OK, so I might be a little late to the party on this one, but who cares? It’s seriously hot. So enjoy this video of the Victoria’s Secret Angels shaking it to Taylor Swift‘s “Shake It Off.” And if you ask me, I think all of Taylor’s music videos should star supermodels lip-syncing in lingerie from now on. It’s the first time I’ve ever made it through a whole one — even if it did take me 20 minutes from all the times I had to pause it to drool.
So apparently the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is airing on December 10th (even though you can already see a whole bunch of pictures from it right here), and to promote the company’s annual mega-show, they put out this ad/trailer below. It’s of all the Victoria’s Secret Angels lip-syncing to Taylor Swift, which means, you guessed it, it works just as well on mute if you don’t want to be caught listening to Taylor Swift at work. Anyway, considering the end result is a good 30 times hotter than any of Taylor’s actual music videos, can the Angels do this for all her videos from now on? Please?
Here’s Polish hottie and my future ex-wife Magdalena Frackowiak in another great bikini photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret. I know most of you out there probably haven’t heard of Magdalena before, since she’s not the biggest Victoria’s Secret model yet. Which is exactly why I need to make my move now, before she gets too famous and thinks I’m only after her for her money. I want to make sure Magdalena knows the truth, that I’m only after her for her body instead.
Since this is the first post I’m doing on new Victoria’s Secret model Monika Jagaciak, I figured I’d give you guys the lowdown on the Polish hottie. Apparently she’s been modeling since she was 13, but before you start scrubbing your keyboard for fingerprints, don’t worry, she’s 19 now. She also supposedly likes to be called “Jac,” which is an okay nickname I guess, but if you ask me, I think a much better one would be “The future ex-Mrs. Tuna.” Don’t you think that has a nicer ring to it?
Karlie Kloss, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge And Maryna Linchuk Is My Ultimate Fantasy
Thanks to a paparazzi with a zoom lens, here’s a behind-the-scenes look at what I’m assuming is the next Victoria’s Secret commercial. Unless these girls normally hang out on balconies in lingerie and giant angel wings, and for the sake of my fantasies, I’m not ruling that one out just yet. Either way, enjoy these shots of Karlie Kloss, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge, and Maryna Linchuk. But next time the paps want to sneak behind-the-scenes shots, I’d prefer if they did it in the dressing rooms.
We’ve seen a bunch of handbras and armbras, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a book-bra in a photoshoot before. Still, I guess there’s always a first time for everything, as these pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Jacquelyn Jablonski prove. And I’m glad to see that there’s still room for innovation in these lingerie shoots. I’d like to make a suggestion for next time though: the blogger-bra. It’s one size fits all, and I’m told it’s very comfortable.
Here’s German Victoria’s Secret model Toni Garrn doing a lingerie shoot for the company, and I know that she isn’t the biggest name there, but if you ask me, she should be. As far as I’m concerned, she’s got the potential to be the next Candice Swanepoel. All she needs to do is find the right blogger to help take her career to the next level. And while she’s at it, she should really learn how to wear a hat properly. Just imagine how much better that would make these pictures.
I’m a little disappointed that Lindsay Ellingson never took me up on my offer to help teach her the proper way to wear a handbra. I was looking forward to some hands-on tutoring. But here she is back in another awesome lingerie shoot for Victoria’s Secret and it looks like she’s learning how to handle those handfuls. I still think she needs two sets on them though for full coverage. And I’d be happy to volunteer as soon as I free up my other hand. Just give me 30 more seconds.
I’ve got even more Victoria’s Secret hotness for you guys today, this time with a set of Lily Aldridge bikini pictures. I know Lily isn’t most guys’ first choice when it comes to the company’s roster of super-hot supermodels, but that’s only because most guys are idiots. And also because I’m trying to lower Lily’s self-esteem enough so she’ll finally agree to go out with me. Did it work?
Sorry everyone, but I think it might be time to shut down this site to go chase my dreams, because today I finally found my true calling: rubbing Dutch model Bregje Heinen‘s booty with whatever’s in that bucket. Sunscreen, oil, it doesn’t really matter, either way, it’s a dream job. So how come I never knew this career path existed before today? I blame my high school guidance counselor. And to think of all the time and money I wasted getting my masters in celebrity blogging.
I don’t know much about Polish hottie Magdalena Frackowiak other than that she’s one of the new Victoria’s Secret models, has an amazing bikini body and is a serious candidate to become one of my future ex-wives. Now I know some of you might think that’s not enough to build a relationship off of, but I think me and Magdalena can make it work. After these pictures, I’m definitely willing to at least try.
We’ve been getting so many Victoria’s Secret bikini pictures lately that I’m starting to run out of ways to express how damn hot these models are. But don’t let my limited imagination stop you from enjoying these shots of Dutch hottie Marloes Horst. And actually, I’m finding them very inspiring right now. Just not in a way I can write about without losing my advertisers. This is still a family site, after all.
Speaking of new Victoria’s Secret girls, now here’s Elyse Taylor doing a bikini shoot for the catalogue. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Elyse, she’s 26, from Australia, and is about to become a much bigger name in the modeling world thanks to the Tuna bump. So when you start seeing Elyse and her awesome bikini body everywhere, you’ll know who to thank. And hopefully she will too. Enjoy.
I love Victoria’s Secret more than most people love their first-borns, but I’ll never understand why the company doesn’t make their models wear their lingerie to things like this. Here’s hotties Erin Heatherton, Karlie Kloss and Behati Prinsloo at the Body by Victoria event, and surprise surprise, they’re all fully-clothed and only holding up the bras. Don’t get me wrong, I’d be happy to see Victoria’s Secret models posing with their lingerie instead of wearing it — that is, if they’re not wearing anything else either. Anyway, just something to think about for next time. Personally, I think it’s a win-win.