Someone put Mariah Carey on a treadmill please. Damn you Mariah! All those good things I have said about you. I have been talking you up here on Hollywoodtuna and this is how you repay me by getting chunky and fat.

Fuck it, I can’t be mean to Mariah. I love that fucked up chick way too much. Her mental illnesses give me an erection. Sorry Mimi. Marry me!