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Here’s the hottest fashion mogul of all-time Jessica Simpson proving that she’s got great business sense. Because instead of hiring some hot nobody to model her new 2016 swimsuit collection, she just did it herself. I’m not sure if these pictures are going to help sell more swimsuits, but I have a feeling Kleenex sales are going to go through the roof after this, so you might want to invest accordingly.
Here’s Allie Gonino at the launch of 6 Bullets to Hell, and I’m gonna be honest, I have no clue who she is, but she’s hot. And according to my sources, Allie’s an actress/singer who was on a couple TV shows I never watched. Anyway, I know it’s my job to keep on top of all the wannabe actresses, hot nobodies and Instagram models out there, but I’m pretty sure it’s not your job to spend all day looking at hot blondes and their super-cute cleavage, so let’s give each other a pass here and just enjoy these shots of this Allie girl. Whoever she is.
According to my sources, here’s Amber Rose celebrating the launch of her new “Goddess” digital character, and I’m not even going to try to pretend to care or understand what any of that means. Instead, I’m just going to sit here and focus on those glorious funbags of Amber’s and pressing my nose up against my computer screen. Now that’s a digital experience anyone can understand.
Considering the fact that I’m always trying to convince up-and-coming models/actresses about the positive career benefits of leaked sex tapes, you’d think I’d be a bigger fan of Kim Kardashian and what a great role model she can be for wannabe hotties everywhere. And I guess it’s true. If anyone other than Kim was wearing this same dress, I’d probably be losing my mind. Instead, I’m losing my lunch. Oh well. Good thing I just found another slice of pizza under the couch.
Last time I did a post on Alina Boyko, I told you guys how the Ukranian hottie was my dream girl and how I was working up the nerve to Twitter propose to her. Well, this probably won’t surprise you, but I’m still waiting for her answer. Luckily, I just came across a new bikini shoot from this blonde bombshell, which is making the wait a whole lot easier. Well, the next 30-45 seconds of it, at least.
Like I’ve said in the past, I know there’s a lot of people out there who are hard at work trying to make Hailee Steinfeld into a “big star.” And I have to give them credit, at least they’re doing it the right way. Because forget the artsy photoshoots and music videos and magazine covers. No one cares about any of that. If you really want to become famous these days, this is how you do it: by hitting the beach with the paparazzi. I’d point out the fact that Hailee should’ve been wearing a bikini instead of a one-piece if she really wanted to do it right, but hey, at least it’s a start.
I have no clue when Selena Gomez decided to become an Instagram model (and I don’t know why no one told me about it sooner!). But here’s a few of the latest pictures she posted, and I’ve gotta say, I think Selena should forget the whole pop star act and try going pro at this Instagram modeling thing. Because with a little work and a lot less clothing, I really think she could be one of the best.
For a while now, I’ve been saying how Ariana Grande has a shot to be every bit as famous as her fellow pop star hotties Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift, she just needs to start dressing like it. And it looks like this red carpet helper at the Billboard Music Awards agrees, because here he is making sure that Ariana’s showing enough leg for the cameras. Granted, it’s still not as much as I’d like, but if it were up to me, she would’ve just showed up in a bikini or one of those see-through dry cleaning bags, so I’ll take what I can get.
No, I have no clue what Jessica Alba was doing at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards, considering she’s not a pop star. Hell, she’s barely even an actress anymore. But I’m never going to complain about seeing one of my all-time favorite MILFs. As far as I’m concerned, she should be invited anywhere there’s going to be cameras around: award shows, red carpets, charity balls, kids’ birthday parties. You name it. Enjoy.