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I haven’t done a post on Xenia Deli in a few months, mostly because I was running out of new ways to describe just how pants-meltingly hot she was. But I figure we’ve gone long enough without any new Xenia hotness, so here’s a brand-new lingerie shoot from her. And I’m happy to report that she’s still the hottest woman on the entire damn planet, and no, I don’t care how many times I’ve said that before. (And I bet you don’t either.) Enjoy.
It’s been way too long since we’ve gotten a good look at the world’s hottest MILF in a bikini, so here’s Alessandra Ambrosio at the beach in Malibu putting on a pretty great show for the paparazzi and their zoom lenses. I just wish we’d gotten a few more poses from Alessandra (like, say, the patented Jessica Alba bikini ass maneuver), but you know what they say,
beggars can’t be choosers us perverts should take what we can get. So just enjoy.
I know it’s my job to keep up with all the latest hot nobodies and Instagram stars out there, but I’m gonna be honest, I hadn’t heard of this Russian hottie before, even though she’s got over 868,000 followers. But that’s probably because she just goes by Sofia, and that makes it damn hard to look her up. Usually, when people go by one name, it’s something distinctive, like Beyonce. Or Madonna. Or Bono. But whatever, this chick is hot enough, she can go by whatever damn name she wants. Enjoy!
I was just realizing the other day that we haven’t seen Helen Flanagan in a really long time. I’m pretty sure it’s been years since we’ve gotten any new photoshoots from the busty Brit. I don’t know what happened to her, and I’m way too lazy to actually look it up, but it’s like she just disappeared. I guess she must have finally married a rich dude (AKA hit the hot nobody jackpot). Either way, it’s a real shame. So anyway, you guys enjoy this old photoshoot I found, while I go put up flyers around my neighborhood asking if anyone’s seen her. Wish me luck.
Maybe you guys can help me figure this one out. I know I’ve done posts on Chloe Khan before. But I have no clue what she actually does for work. As far as I can tell, she’s either a cam model, a porn star, an escort, an Instagram model, or maybe all of the above. Oh, and she also used to be a reality TV “star,” like all the other busty British nobodies out there. The only thing I know for sure about Chloe is that I couldn’t afford her in a million years. So I guess these pictures are just going to have to do for now.
Kendall Jenner And Gigi Hadid Meta Plastic (WWTDD)
Here’s your monthly reminder that Madison Beer is still big trouble. So don’t get fooled by this photoshoot the wannabe singer/actress/jail-bait did for Factice, and just move it along. You’ve still got another 132 days to go. But, uh, who’s counting, right? Moving on!
I love that, for some reason, everyone seems to think that Dakota Fanning is a fashion model all of sudden. And don’t get me wrong, she’s definitely got some potential. But forget fashion magazines. I think Dakota’s true calling just might be bikini and/or lingerie modeling. I mean, it’s worth a shot at least. You can’t know until you try, right? So call me, Dakota! My phone takes great pictures…
I’ve been waiting for this day for a long time, but one of my favorite hotties Victoria Justice finally went topless for a new photoshoot for KODE Magazine (whatever that is). And I’ve got to find out how they managed to swing it, because I’ve been trying to convince Victoria to pose topless for me for years with no luck. I guess I should’ve offered to publish them in a magazine instead of just asking for them for my personal collection. I’ll have to remember that trick for next time.