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Canned Tuna

June 23rd, 2017

Guess Which 59-year-old‘s Body This Is? (TMZ)
Courteney Cox’s Face Is Now Filler-Free (DLISTED)

Alison Brie‘s Kick Ass (TooFab)

Keleigh Sperry Belongs In A Bikini (MoeJackson)
Emma Watson Looking All Kinds Of Adorably Hot And Perky (Popoholic)

Nina Agdal Skinstagram Sexiness (WWTDD)
Gillian Anderson Faptastic Hot Bikini In Italy (Egotastic)

Kara Del Toro Busts Out (IDLYITW)

Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Is Hard At Work

June 23rd, 2017

I probably don’t need to tell you guys that Emily Ratajkowski has a pretty tough life, constantly posting bikini pictures on social media while traveling the world pretending to be an actress/model and pretending to pay attention while rich dudes try to impress her or invite her out on their yacht. So I’m glad to see she took a little time off to take a vacation from all that hard work and just relax and post more bikini pictures on social media. She earned it.

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Bryana Holly Bikini Goodness

June 23rd, 2017

Bryana Holly

I know I like to rag on all the so-called men’s mags out there and point out how their photoshoots aren’t even half as hot as the ones from the fashion mags these days, but according to my sources, this pants-melting bikini shoot from one of my favorite Insta-hotties Bryana Holly is for Maxim Australia‘s July issue. And I take it all back. Maybe it’s just American men’s mags that suck. Good to know!

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Alison Brie Does Playboy

June 23rd, 2017

Alison Brie

OK, so I know this probably isn’t what you perverts were hoping to see when you heard Alison Brie did Playboy. And believe me, I’m just as disappointed as you guys. But Playboy isn’t what it used to be back in the day, and I guess they just aren’t important enough anymore to convince hotties like Alison to actually get naked for their photoshoots. And if you think I’m just talking all this smack as some kind of reverse psychology, you’re exactly right. Here’s hoping it works.

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Rita Ora’s Funbags Are Legendary

June 23rd, 2017

Rita Ora

I’ve never heard of some magazine called #legend before, but they managed to convince a hot nobody like Rita Ora to pose for their June issue, so they must be pretty big, right? It’s not like Rita would pose for just anyone with a camera and a website. (Believe me, I’ve tried.) But if these guys really want to put together a #legendary photoshoot, next time, it shouldn’t involve Rita wearing this many clothes. Just a little constructive criticism.

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Daily Tuna

June 23rd, 2017

Roosmarjin de Kok Picture Moment

June 23rd, 2017
         
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Canned Tuna

June 22nd, 2017

Bella‘s Burger (TMZ)
Kate Beckinsale Was Papped Kissing This 21-Year-Old Comedian (DLISTED)

Miley Cyrus In A Little Bikini (TooFab)

Paula Patton‘s Leg Show (MoeJackson)
Emma Watson Busts Out Her Plentiful Braless Cleavage, Oh My! (Popoholic)

Rebecca Black Friday Fun Bags (WWTDD)
Ariel Winter In Thigh High Boots (IDLYITW)

Kara Del Toro Black Bra and Cleavage (Egotastic)

Miley Cyrus In A Little Bikini

June 22nd, 2017

Miley Cyrus

Now that Miley Cyrus is doing her whole “wholesome” country girl act these days, it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any real hotness from one of my former favorite attention whores. So I don’t know about you guys, but it’s great to see Miley finally showing off her puppies for the camera again. And no, I’m not talking about those cute pooches. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton’s HUGE Boobs Are An Illusion

June 22nd, 2017

Paris Hilton

I know we haven’t seen much of Paris Hilton lately, mostly because her 15 minutes of fame are pretty much over. But don’t be fooled by this busty selfie she just posted hoping to restart her clock. It’s just a trick of the light — you know, sort of like what I do to all my dating profile pics to make it look like I don’t live in my mom’s basement. Anyway, so no, Paris didn’t suddenly jump up a few bra sizes. But that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy it. So there you go, Paris, your 15 minutes just got extended by another 30 seconds. Maybe even 45 if I concentrate really hard. Congrats!

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Kendall Jenner Does #NationalSelfieDay

June 22nd, 2017

Kendall Jenner

According to my sources, it was #NationalSelfieDay yesterday. And even though I’m pretty sure that just was made up by some genius pervert in order to bank a bunch of new sexy selfies from across the Internet, I’m not going to complain. Because it clearly worked. Here’s Kendall Jenner doing her part, and with pictures this good, maybe we can turn this Selfie Day idea into a once a month thing. Or even once a week. Yow.

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Instagram Model Bella Hadid With Another Unqualified Model

June 22nd, 2017

Bella Hadid

I’m used to getting frustrated by whatever new Bella Hadid “photoshoot” we get, but I’m sorry, this latest one is just nuts. I’m not even sure who’s less qualified to be a professional model here, Bella or the greasy-looking dude she’s posing with. But hey, I guess this is what passes for modeling these days. Sad.

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Lily James Does GQ

June 22nd, 2017

Lily James

I know I’m supposed to stay up-to-date on all the latest hotties, but first off, with so many wannabes and Instagrammers out there, it’s not easy. And second, I’m lazy. Anyway, point is, I can’t tell you a whole lot about Lily James here, but apparently she was on Downton Abbey, which I never watched, because while I have a thing for busty British reality TV nobodies, that doesn’t mean I actually watch British TV. But I’ve gotta say, after this GQ photoshoot, I’d have no problem seeing more of Lily. Lots more. Enjoy.

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Daily Tuna

June 22nd, 2017
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