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Toni Garrn’s Sweet Cleavage Is Eye-Catching

November 14th, 2014

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I’ve got to give Toni Garrn some props here. Normally, I always say that my eyes have a hard time making it above a hottie’s shoulders whenever red carpet cleavage is involved, but that dark lipstick of hers really is pretty eye-catching. Luckily though, thanks to years of practice, I’m able to tune out any distractions and focus on what’s really important, so it didn’t work on me. But still, nice try!

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Toni Garrn Is Super Pretty

November 7th, 2014

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Here’s one of my favorite underrated Victoria’s Secret hotties Toni Garrn in Germany at the launch of her new clothing line. And apparently the whole thing is for charity, which doesn’t really make sense to me. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for a good cause, and Toni looks downright amazing in a pair of tight jeans. But if she really wanted to raise money, shouldn’t she be auctioning them off? Or just taking them off? Either would work.

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Toni Garrn Is Simply Gorgeous

November 4th, 2014

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Because there’s few things I like more than a supermodel stuffed into a tight dress, here’s Toni Garrn at the LACMA Art+Film Gala. And even better, I think she’s got a mild case of nippleitis going on here too. I can’t really say for sure, but if I put my face any closer to my computer screen, I’m going to go cross-eyed. Hmm, you’re right, it probably is worth it. Wish me luck.

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Toni Garrn Bikini Pictures Are Awesome!

July 28th, 2014

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Not that you really needed any more reason to be jealous of Leonardo DiCaprio, but here goes: apparently now he’s dating one of my favorite underrated Victoria’s Secret hotties Toni Garrn here. Although I doubt Toni will be underrated for much longer after this. Anyway, I’d get mad that Leo got to her before I did, since I’ve been talking Toni up for a few years now, but I get it, dating an A-list actor can (probably) do more for her career than an A-list blogger. And as long as they keep up the yacht trips and bikini pictures, I’m happy to wait it out until that lucky SOB moves onto the next hot model and I can try my luck with Toni again.

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Toni Garrn Needs More Attention

July 2nd, 2014

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I know in the past I’ve promised to post more pictures of underrated Victoria’s Secret hottie Toni Garrn, so here goes. Now I know these aren’t quite as mind-blowing as seeing Toni in lingerie and/or a bikini, but a hot model in short shorts is still a guaranteed pants fire. So you enjoy these while I reach out to Toni’s people to see if we can collaborate on a way to get her the recognition she obviously deserves. I’m thinking sex tape with a blogger, but I’d take “accidentally” leaked naked pictures too. I’m flexible like that.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

May 23rd, 2014

Today’s extra catch consists of Chloe Grace Moretz, Kim Kardashian, Carol Vorderman, Kylie Minogue, Lara Stone, Tulisa Contostavlos, Lea Michele, Paloma Faith, Anna Friel, Abbey Clancy, Zara Martin, Sienna Miller, Ana Beatriz Barros, Nicole Scherzinger, Bar Refaeli, Jessica Chastain, Heidi Klum, Rosario Dawson, Irina Shayk, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Barbara Palvin, Dita Von Teese, Toni Garrn, Georgina Chapman, Izabel Goulart.

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Toni Garrn Does Victoria’s Secret

September 6th, 2013

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Here’s German Victoria’s Secret model Toni Garrn doing a lingerie shoot for the company, and I know that she isn’t the biggest name there, but if you ask me, she should be. As far as I’m concerned, she’s got the potential to be the next Candice Swanepoel. All she needs to do is find the right blogger to help take her career to the next level. And while she’s at it, she should really learn how to wear a hat properly. Just imagine how much better that would make these pictures.

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Toni Garrn In A Bikini Is GREEEEEAAAAAAT!!!

June 10th, 2013

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I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on Toni Garrn, but after seeing these pictures of her modelling bikinis for H&M, I’ll make sure to publish her as often as possible. She is Candice Swanepoel level hotness. Just look at that body and and try to take your eyes off the screen. It’s impossible! Enjoy!

         
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Toni Garrn Bikini Pictures

March 13th, 2013

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It must be time for a new Victoria’s Secret catalogue to come out soon, because all of a sudden we’re getting a bunch of awesome bikini and lingerie pictures from every one of their models. And today it’s Toni Garrn‘s turn. She may not be one of the best-known Victoria’s Secret models, but with a body like that, she deserves to be. And luckily for Toni, I can help make that happen. All she needs to do is send me a couple mirror pictures to “accidentally leak” and she’ll be famous in no time. It’s a win-win.

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Toni Garrn Bikini Pictures

March 1st, 2013

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Here’s German Victoria’s Secret model Toni Garrn out doing what I assume is a photoshoot, unless she normally has more than one person run up to help her towel off after she comes out of the water. Actually, nevermind. With a booty like that, I bet there’s always a line of people waiting for their turn. Maybe even a sign-up sheet.

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Toni Garrn Bikini Pictures

January 2nd, 2013

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Compared to an Adriana Lima or a Candice Swanepoel, Toni Garrn isn’t exactly the best-known Victoria’s Secret model out there, or the hottest. But as you can see from these bikini pictures, even a second-tier Victoria’s Secret model is hotter than any girl you’ve seen in real-life all year. And better yet, unlike Adriana or Candice, if you told Toni that she was your favorite Victoria’s Secret supermodel, that might be enough to give you a shot. She’s probably never heard that line before.

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