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March 30th, 2017

Tanya Mityushina Picture Moment

March 30th, 2017
         
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Canned Tuna

March 29th, 2017

CoCo‘s Disgusting Fat Booty (TMZ)
Kate Hudson And New Douche (Lainey Gossip)

Christina El Moussa In Hot Water Over Bikini Photos (Egotastic)
Jenna Dewan’s See-Through Top (The Superficial)

Emmy Rossum Is The Latest Famous Person To Get Robbed (DLISTED)

Devon Windsor Gets Leggy (MoeJackson)
Mila Kunis Busts Out Her Ginormous New Mom Bosom! (Popoholic)

Porn Stars Back On The Beach (WWTDD)
Scarlett Johansson Wants To Bang Gordon Ramsay (IDLYITW)

The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Carlie Jo Howell In Your Cup

March 29th, 2017

You may have never heard of Carlie Jo Howell, but she is the owner of some coffee shop that will most likely put Starbucks out of business. Or at the very least steal 50% of their clientele. As a man, I like to have my coffee black and served by a hot chick in a bikini. And now that I know Carlie exists, I can’t have it any other way. So please open a location in my mom’s basement. I will be the most popular middle-aged man in my neighborhood!

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Alden Steimle Will Blow Your Pants Off

March 29th, 2017

Alden Steimle

Last time we saw Alden Steimle, I warned you guys that she was so hot, she’d blow your pants right off. So I hope you remembered to take them off in advance before checking out the latest killer photoshoot from the up-and-coming model, like I did. Because these are even hotter than last time. Anyway, I’d write more about Alden but seeing as how I’m currently being kicked out of this Starbucks for violating their “no pants, no service” policy, I guess the pictures will just have to do. Enjoy.

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Android Auto vs Apple CarPlay

March 29th, 2017

And this is why I do not buy Apple products!

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Alexandra Daddario Does GQ Mexico

March 29th, 2017

Alexandra Daddario

So Alexandra Daddario is in the new Baywatch movie that is set to be released sometime in May. I’m pretty sure it will be terrible since they don’t have a 20-something Pamela Anderson in it. They do have this chick. Sure she is hotter than hibachi grill, but she lacks the sizzle I need to create a pant fire! Anyway, here she is GQ Mexico.

         
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This Is How You Sell A House

March 29th, 2017

Real estate agents can learn something from this guy!

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Sara Sampaio, Hailey Baldwin And Alanna Arrington In a Stupid Love Magazine Video

March 29th, 2017

What a waste of time! This video of Sara Sampaio, Hailey Baldwin And Alanna Arrington for Love Magazine is not sexy, funny or witty. It’s absolutely stupid. I don’t find skinny chicks acting like goofballs and lifting fake weights at all entertaining. I know Love Magazine is trying to reinvent cool, but they are going to have to do much better than this. Once again, just stick with a$$ up, face down! Works every time.

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Daily Tuna

March 29th, 2017

Kirstie Bennett Picture Moment

March 29th, 2017
         
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Canned Tuna

March 28th, 2017

Nina Agdal Is A Young Cougar Now! (Lainey Gossip)
Naomi Woods and Kate England Are Back on the Beach (The Superficial)

Arianny Celeste In A Little Swimsuit (TMZ)
Mayim Bialik Is Not Here For Grown Women Being Called “Girls” (DLISTED)

Natalia Borges Belongs In A Bikini (Moe Jackson)
Stacy Keibler Looking All Kinds Of Leggy Hot (Popoholic)

Rosie Huntington-Whitele
y Hot Pimping UGG (Egotastic)

Emma Thompson Remembers That Time Trump Hit On Her (WWTDD)
Charlize Theron Fought AIDS In This Dress (IDLYITW)

Ariana Grande Is Red Hot

March 28th, 2017

Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande is a hot chick. Sure she may have had major amounts of cosmetic surgery because she looks nothing like her childhood photos. But that’s OK because it’s not like I’m marrying her and having children. I don’t have to worry that my child will look like a monster and nothing like her mom. That’s the problem when you date a chick who has had a lot of work done, which is pretty much every social media star and celebrity. How do you explain to your ugly kid, that mommy is a fake and when you grow up you can have all the plastic surgery too. Anyway, just be careful when a dealing with a chick who has been under the knife. Maybe use a condom.

         
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Love Magazine Too

March 28th, 2017

Alessandra Ambrosio

OK, so the Kendall Jenner Love Magazine video was a complete fail, and I was hoping that this Alessandra Ambrosio would be better, but I stopped watchign the video after 5 seconds when I realized once again they took a hot chick in a bikini and tried to make it arty. F#ck off! What’s wrong with millennials. Just take the girl, get her on her hands and knees, a$$ up and call it a day! Simple, yet effective!

         
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