Cheryl Burke Is The New Abby Lee Miller, For Now (DLISTED)
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
I’ve never been to Australia, mostly because as a blogger, I’m pretty sure I’m contractually obligated to spend at least 11 months of the year in my mom’s basement. But I might have to make an exception after seeing Lucie Jaid here. This is the first time I’ve come across the Aussie model, but she’s so damn hot, I’m pretty sure her Instagram should become the country’s new tourism campaign. I know I’m sold.
I know some of you guys might look at these shots of Bella Thorne sexy dancing and see just another future nobody doing whatever she possibly can to extend her 15 minutes a few seconds longer. But me? I see a true social media genius. And also a five-alarm pants fire. So whatever else she is doesn’t really matter. Enjoy.
I know, I know. Look, I’m just as surprised as you guys to be doing a post on Michelle Pfeiffer right now. Considering last I checked, it’s 2017 and not the early ’90s. But I just came across this photoshoot the actress did for Interview and had to double-check my calendar again. Because damn! I don’t know what kind of deal with the devil she had to strike to look this good at 58, but I bet more women consider it taking it after this.
I know some of you guys probably think I call Alexis Ren here my favorite Insta-hottie just because I’m trying to score a date with her. And that’s just not true. I’d also settle for a few personalized booty shots sent to my inbox… But until that magical day finally comes, I guess I’ll just have to make do with another round of her pants-melting Instagram shots. It’s tough, but I think I’ll manage.
Apparently it’s the 20th anniversary of Buffy the Vampire Slayer or something, because Entertainment Weekly just got the whole cast to reunite for a celebratory cover shoot: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Charisma Carpenter, Michelle Trachtenberg, and… all the other ones I don’t really care about. And for the most part, they’re still looking pretty good. Well, except for maybe Michelle. I don’t know what she’s been up to these past two decades, but I’m guessing it’s not hitting the gym. Too bad.
–Khloe Kardashian vs. WWE’s Lana?
–Hot celebs breaking a sweat!
– Carolina Lavinia belongs in a bikini
–Lindsay Lohan is a hot mess
–Scarlett Johansson leg show
–Kristen Bell is still hot
–Emily Ratajkowski burns my pants
–Alexis Ren knows how to tease
–Stephanie Rao will cause pant fires
–Dessie Mitcheson is so hot it hurts
Emmy Rossum Is The Latest Famous Person To Get Robbed (DLISTED)
You may have never heard of Carlie Jo Howell, but she is the owner of some coffee shop that will most likely put Starbucks out of business. Or at the very least steal 50% of their clientele. As a man, I like to have my coffee black and served by a hot chick in a bikini. And now that I know Carlie exists, I can’t have it any other way. So please open a location in my mom’s basement. I will be the most popular middle-aged man in my neighborhood!
Last time we saw Alden Steimle, I warned you guys that she was so hot, she’d blow your pants right off. So I hope you remembered to take them off in advance before checking out the latest killer photoshoot from the up-and-coming model, like I did. Because these are even hotter than last time. Anyway, I’d write more about Alden but seeing as how I’m currently being kicked out of this Starbucks for violating their “no pants, no service” policy, I guess the pictures will just have to do. Enjoy.
So Alexandra Daddario is in the new Baywatch movie that is set to be released sometime in May. I’m pretty sure it will be terrible since they don’t have a 20-something Pamela Anderson in it. They do have this chick. Sure she is hotter than hibachi grill, but she lacks the sizzle I need to create a pant fire! Anyway, here she is GQ Mexico.