ARCHIVES

Victoria Justice Is One Leggy Hottie

May 22nd, 2017

Victoria Justice

It feels like me and the Little Tuna have been waiting years for Victoria Justice to realize that she’s a total hottie and embrace it, but I guess she must’ve finally gotten around to reading the archives or something, because she’s been crushing it in the hotness department lately. Anyway, here she is putting on a pretty great leg show for something called Sorbet Magazine, and they’ve even got her on a trampoline. It’s like someone’s been reading my dream journal.

Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures
Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures

Victoria Justice in Short Shorts

May 3rd, 2017

Victoria Justice

I know it took a long time to get here, but I don’t care. I’m just excited that Victoria Justice is finally starting to embrace her inner hottie again. And here she is rocking some short shorts and giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers in these latest shots. Like they always say, good things come to those who wait. And me and the Little Tuna have definitely been waiting long enough for this. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Victoria Justice Victoria Justice

More Victoria Justice Hotness!

April 27th, 2017

Victoria Justice

Here’s a few more pictures from that Victoria Justice photoshoot I had for you guys earlier in the week. And even though I still don’t really understand the theme they were going for here — artsy sci-fi movie extra, maybe? — who cares? I’ll take any excuse I can get for some more Victoria hotness. She could be modeling a new line of garbage bags for all I care.

Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures
Victoria Justice Pictures

Victoria Justice Does Coachella In Short Shorts

April 17th, 2017

Victoria Justice

I know Victoria Justice never misses a Coachella weekend, because I never miss the pictures of her dressing like a sexy wannabe hippie to pretend to listen to music. It’s kind of our annual tradition. You know, like her pretending I don’t exist, or not to receive any of my monthly Twitter marriage proposals. Anyway, here’s to another successful year. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures
Victoria Justice Pictures

Victoria Justice’s Leg Snap Show

April 11th, 2017

Victoria Justice

I know it’s just an optical illusion, but damn! Victoria Justice is looking even leggier than I remembered in these outtakes from her latest photoshoot. In fact, this is probably the hottest I’ve seen her looking in months. I have to remember to try this trick next time I send ladies “tuna pics” over Twitter.

Victoria Justice Victoria Justice Victoria Justice Victoria Justice Victoria Justice
Victoria Justice Victoria Justice Victoria Justice Victoria Justice
Victoria Justice

Raiding Victoria Justice’s Social Media!

March 16th, 2017

Victoria Justice

So it looks like Victoria Justice was listening when I said she needed to start taking some hottie lessons. Because I was just checking out her Instagram for, um, “work” and noticed that she’s stepped her social media game way up. But don’t just take my word for it. Take a look and see for yourself.

» view all 13 photos

Victoria Justice Victoria Justice Victoria Justice Victoria Justice
Victoria Justice Victoria Justice Victoria Justice Victoria Justice
Victoria Justice Victoria Justice

Victoria Justice Needs A Few Hottie Lessons

March 7th, 2017

Victoria Justice

I feel like I’ve been saying this for a while now, but Victoria Justice really needs to start taking a few hottie lessons from Bella Thorne if she wants to stay at the top of my Hottie Power Rankings again in 2017. Because don’t get me wrong, I like seeing Victoria in skintight leather pants and all, but I’d like to see her bending over in leggings at the gym and posting bikini selfies a whole lot more. And I don’t think I’m the only one.

Victoria Justice Victoria Justice Victoria Justice Victoria Justice Victoria Justice
Victoria Justice

Best Globes At The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards

January 9th, 2017

The 74th annual Golden Globes were held last night, and in case you didn’t watch, here’s a quick rundown of the highlights: La La Land won everything, mean Meryl Streep hurt poor Donald Trump’s feelings, and most importantly, a whole bunch of hot actresses showed off some serious cleavage. Here’s a few of my favorites, starting with Miss Golden Globes herself, Sofia Vergara, who deserves her own lifetime achievement award someday for all the award show hotness she’s given us over the years. Enjoy.

A photo posted by @ilovedoveandariana on

A photo posted by Madison Guest (@madisonguest) on

Victoria Justice Needs A Little Bella Thorne Action

December 19th, 2016

Victoria Justice

Don’t get me wrong, I love Victoria Justice as much as the next pervert on the Internet. Maybe even more. But with all the Insta-hotties out there, and even more signing up to post sexy selfies every day, Victoria’s not going to stay one of my top 10 hotties for long if she keeps giving us nothing but boring photoshoots like this. If you ask me, she needs to take a page from Bella Thorne, both in the Snapchat selfie department and the potentially fake funbag department. I’m just looking out for what’s best for Victoria here. And for what’s best for the Little Tuna. It’s the same thing, really.

Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures
Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures

Victoria Justice Does Xmas

December 8th, 2016

Victoria Justice

Maybe it’s just because I’m a grinch when it comes to the holidays, but I’ve never really understood the whole “ugly Christmas sweater” fad. I mean, Victoria Justice is one of my all-time favorite hotties and even she can’t make me like these things. So forget the stupid cheesy sweaters, ladies. “Sexy Christmas lingerie” would make for a way better annual tradition, if you ask me.

Victoria Justice Victoria Justice
Victoria Justice Victoria Justice
Victoria Justice Victoria Justice

More Victoria Justice Hotness

November 14th, 2016

Since I’m pretty sure you perverts dug that last topless photoshoot I posted from Victoria Justice (almost) as much as I did, I’ve got good news: I just found a few more pictures from that same shoot for KODE Magazine. And instead of keeping them all for me and the Little Tuna, I’m sharing them with you guys. Because I’m such a nice guy. And also, because otherwise I wouldn’t have a website and/or any income. But let’s just stick with the first one. You’re welcome.

Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures
Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures

Victoria Justice Is Topless… Finally!

October 24th, 2016

Victoria Justice

I’ve been waiting for this day for a long time, but one of my favorite hotties Victoria Justice finally went topless for a new photoshoot for KODE Magazine (whatever that is). And I’ve got to find out how they managed to swing it, because I’ve been trying to convince Victoria to pose topless for me for years with no luck. I guess I should’ve offered to publish them in a magazine instead of just asking for them for my personal collection. I’ll have to remember that trick for next time.

Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures Victoria Justice Pictures

Victoria Justice Is Looking Mighty Tasty

October 18th, 2016

Victoria Justice

I’ve been jealous of a lot of weird sh!t over the course of my time running this site, but I’m 99% sure this is the first time I’ve ever been jealous of a plate of French fries. But hey, there’s a first time for everything, right? Anyway, here’s one of my all-time favorite hotties Victoria Justice doing a busty photoshoot in some restaurant and I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures are looking mighty tasty to me. And no, I’m not talking about the fries. (Although I guess they don’t look half bad either…)

» view all 11 photos

Victoria Justice Victoria Justice Victoria Justice
Victoria Justice Victoria Justice Victoria Justice
Victoria Justice Victoria Justice
Victoria Justice Victoria Justice
< previous