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Victoria Justice Does Coachella In Short Shorts

April 17th, 2017

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I know Victoria Justice never misses a Coachella weekend, because I never miss the pictures of her dressing like a sexy wannabe hippie to pretend to listen to music. It’s kind of our annual tradition. You know, like her pretending I don’t exist, or not to receive any of my monthly Twitter marriage proposals. Anyway, here’s to another successful year. Enjoy.

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Victoria Justice’s Leg Snap Show

April 11th, 2017

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I know it’s just an optical illusion, but damn! Victoria Justice is looking even leggier than I remembered in these outtakes from her latest photoshoot. In fact, this is probably the hottest I’ve seen her looking in months. I have to remember to try this trick next time I send ladies “tuna pics” over Twitter.

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Raiding Victoria Justice’s Social Media!

March 16th, 2017

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So it looks like Victoria Justice was listening when I said she needed to start taking some hottie lessons. Because I was just checking out her Instagram for, um, “work” and noticed that she’s stepped her social media game way up. But don’t just take my word for it. Take a look and see for yourself.

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Victoria Justice Needs A Few Hottie Lessons

March 7th, 2017

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I feel like I’ve been saying this for a while now, but Victoria Justice really needs to start taking a few hottie lessons from Bella Thorne if she wants to stay at the top of my Hottie Power Rankings again in 2017. Because don’t get me wrong, I like seeing Victoria in skintight leather pants and all, but I’d like to see her bending over in leggings at the gym and posting bikini selfies a whole lot more. And I don’t think I’m the only one.

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Best Globes At The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards

January 9th, 2017

The 74th annual Golden Globes were held last night, and in case you didn’t watch, here’s a quick rundown of the highlights: La La Land won everything, mean Meryl Streep hurt poor Donald Trump’s feelings, and most importantly, a whole bunch of hot actresses showed off some serious cleavage. Here’s a few of my favorites, starting with Miss Golden Globes herself, Sofia Vergara, who deserves her own lifetime achievement award someday for all the award show hotness she’s given us over the years. Enjoy.

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Victoria Justice Needs A Little Bella Thorne Action

December 19th, 2016

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Don’t get me wrong, I love Victoria Justice as much as the next pervert on the Internet. Maybe even more. But with all the Insta-hotties out there, and even more signing up to post sexy selfies every day, Victoria’s not going to stay one of my top 10 hotties for long if she keeps giving us nothing but boring photoshoots like this. If you ask me, she needs to take a page from Bella Thorne, both in the Snapchat selfie department and the potentially fake funbag department. I’m just looking out for what’s best for Victoria here. And for what’s best for the Little Tuna. It’s the same thing, really.

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Victoria Justice Does Xmas

December 8th, 2016

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Maybe it’s just because I’m a grinch when it comes to the holidays, but I’ve never really understood the whole “ugly Christmas sweater” fad. I mean, Victoria Justice is one of my all-time favorite hotties and even she can’t make me like these things. So forget the stupid cheesy sweaters, ladies. “Sexy Christmas lingerie” would make for a way better annual tradition, if you ask me.

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More Victoria Justice Hotness

November 14th, 2016

Since I’m pretty sure you perverts dug that last topless photoshoot I posted from Victoria Justice (almost) as much as I did, I’ve got good news: I just found a few more pictures from that same shoot for KODE Magazine. And instead of keeping them all for me and the Little Tuna, I’m sharing them with you guys. Because I’m such a nice guy. And also, because otherwise I wouldn’t have a website and/or any income. But let’s just stick with the first one. You’re welcome.

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Victoria Justice Is Topless… Finally!

October 24th, 2016

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I’ve been waiting for this day for a long time, but one of my favorite hotties Victoria Justice finally went topless for a new photoshoot for KODE Magazine (whatever that is). And I’ve got to find out how they managed to swing it, because I’ve been trying to convince Victoria to pose topless for me for years with no luck. I guess I should’ve offered to publish them in a magazine instead of just asking for them for my personal collection. I’ll have to remember that trick for next time.

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Victoria Justice Is Looking Mighty Tasty

October 18th, 2016

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I’ve been jealous of a lot of weird sh!t over the course of my time running this site, but I’m 99% sure this is the first time I’ve ever been jealous of a plate of French fries. But hey, there’s a first time for everything, right? Anyway, here’s one of my all-time favorite hotties Victoria Justice doing a busty photoshoot in some restaurant and I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures are looking mighty tasty to me. And no, I’m not talking about the fries. (Although I guess they don’t look half bad either…)

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Victoria Justice Should Be More Like Her Sister

October 4th, 2016

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So apparently my new favorite set of hot sisters Victoria Justice and Madison Reed took a trip to Lake Powell recently for a photoshoot. And yes, that’s usually the type of thing that gets my “lesbian fantasy” senses (AKA my pants region) tingling. But unfortunately, Madison was the only one who showed off much skin. And don’t get me wrong, me and the Little Tuna can definitely still work with that, but if you ask me, Victoria could stand to learn a thing or two about how to dress from her little sister…

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Victoria Justice Is Not Naked In NKD

October 3rd, 2016

I don’t know who’s responsible for this blatant false advertising, but I got really excited when I heard that A) there was something called Naked Magazine and B) that one of my #1 hotties Victoria Justice was on the cover of their October issue. But then I saw the pictures and maybe my eyes are just ruined from all the years I’ve spent in front of a computer screen, but Victoria’s definitely not naked in any of these. I double-checked and everything. Unacceptable!

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Victoria Justice Because She Is Amazing

August 11th, 2016

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According to my sources, one of my all-time favorite hotties Victoria Justice is going to be in the new Rocky Horror Picture Show TV remake, which is why she showed up to the Fox Summer TCA Press Tour. And normally, I’m not a big fan of these musical remakes all the networks seem to be doing these days, but as Victoria’s #1 fan, I definitely look forward to watching this one on mute. Can’t wait!

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Victoria Justice In A Swimsuit

July 20th, 2016

#VictoriaJustice hangs poolside in Miami!

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According to my sources, one of my favorite hotties Victoria Justice is hanging out in a swimsuit in Miami right now, and luckily, the paparazzi were around to catch every minute of this very important moment. Now, unfortunately, Victoria hasn’t busted out any Jessica Alba bikini ass poses or anything yet, but here’s hoping this is just the warm-up for the main event. Stay tuned.

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