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Meet Instagram Model Lorena Rae

September 26th, 2017

Lorena Rae

I figure I’m not the only one who could use a palate cleanser after that last Kim K post. So I did what I always do when I’m looking to cheer the Little Tuna up: creep on some Instagram hotties. And here’s my latest find, Lorena Rae. According to my sources, she’s German and she’s apparently dating Leonardo DiCaprio. I swear, that guy goes through hot models even faster than I do when I’m scrolling through Instagram. Lucky bastard.

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian Is Turning More And More Into A Tranny!

September 26th, 2017

Even on Kim Kardashian‘s best days, I can’t understand what everyone sees in this chunky ex-porn star and her giant oversized booty. But when she’s fully-clothed and pretending to be a “serious” fashion model for… The New York Times Style Magazine? Yeah, no thanks. You all need to stop encouraging her. It’s just getting sad.

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Peyton List Needs A Few More Instagram Lessons

September 26th, 2017

Peyton List

It feels like we’ve been waiting forever for Peyton List to finally take the next step in her career and go from “former Disney hottie” to “former Disney hottie who shows off her booty all over Snapchat.” You know, the patented Bella Thorne career path. Anyway, I’m happy to report that we’re one step closer after today. Keep it up!

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Let’s All Appreciate Alexis Ren’s Booty

September 26th, 2017

Alexis Ren

Looks like everyone’s favorite professional Insta-model Alexis Ren has been busy on Instagram again. And you guys know what that means: it’s time for another meeting of the Alexis Ren Booty Appreciation Society (TM). The first order of business? Watching these GIFs a couple hundred times. Now get to work.

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Daily Tuna

September 26th, 2017

Elsa Hosk Picture Moment

September 26th, 2017
         
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Canned Tuna

September 25th, 2017

Mariah Carey Is A Disaster (DLISTED)
Miley Cyrus‘ Tongue Action Is Back (TooFab)

Mmm… Guess That Sexy Swimsuit? (TMZ)

Ariel Winter
‘s Big Sl%tty Boobies (Moe Jackson)
Jennifer Lawrence Drops Some Seriously Sexy/Massive Cleavage Action! (Popoholic)

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Yoga Pants in Studio City (Egotastic)

Lara Croft For You Nerds!! (WWTDD)

Bella Thorne Topless!!!

September 25th, 2017

Bella Thorne

I feel like Bella Thorne‘s Snapchat has been some kind of long-running experiment to see exactly how little clothing she can wear and still technically be considered “dressed.” And if that’s the case, I think she just made a major breakthrough with this latest outfit. And, uh, speaking of breakthroughs, I think I need to go get a new pair of sweatpants stat. Yow!

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Lindsey Pelas Loves To Take Selfies

September 25th, 2017

Lindsey Pelas

I’ve been covering Lindsey Pelas and her gigantic funbags on this site for a while now, and I just realized something: I still don’t know what she does for work. As far as I can tell from creeping “researching” her Snapchat, it appears that her only job in life is to take and post busty selfies online. Actually, I probably shouldn’t be complaining. Here’s hoping she never finds a real job! Fingers crossed.

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Meet Instagram Model Imogen Caldwell

September 25th, 2017

Imogen Caldwell

I know you guys probably think my job involves spending 99% of my day down in my mom’s basement shoving Doritos into my face, and… yeah, you’re not wrong. But that’s not all. It also involves discovering new hotties for us all to drool over, and here’s my latest find: Imogen Caldwell. According to my sources, she’s from Australia, she’s a surfer (which you probably could’ve assumed from the “from Australia” part), and she’s a total smokeshow. Although again, you probably don’t need me to tell you that. Enjoy!

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Imogen Caldwell

Victoria Justice Still Needs Instagram Lessons

September 25th, 2017

Victoria Justice

I’m still waiting for Victoria Justice to take me up on my very generous offer to be her personal Insta-photographer, but for some reason, she hasn’t gotten back to me yet. So I guess we’re just going to have to put with more boring, ho-hum Instagram “photoshoots” like this for now. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Victoria’s still a total hottie, and my sweatpants are still around my ankles, but I won’t enjoy it!

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Daily Tuna

September 25th, 2017

Canned Tuna

September 22nd, 2017

Arianny Celeste In Sexy Bikinis (TMZ)
Leonardo DiCaprio Is A Model Multi-Tasker (DLISTED)

Audrina Patridge Is Single!!! (TooFab)

Ariel Winter And Her Big Boobies (MoeJackson)
Jennifer Lawrence Busting Out Her Massive Boobs Like Bananas! (Popoholic)

Scott Disick Now Banging Nicole Richie‘s Younger Sister (WWTDD)
Daisy Lowe and Amber Anderson Braless and Getting Grabby (Egotastic)

Candice Swanepoel’s Booty Will Blow Your Mind

September 22nd, 2017

Candice Swanepoel

I’ve been doing posts on Candice Swanepoel for years now, but somehow I just found out she had a kid almost a year ago. I didn’t even realize she had a boyfriend. Although I guess now I understand why she never replied to any of my Twitter marriage proposals. Anyway, point is, Alessandra Ambrosio finally has some competition for the coveted title of world’s hottest Victoria’s Secret MILF. Let the battle begin.

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