Sorry to crush the dreams of my fellow perverts, but I just found out that Xenia Deli, AKA the hottest woman on the planet, is married to the lucky bastard you see above. According to my sources, he’s some 62-year-old real estate mogul from Egypt and I probably don’t need to tell you that he’s apparently a billionaire. I always thought my winning personality would be enough to land a girl like Xenia (stop laughing), but now I’m wondering how much money I’d have to have in the bank in order to date a supermodel someday. 10 million? 25 million? 50 million? And, uh, in totally unrelated news, does anyone want to buy this site for 100 million? Let me know.
I know it might sound like sacrilege to compare another model to Xenia Deli, AKA one of the hottest women on the planet. Especially when it’s one none of you have probably heard of before. But I want you to take a look at this bikini photoshoot from my latest discovery Bridget Satterlee. And once you’re done picking your jaw (and your pants) up off the floor, I’m betting you’ll agree.
I haven’t done a post on Xenia Deli in a few months, mostly because I was running out of new ways to describe just how pants-meltingly hot she was. But I figure we’ve gone long enough without any new Xenia hotness, so here’s a brand-new lingerie shoot from her. And I’m happy to report that she’s still the hottest woman on the entire damn planet, and no, I don’t care how many times I’ve said that before. (And I bet you don’t either.) Enjoy.
I’m pretty sure you guys already know that Xenia Deli is the hottest woman on the planet, but this latest beach photoshoot of hers ought to come with a Surgeon General’s Warning or something. Because I’m pretty sure that seeing Xenia wearing nothing but sand can cause severe pants discomfort and instant overheating. So just make sure to take proper precautions and keep an ice pack and/or fire extinguisher on hand before you look at these. And remember, I can’t be held responsible for any damage that occurs to your pants region.
I couldn’t remember the last time we’d gotten any new pictures from Xenia Deli, so I decided to take matters into my own hands and go looking for some on my own. And here’s what I found after checking out her Instagram: confirmed, Xenia’s still the hottest woman on the planet. And it’s not even close. Yow.
It’s been way too long since we’ve gotten any new bikini photoshoots from Xenia Deli, and I was starting to get worried maybe she’d gotten fat or, worse, knocked up. But the good news is, I just found this video shoot she did for some company called SA Swimsuit, and upon further review, I can officially confirm that Xenia is still the hottest model on the planet and capable of giving me a pants fire in 2 seconds flat. Phew. Enjoy.
In case any of you out there didn’t get what you really wanted for Christmas, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Because here’s a video of the hottest woman on the planet Xenia Deli dancing around in lingerie for LOVE’s advent calendar video series. If you ask me, it’s hands down their best one yet. Enjoy.
I didn’t realize Xenia Deli ever left the beach, but here she is at the premiere of DIRECTV’s Dark Places (whatever that is) in LA. And while I’m not used to seeing Xenia wearing nearly this much clothing, as far as I’m concerned, she’d still be one of the hottest women on the planet even if she was wearing nothing but a garbage bag. …Especially if it was one of those clear plastic ones.
I know I may sound like a broken record when it comes to Xenia Deli, but if you don’t think she’s the hottest model on the planet, then you need to get your eyes checked, because it’s just an indisputable fact. Case in point, here’s her latest set of lingerie pictures and I’m not sure what they’re from, but I do know that you’re probably better off taking your pants off now, so you don’t lose them to a five-alarm pants fire. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
It’s been at least a couple weeks since I did a post on Xenia Deli where I called her the hottest woman on the planet. And I guess she must’ve missed hearing that from her favorite blogger, because here’s Xenia’s latest photoshoot, and if you ask me, I think it’s probably the hottest one she’s ever done. So enjoy, because if I knew this is what would happen, I’d “forget” to compliment Xenia more often. Yow!
I guess we’re no longer the only ones who know that Xenia Deli is hands-down one of the hottest women on the planet. Because after this shoot she did for Calvin Klein, it looks like the secret is officially out. And listen, I’m more than happy to share, as long as it means we’ll be getting more photoshoots like this from Xenia in the future. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I’m about to pass out from too much blood rushing to my pants region all at once. Yow.
Now that it’s finally March, it’s slowly starting to warm up around here… But it’s still not happening nearly fast enough for me, so I figured I’d help speed things up the best way I know how: with another set of bikini pictures from one of the hottest models on the planet Xenia Deli. Granted, it’s not going to do a damn thing about all the snow outside, but it’s guaranteed to raise the temperature in your pants by at least 10-20 degrees. Enjoy.