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Victoria Justice Needs Instagram Lessons

September 6th, 2017

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I know I’m supposed to support Victoria Justice no matter what, since she’s always been one of my favorites. But here she is posing in some graffiti-filled alley like every other boring wannabe Insta-model, and if it wasn’t for her extreme hotness, these pictures would put me to sleep. It’s not entirely Victoria’s fault though. These pictures could be 100 times better if she just had a more creative photographer. Like, say, one whose phone camera takes great pictures and who knows all her best angles… Call me!

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Victoria Justice’s Panty Peak

August 31st, 2017

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Before you ask, no, I’m not entirely sure why Victoria Justice is jumping on a bed and flashing the camera here. And obviously I’m way too lazy to look it up. Besides, that’d just take away from me doing much more valuable work: creeping Victoria’s Instagram for even more great pictures of the hottie. Oh, and as an added bonus, I also included her recent performance on that Lip Sync Battle show below. Huh. Maybe I’m not so lazy after all.

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Victoria Justice Does A Bikini Good

August 14th, 2017

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I love Victoria Justice as much as the next red-blooded Internet pervert, but I’m glad to see she’s given up on that emo art project of hers and started using Instagram the way it was meant to be used: AKA posting bikini pictures and leggy travel pictures. So congratulations Victoria, you’ve finally officially graduated to professional Insta-hottie status. Feel free to update your resume accordingly.

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Victoria Justice’s Emo Art Project Fail

July 25th, 2017

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I don’t know if Victoria Justice is practicing for a new movie where she’s playing some emo art school hottie or what, but I don’t really get the point of these “artsy” shots of her playing around with a camera. If she wants to take pictures of herself, she should just do what all the other hotties her age are doing. You don’t need a fancy camera. All you need is a smartphone and a mirror and a bikini. And actually, that last one is only optional.

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Victoria Justice’s Booty In A Bikini

June 27th, 2017

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It’s a good thing I’m so good at pretending things I don’t like don’t exist, because I’m going to need it for this latest round of Snapchats from Victoria Justice. So instead of focusing on the lucky bastard spending a day at the beach taking selfies with one of my favorite hotties, I’m just going to focus on all the bikini goodness. Feel free to try it out for yourself. It really works.

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Victoria Justice’s Social Media Keeps Getting Hotter

June 15th, 2017

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I’ve never been a huge fan of hotties using those stupid Snapchat filters. If you ask me, all that nonsense just distracts from the real point of those pictures: showing off their hotness. But for some reason, when Victoria Justice does it, I don’t seem to mind as much. It must be because we’ve still got a solid view of her cleavage here, or maybe this is just a symptom of that “love” thing I keep hearing so much about.

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Victoria Justice’s Leg Show

June 1st, 2017

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As you guys know, I am huge fan of Victoria Justice. So anytime new material comes out, I get tingles in my loins. Here she is for some photoshoot showing off her great legs. I’m hoping the next shoot has more skin on the upper half, but this is a great teaser.

         
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More Victoria Justice In A Sexy Swimsuit

May 30th, 2017

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I’ve been jealous of a lot of weird sh%t over the years, but I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever been jealous of a giant plastic skull. Then again, I’m jealous of pretty much anything that gets to be within 5 feet of Victoria Justice and that perfect body of hers, including that swimsuit she’s currently got on. But who knows. Maybe in my next life, I can come back as one of her bikinis. Fingers crossed!

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Victoria Justice In A Little Bikini

May 29th, 2017

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My favorite part of Victoria Justice going from wannabe actress to professional Instagram model has to be the fact that now, whenever I want to see new pictures of one of my favorite hotties, I no longer have to wait for her to turn up in a lame photoshoot for some boring teen mag. Now I just open up Instagram and there she is in a bikini. According to my sources, she’s celebrating her sister Madison Reed‘s birthday in these shots, and if you’ll excuse me, I think me and the Little Tuna are going to go celebrate too. We just have to wait for this Starbucks bathroom to free up first.

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Victoria Justice Is One Leggy Hottie

May 22nd, 2017

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It feels like me and the Little Tuna have been waiting years for Victoria Justice to realize that she’s a total hottie and embrace it, but I guess she must’ve finally gotten around to reading the archives or something, because she’s been crushing it in the hotness department lately. Anyway, here she is putting on a pretty great leg show for something called Sorbet Magazine, and they’ve even got her on a trampoline. It’s like someone’s been reading my dream journal.

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Victoria Justice in Short Shorts

May 3rd, 2017

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I know it took a long time to get here, but I don’t care. I’m just excited that Victoria Justice is finally starting to embrace her inner hottie again. And here she is rocking some short shorts and giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers in these latest shots. Like they always say, good things come to those who wait. And me and the Little Tuna have definitely been waiting long enough for this. Enjoy.

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More Victoria Justice Hotness!

April 27th, 2017

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Here’s a few more pictures from that Victoria Justice photoshoot I had for you guys earlier in the week. And even though I still don’t really understand the theme they were going for here — artsy sci-fi movie extra, maybe? — who cares? I’ll take any excuse I can get for some more Victoria hotness. She could be modeling a new line of garbage bags for all I care.

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