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Canned Tuna

August 18th, 2017

Joanna Krupa Is Naked In A Tub (TMZ)
Madonna Forgetting The Lyrics To Her Own Song (DLISTED)

Pink Tonguing Her Baby (TooFab)

Emma Stone Is Damn Rich (MoeJackson)
Jennifer Lawrence Busting Out Her Ginormous Bosom In A Tight Tanktop! (Popoholic)

Cindy Crawford Turns Out Her Kids (WWTDD)
Demi Lovato Topless Under Her Granddaddy’s Shiny Suit (Egotastic)

Ariel Winter’s Breasts Announce Season 9 Of ‘Modern Family’ (IDLYITW)

Hunter King And Her HUGE Melons

August 18th, 2017

Hunter King

I’ve been predicting big things for Hunter King here for years now, but I think it’s finally going to happen in 2017. Because judging from these pictures, she’s been taking a break from acting to focus on something way more important: posting pictures of her giant melons on Instagram. And that’s a very smart career move, if you ask me. Bravo.

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Maria Sharapova Gets In A Swimsuit

August 18th, 2017

Maria Sharapova

I didn’t realize something called Hamptons Magazine even existed. Probably because I live in my mom’s basement and not in some exclusive beach community. But the good news is, we don’t need to live in the Hamptons to enjoy this swimsuit shoot that professional tennis hottie-turned-Insta-hottie Maria Sharapova did for their latest issue. I don’t know about you guys, but I feel classier already.

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Bella Thorne Teases Some More

August 18th, 2017

Bella Thorne

According to my sources, this video of Bella Thorne showing off her booty in white short shorts is from behind-the-scenes at the Teen Choice Awards. Which makes sense, because if I was still a teenage Tuna, I’d definitely choose to watch that GIF on repeat until my eyes permanently crossed. Luckily, now that I’m an adult, I’m a little more responsible. I’ll probably just watch it for the rest of the afternoon instead.


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Elizabeth Hurley Is Now A Professional Instagram Model

August 18th, 2017

Elizabeth Hurley

I know people always say you can’t teach old dogs new tricks, but apparently that doesn’t apply to old cougars. Because it looks like somebody finally taught Elizabeth Hurley how to use Instagram. And she’s a total pro. In fact, I’d say she’s probably hotter than 90% of the Insta-wannabes out there who are half her age. I mean, is there anything this hottie can’t do? Other than age like a normal human being, that is… Either way, enjoy!

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Natalie Portman Naked For Dior

August 18th, 2017

Natalie Portman

I know I haven’t done a post on Natalie Portman in years, but that’s just because she went and did something I just can’t support — AKA having two little brats. Talk about selfish, right? Anyway, the good news is, it looks like Natalie’s finally done pretending to be a devoted mom and hired a nanny or something like all the other normal Hollywood MILFs. And now she’s back to being a world-class hottie again. Because this shoot she did for Miss Dior is the best thing I’ve seen from Natalie in years. Welcome back! It’s been too long.

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Daily Tuna

August 18th, 2017

Alicja Ruchala Picture Moment

August 18th, 2017
         
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Canned Tuna

August 17th, 2017

Emrata Hand Bra (TMZ)
Scary Spice Says She’s Single (DLISTED)

Jennifer Aniston Is Ready for Some Surburban Shenanigans in New Comedy (TooFab)

Leo‘s Hot New Piece Of A$$ (MoeJackson)
Katie Holmes Gets Ultra Hot And Leggy, Oh My! (Popoholic)

Heidi Montag Glowing Boobs (WWTDD)
Here’s Tomi Lahren’s Boyfriend (IDLYITW)

Lily-Rose Depp See-Through Nippletastic (Egotastic)

Josephine Skriver Will Blow Your Mind

August 17th, 2017

Josephine Skriver

Apparently now it’s Josephine Skriver‘s turn to show just how hot she can look wearing a cowboy hat and not much else, and I’m happy to report the answer is “Extremely.” I don’t know why Victoria’s Secret decided on a Western theme for these latest photoshoots, but honestly, as long as they’ve got hot supermodels in lingerie, they could do a dumpster diving theme for all I care.

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Hailey Clauson In Sexy Lingerie

August 17th, 2017

Hailey Clauson

So I’m still waiting on Hailey Clauson to take me up on my very generous offer to hook up with her in order to help boost her modeling career. But I just saw this latest pants-meltingly hot lingerie shoot from the busty blonde, and now I’m starting to think if Hailey keeps this up, she might not need my help becoming a household name after all. Too bad.

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Kate Upton’s Massive Funbag Goodness

August 17th, 2017

Kate Upton

I’m not entirely sure where this amazing GIF of Kate Upton attempting to cover her massive funbags with a towel is from, and I’m way too lazy to bother looking it up. Also, right now I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that Kate was able to find a towel big enough to cover those puppies. It must be an XXL or something. It’s just a shame it wasn’t a hand towel instead. Now that would’ve been a real story.

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Danica Patrick Keeps Her Body Fit

August 17th, 2017

Danica Patrick

I don’t really follow NASCAR, but I guess Danica Patrick‘s racing career must be coming to an end? Because judging from these pictures, it looks like she’s attempting to transition into a career a professional Instagram workout hottie. The competition’s pretty tough — probably way tougher than NASCAR — but if Danica works hard and keeps posting gym booty shots, she might have a shot. Good luck!

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Daily Tuna

August 17th, 2017
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