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Here’s Chloe Bridges at the premiere of her new movie Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates. According to my sources, Chloe is yet another former Disney Channel star making the jump to real movies, and according to my eyes, her lips are fake looking as hell. And just so Chloe knows, if you really want to stand out in Hollywood, your lips are the last thing you should be plumping up. Everyone knows it’s always better to start with your funbags first. That’s just common sense.
Here a well done viral video from a company that doesn’t pay me to promote their crap. Anyway, enjoy wrestling fans.
Last time we saw Fergie, I let you all know that her and those giant funbags of hers were officially making a big comeback. And looks like I was right, because she just released a promo photo for her new single “M.I.L.F.$” and I don’t know about you, but now I can’t wait until she releases the whole thing. Just to be clear, I’m talking about the bottom of this picture, not the single.
Before you ask, no, I do not understand what the deal is with Abigail Clancy‘s belt at the Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie world premiere in London. It’s no secret that I don’t really “get” fashion (unless it involves Daisy Dukes and/or see-through shirts). But what I do understand is that the busty Brit still managed to look super-leggy anyway, and that’s good enough for me.
Here’s Paris Hilton, aka the OG hot nobody, showing off that cute little cleavage of hers as she celebrates the launch of her new perfume. According to my sources, “Gold Rush” is the 20th fragrance she’s launched. Yes, you read that right: 20. Anyway, in case you’re wondering what this latest one smells like, my guess is “desperation.” But good luck keeping your 15 minutes of fame going, Paris.
I do my best to keep track of all the new actresses, models and/or professional Instagrammers, but let’s be honest, there’s a ton of hotties out there. Plus, I’m lazy. So every once in a while, I come across one I don’t already know. Like Erin Moriarty here. According to my sources, she’s been in a couple movies I haven’t seen and TV shows I haven’t watched, but here she is looking super-cute at the Captain Fantastic premiere, and that’s pretty much all I need to know. I’m a fan.
I’ve got some good news: according to her Instagram, Dakota Fanning, aka my second-favorite pasty hottie after Emma Roberts, finally took my advice and went out and got some sun with her friends. Unfortunately, she didn’t invite me along as her personal suntan lotion applier like I’d originally hoped, but hey, there’s always next time. Enjoy.