over a week with no Bella Thorne pictures, but now she’s back with her tongue and cleavage out. Unfortunately, there is one shot of her with hairy armpits. I don’t get why she’s doing this since every star from Madonna, Britney and Miley all have done the hairy armpit thing and it has never worked out. No one, and I repeat no one wants to see that.
So as you guys know Jordyn Jones is 18 going on 15 and already she’s turning into the next Bella Thorne. Every pic is with her tongue out in a bikini or little to no clothing. Now normally, I’m in favor of this, but we all know how this is going to end. Let’s hope Dr. Phil is there to rescue her when it gets too out of control.
I don’t know what to say about Jordyn Jones. I had to to verify her age and make sure she was 18 like ten times before posting her. I know she has a huge following and I have feeling it’s 95% perves. And the girl is giving them what they want; her in a bikini, her doing the money shot pose and her in terrible music videos which I had to watch on mute. I don’t know how I feel about it. She may be 18, but I need to see a birth certificate.
I’ve never heard of this chick until last week, but one of her tunes has over a billion views so I guess she’s a big deal. She also model looking hot and she knows how to do the money shot pose well “That’s it boys, right there”. Anyway, I’m glad I discovered her, even if I’m a little late. Enjoy.
Alexis Ren is hard at work pretending to be an entrepreneur. She’s pumping out lame tutorials, workout videos, and clothing that probably guys buy to masturbate with. I think this is all a waste of time. I mean, just get a rich boyfriend/sugar daddy and do what you do best; act cute, show booty and pretend that it’s hard work.