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Canned Tuna

July 26th, 2017

Supermodel Hotness!!! (TMZ)

Kendall Jenner Semi-Nude on Instagram (Egotastic)
Hot Cougar Alert! (TooFab)

Mary–Kate Olsen’s Wedding Muumuu (DLISTED)
Rihanna‘s Boobs Are Fat! (MoeJackson)

Jessica Biel Gets Busty Hot And Curvalicious For Jimmy Fallon (Popoholic)

Beckham Loves Madison Beer (WWTDD)
Kim Kardashian’s Surrogate Is Three Months Pregnant (IDLYITW)

Josie Canseco Heats Up Her Instagram

July 26th, 2017

Josie Canseco

I know it’s probably hard for you guys to tell the difference between Josie Canseco here and just about every single other blonde Insta-wannabe out there. Hell, it’s hard for me and it’s my job. But here’s a quick refresher: Josie’s the one with the rich dad who thinks posing in a bikini for “professional” photographers makes her a real model. Hmm, that still doesn’t really narrow it down, does it? OK. Her rich dad’s the one who’s a former baseball player. So there you go. Now enjoy.

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Josie Canseco

Brooke Shields In Her Calvin’s!!!

July 26th, 2017

Brooke Shields

I don’t know if I’ve ever done a post on Brooke Shields before, considering I’m pretty sure she was considered washed-up by the time I started this site. But I’m always willing to make an exception for any hottie looking to restart her career by posing in her underwear. So here’s Brooke looking pretty damn good for over 50 in something called Social Life Magazine. And who knows, maybe she’s got a promising second career as a hot cougar after this. She’s definitely got the support of me and the Little Tuna at least.

Brooke Shields

Walmart Messes Up

July 26th, 2017

And this is why retail is dying.

Stella Maxwell Nude For Vogue Brazil

July 26th, 2017

Stella Maxwell

I guess Stella Maxwell must still be dating Kristen Stewart, because I’ve noticed that her photoshoots have started to become a lot less “Victoria’s Secret model hot” and a lot more “art student model hot.” But hey, as long as she keeps posing totally naked like this, I can’t really complain. So enjoy this shoot Stella did for Vogue Brazil and let’s hope this whole “wearing clothing” thing is just a phase.

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An Hour With David Letterman And Norm Macdonald

July 26th, 2017

Need to waste an hour at work? Watch this.

Sara Jean Underwood’s Private Instagram And Snapchat Cause She’s A Hard Worker

July 26th, 2017

So I guess Sara Jean Underwood is still hard at work trying to make this whole “professional hot nobody” gig of hers pay off, because now she’s hitting her loyal perverts fans up for more money over on Facebook, by making “private” Instagram and Snapchat accounts that you can unlock by paying her. And frankly, I’m outraged. It’s just disgusting. I mean, if she makes her Instagram private, I won’t be able to creep it anymore. Not cool!

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Sara Jean Underwood

Daily Tuna

July 26th, 2017

Daniela Lopez Osorio Picture Moment

July 26th, 2017
         
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Canned Tuna

July 25th, 2017

Ariel Winter Naughty Tattoo (TooFab)

Joanna Krupa‘s Sexy Bikini Pictures (TMZ)
Lana Del Rey: The Sleepiest Witch (DLISTED)

Karlie Kloss Works The Streets (Moe Jackson)
Celeste Bright’s Insanely Sexy/Perfect Booty (Popoholic)

Caroline Vreeland Hot Pink One Piece In Miami (Egotastic)
Yolanda Hadid Morning Ass (WWTDD)

Kendall Jenner Got Naked For Something (IDLYITW)

Jessica Lowndes In A Bikini Is Pretty Awesome

July 25th, 2017

Jessica Lowndes

Back in the day, I used to do posts on Jessica Lowndes here all the time. But I guess that’s when she still used to be a working actress instead of just another professional hot nobody or rich dude arm candy or whatever it is that she does for a job these days. Anyway, the good news is, it looks like Jessica still has enough free time left over to follow her true passion: posing in bikinis on the beach. Here’s hoping she can figure out a way to turn that into a full-time gig.

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Jessica Lowndes

Victoria Justice’s Emo Art Project Fail

July 25th, 2017

Victoria Justice

I don’t know if Victoria Justice is practicing for a new movie where she’s playing some emo art school hottie or what, but I don’t really get the point of these “artsy” shots of her playing around with a camera. If she wants to take pictures of herself, she should just do what all the other hotties her age are doing. You don’t need a fancy camera. All you need is a smartphone and a mirror and a bikini. And actually, that last one is only optional.

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Victoria Justice

Pixie Lott’s Booty Is Sweetness

July 25th, 2017

Pixie Lott

According to my sources, Pixie Lott is on “holiday” in Ibiza right now, which is British for vacation. Trust me, I looked it up on Google Translate and everything. Anyway, I guess Pixie needed to take a break from… her very hard life posing for the British paparazzi 24/7? And you know, normally, I hate looking at other people’s vacation photos. They’re always so damn boring. But I’m always willing to make an exception when it’s a hot blonde in a bikini. Keep ’em coming!

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Lily-Rose Depp and Cara Delevingne Are Hard At Work For Chanel

July 25th, 2017

I couldn’t remember if Lily-Rose Depp was still trouble, so I just double-checked and apparently she’s 18 now, which means she’s old enough to play pretend model with Cara Delevingne for this Chanel shoot. Although personally, I’d much rather see pictures of these two playing doctor instead. Maybe next time.

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