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Canned Tuna

April 25th, 2017

Blake Lively Is A Pretty Lady (Lainey Gossip)
Instagram Model Gigi Hadid Is 22 (TooFab)

Porn Star Kim Kardashian Is Gross In A Swimsuit (TMZ)
LeAnn Rimes In A Swimsuit (DLISTED)

Doutzen Kroes
Works It In A Little Bikini (Moe Jackson)
Ariel Winter Gets Leggy, And Ultra Busty, And Bootylicious, Oh My! (Popoholic)

Mariah Carey Busting out the Betties (Egotastic)

Amber Rose Isn’t Perfect Like You Imagined (WWTDD)
Rihanna Offended People Who Think Queen Elizabeth Deserves Respect (IDLYITW)

Sara Jean Underwood Wants You To Fund Her Expensive Do Nothing Lifestyle!

April 25th, 2017

Sara Jean Underwood

So I guess Sara Jean Underwood decided to give up on her plan to trap seduce a rich boyfriend via Instagram and Twitter, and it’s on to Plan B. And unfortunately, that isn’t settling for a C-list blogger who lives with his mom. Instead, she’s apparently starting a Patreon to try to get her loyal perverts fans to fund her do-nothing hot nobody lifestyle. Huh. I never realized you could do that. I always thought Patreon was for real artists. But maybe I should start one myself. My sweatpant and Kleenex fund is running a little low…

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Bella Thorne Kisses A Girl And Likes It

April 25th, 2017

Bella Thorne

While all the other so-called news outlets out there are covering “major” “stories” like political corruption or health care or whatever new scandal Trump’s wandered into now, I’m kind of surprised that no one else is covering the week’s biggest story: after months of practicing her tongue action with a camera, Bella Thorne finally graduated to slipping some tongue to a girl. I’m not sure who that is with her, and I’m a little too “busy” to look it up. But I promise to spend lots of time today studying this picture for any new clues. So stay tuned for any more updates on this. I smell Hollywood Tuna’s first Pulitzer.


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Amy Jackson In A Bikini Deserves Extra Attention

April 25th, 2017

Amy Jackson

I know my eyesight isn’t great — spending 5 days a week with your nose an inch from your computer screen probably isn’t very good for your eyes, plus there’s all that stuff my mom used to tell about how my private bathroom time would make me go blind. So maybe it’s just me, but it kind of looks like Amy Jackson is wearing a pad or something in her bikini bottoms in this photoshoot. That said, I guess it doesn’t really matter, because she’s smoking hot no matter what. And that’s something I’ve got no problem seeing.

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Kirsten Dunst Is A Lingerie Model Now?

April 25th, 2017

Kirsten Dunst

Look, I’ve put up with a lot covering the modeling world these past couple years. I’ve been willing to go along with calling Bella Hadid a real supermodel, and pretend that Ashley Graham is “healthy” and deserves to be an SI Swimsuit model. But now you’re telling me that Kirsten Dunst is officially a lingerie model? Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick Kirsten out of bed for eating crackers, but just spend 30 seconds on Instagram (or this site) and I guarantee you can find a thousand women more qualified for this gig. This is just a waste of good advertising dollars and artsy black-and-white topless shots.

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Candice Swanepoel Tongue Action Will Blow You Away

April 25th, 2017

Candice Swanepoel

I figure before you check out these two new GIFs of Candice Swanepoel behind-the-scenes at her latest photoshoot, I should probably warn you guys to sit down. Not because they’re particularly shocking or anything, but because if you’re not careful, you could get light-headed and pass out from all the blood rushing to your pants region all at once. So go ahead and enjoy. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.


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April 25th, 2017

Canned Tuna

April 24th, 2017

David Spade Is Banging This! (DLISTED)
Sofia Vergara Rides A Balloon! (Lainey Gossip)

Gwyneth Paltrow Vs. Demi Moore (TooFab)
Just Some Smokin’ Hot Models (TMZ)

Blake Lively Goodness! (Moe Jackson)
Emmanuelle Chriqui Flashes Some Huge Braless Cleavage Action (Popholic)

Paris Jackson
Forced Into Sports Bra (Egotastic)
Big Boob Karin Chiche In A Bikini(WWTDD)

Gizerskaya Anastasia Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

April 24th, 2017

Gizerskaya Anastasia

I want you guys to meet my latest Russian InstaHottie find: Gizerskaya Anastasia. I don’t know how I never came across her before, considering I spend half my day trolling for researching new hotties on Instagram, and she’s obviously pretty popular on there, with almost half a million followers. And you can probably figure out why once you take a look at a few of those Instagram pictures below. In fact, I have a feeling Gizerskaya’s probably going to find herself with a few more followers after this. I know me and the Little Tuna are already hooked.

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Finally, Victoria Justice Shows Her Hotness

April 24th, 2017

Victoria Justice

Finally! I feel like I’ve been waiting for Victoria Justice to do a photoshoot like this for years. AKA one that’s actually showing off her hot body and not just some kind of lame and/or fully-clothed womens’ mag pictures. But between these and those Coachella short shorts pictures last week, I feel like Victoria’s finally starting to embrace her inner hottie. It’s about damn time.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Cleavage Show

April 24th, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

I’m a little confused by this photoshoot Emily Ratajkowski did for the May issue of some French mag called L’Officiel (whatever that is). I thought French people were supposed to be way more cool with nudity than North Amercians, but for some reason, we’ve just got pictures of Emily fully clothed. And… hugging a sad old dude and holding up a bag of money? I guess it must be some kind of artistic statement or something, but personally, I think Emily’s funbags are statement enough. Maybe that’s just me.

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Sara Sampaio’s Sweet Tush In Lingerie

April 24th, 2017

Sara Sampaio

I know I’ve been doing a lot of posts on hot nobodies and wannabe models lately, so I figured it was probably time to remind you perverts what a real model looks like. So here’s the latest lingerie shoot from Sara Sampaio. No dumb photoshoot gimmicks, no Instagram selfies, just a hot Victoria’s Secret model in lingerie. There’s a reason you don’t mess with the classics. Enjoy.

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April 24th, 2017
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