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Behati Prinsloo’s Casual Hotness

May 22nd, 2013

I’ve probably said this before, but I’m not a big fan of these Victoria’s Secret “casual” photoshoots. Who wants to see supermodels fully-clothed? It’s just unnatural. Besides, everybody knows that the only people who actually read the Victoria’s Secret catalogue are guys, and we want to see Behati Prinsloo riding a bike in a bikini, not a sweater. And isn’t the customer always right?

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Lily Aldridge: Supermodel Nerd In A Bikini

May 13th, 2013

This is the third Lily Aldridge post in the last 7 days and it seems that we’ve got ourselves a nerdy supermodel in a bikini this time around. I’m sure all you 30 year old virgins will love this. I don’t. This is not her best look, but when she takes off the glasses, Lily has Superman-like powers and my penis becomes defenseless. Oh no, my undies are are getting tighter. Not again!

Photos: Fameflynet

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Awesomeness

May 13th, 2013

I know I sound like a broken record, but Candice Swanepoel is by far the hottest piece on the planet. This chick is perfect and has the most awesome supermodel booty I’ve ever seen. You know, Dove’s campaign for real beauty can go screw themselves! Every time I log into Facebook, some fatty puts up that stupid picture of VS models vs. “real girls” followed by what do you prefer?. And of course all their chub club friends choose the Dove chicks. I’m sure you guys know what I’m talking about. It’s pathetic! Anyway, Here’s Candice shooting for Victoria’s Secret. Enjoy.

Photos: FameFlynet

Lindsay Ellingson Topless For Victoria’s Secret

May 10th, 2013

I don’t know why Lindsay Ellingson isn’t more popular when it comes to Victoria’s Secret models. She’s got everything you need to become a great supermodel: a killer body, she looks downright amazing in lingerie, and she knows better than to fall for my lame attempts to score a date with her. But other than that, she’s perfect. Enjoy.

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Lily Aldridge Bikini Pictures

May 10th, 2013

OK, so it’s not lingerie, but after seeing these pictures of Lily Aldridge‘s latest beach shoot for Victoria’s Secret, I guess it’s only fair to say that she belongs in a bikini too. Who knew Lily was so versatile? I wonder what else she looks hot wearing… So if Lily’s up for a true test of her modeling ability, I just bought a new set of sheets that I’m sure she’d look great in.

Photos: Fameflynet

Lily Aldridge Belongs In Lingerie

May 9th, 2013

I’ve got another Victoria’s Secret shoot for you guys today, and this time it’s Lily Aldridge. Lily may not be as famous as some of her fellow supermodels, but she’s clearly got the right idea on how to change that: do an entire shoot topless and showing off your perfect booty. I wish all Victoria’s Secret shoots were like this. Bras are overrated, and besides, it’s not like anybody’s looking at these pictures to get an idea of how their lingerie looks on a normal woman anyway. Don’t kid yourself, ladies.

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Edita Vilkeviciute Bikini Pictures Are Awesome

May 9th, 2013

I thought I was good at discovering hot nobodies, but I’ve got nothing on Victoria’s Secret. It seems like every week they’ve got a new model that’s even hotter than the one before. And since judging from these bikini pictures and her pretty much perfect body, Edita Vilkeviciute is going to be around for a long time, you’d better get to work on learning to pronounce her name. Once you’re finished drooling over her pictures, of course. Better clear your schedule, this might take a while.

Photos: Fameflynet

Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures

May 9th, 2013

Finally, Adriana Lima took some time off from being a mother and got back in a bikini to work her hotness for Victoria’s Secret. Here she is working the camera in St. Barts and proving that she still has a few years left on that amazing body of hers. Enjoy.

Photos: Fameflynet

Behati Prinsloo Forgot To Wear Lingerie!

May 3rd, 2013

Here’s underrated Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo doing a shoot for the company in the park, but if I didn’t know any better, I would’ve thought she was just posing for her hipster friend’s Instagram or something. Why is she just sitting on some park bench with all her clothes on? Where’s all the lingerie and cleavage? See, now this is why Victoria’s Secret has to stop with the casual wear. It just gets too confusing.

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Candice Swanepoel Is The Hottest Victoria’s Secret Model

April 26th, 2013

I guess Candice Swanepoel heard what I said about Victoria’s Secret needing some new blood, because here she is in a new photoshoot to remind me why the old guard shouldn’t be pushed into retirement just yet. In fact, judging from all these awesome shots here, Victoria’s Secret could probably make an entire catalogue starring only Candice and nobody would complain. I mean, just look at this body. What more do you really need?

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Candice Swanepoel Knows How To Please

April 25th, 2013

Now this is more like it. After those pictures we had earlier of Candice Swanepoel modeling Victoria’s Secret casual wear, the company smartened up and got her back into lingerie for this set of pictures. It makes a lot more sense, if you ask me. With legs like this, Candice just wasn’t made to wear pants. Or a shirt. Or anything at all for that matter, but until those candids come in like I keep asking for, we’ll just have to make do with these. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel’s Casual Hotness

April 25th, 2013

Normally, I like to see my Candice Swanepoel in her Victoria’s Secret lingerie or bikinis, but today we get her in Victoria’s Secret casual wear. Still pretty damn hot, but not the same thing. Actually, I didn’t even know Victoria’s Secret had casual wear. I guess I discovered their secret. Anyway, back to Candice. Why is she teasing me with her tongue like that? Bad girl!

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Elyse Taylor Lingerie Pictures

April 22nd, 2013

I’ve gotta admit, I was a little skeptical about all the new blood Victoria’s Secret has been bringing in lately. I know the old models are getting up there these days — I’m pretty sure Adriana Lima just hit 31, which is practically retirement age in supermodel years. But this shoot from Elyse Taylor is starting to convince me that maybe they’ve got the right idea. I mean, just look at that amazing 26-year-old body. I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to enjoying it for the next two to four years until they scrap her for a younger model.

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Gracie Carvalho In Sexy Lingerie

April 22nd, 2013

I’m not sure if you guys are familiar with Brazilian model Gracie Carvalho, but you should be since Victoria’s Secret is trying to push her to be the “next big” thing. And I don’t blame them. This exotic hottie has a little bit of everything for everyone and I’d love to sample every piece of her. I don’t know if that makes much sense, but when I look at Gracie my mind goes to mush. Enjoy.

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