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Christina Hendricks Busts Out All The Stops

May 20th, 2013

I’m not a big fan of full figured women, but I would let Christina Hendricks smother me to death with those big bazookas. Here she is in one of the best photoshoots of the year. I’m not sure what it’s for, but it’s causing me to have a raging pant fire. Quick someone call the fire department before I spontaneously combust.

         
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Elsa Pataky Gets In A Bikini For Women’s Health

May 20th, 2013

Elsa Pataky

We have a new contender for MILF of the year and it’s Spanish hottie Elsa Pataky. Here she is showing off her 36 year old bikini body in the latest issue of Women’s Health and judging by that side view of her booty, it’s safe to say that it’s firm enough for me to practice my headbutting skills. BTW, ladies if you’d like to donate your sweet badonkadonks for my headbutts and let me film it, email me. It’s for a new fetish site I’m working on.

         
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Jessica Lowndes Is Really Beginning To Impress Me

May 20th, 2013

Jessica Lowndes

Apparently Jessica Lowndes was in London for some fashion show this week, which probably explains this awesome cleavage show she put on in the streets. And with all we’ve been seeing of her recently, I’m starting to like Jessica even more than I used to. I figure it’s gotta be all that pushed-up cleavage of hers, but I can’t put my finger on it. No, really, the judge already gave me two warnings.

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Tamra Barney Bikini Pictures

May 20th, 2013

Tamra Barney

I don’t watch “The Real Housewives Of Orange County” but it turns out this Tamra Barney chick is 44 years old and has four children which I don’t believe for a second. Unless they are all adopted, there is no way she looks that good in a bikini. Anyway, here she is attending her bachelorette party at the Palazzo Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Now I don’t know what guy would want to marry a woman with 4 kids, even if she is loaded. I’m guessing she has a hot daughter!

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Courtney Stodden’s Sex Tape Hype

May 20th, 2013

Courtney Stodden

Here’s my favorite cougar Courtney Stodden leaving The Cheesecake Factory looking like the good hoe that she is. A couple of days ago, Courtney revealed that she has a sex tape, but made it clear that it won’t be released to the media and for some reason every news site picked up this pointless story because they have nothing better to do with their time. Well, guess what folks, I have a sex tape too and and it co-stars a very popular and sexy d-list celebrity, but no one will ever see it. Unless, Vivid or whatever lame porn company is willing to pay me my 2 million dollar price tag. And no it’s not Amanda Bynes.

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Daily Tuna

May 20th, 2013

-Myleene Klass in sexy lingerie
-Holy Moses! She just wet my pants!
-Mmm… shes got some nice curves
-Heather Johansen is worth a peak

-Sofia Vergara guns are firing!
-Doutzen Kroes is absolutely gorgeous
-FOX News Boobs
-Photo-bombing hotness

Lucy Collett, Beth Humphreys, Jessica Davies, Joey Fisher And Gracie Finlan Make Me Want To Move To England!

May 17th, 2013

 

If you like busty British nobodies in lingerie, you guys are in luck, because I’ve got a whole bunch for you today. Here’s Lucy Collett, Beth Humphreys, Jessica Davies, Joey Fisher and Gracie Finlan posing for a photoshoot that’s currently reminding me about my plans to move to England. And if none of these names sounds familiar to you, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. To help you put faces to names, Lucy is the redhead, and the others are Boobs #1, 2, 3, and 4. Enjoy.

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Canned Tuna

May 17th, 2013

Mmm… Sexy Busty Asian Luigi (The Chive)
Did Olivia Wilde Get Implants? (The Superficial)

Aishwarya Rai Is The Most Beautiful (Lainey Gossip)
Craziest Way to Go Down a Waterslide Ever (VIDHUNTR)

Kim Kardashian Has Disgusting Ankles (Dlisted)
Jessica Hart Works It In A Little Bikini (Moe Jackson)

Christina Aguilera‘s Spanks Bikini (DS nsfw)
Vanessa Hudgens: Hipster Chic Style (Just Jared)

Christen Dye Is Absolutely Amazing (SI.com)
Natasha Barnard In Lingerie (Popoholic)

Selena Gomez Is In A Great Disguise (IDLITW)

Julianne Hough Wears Short Shorts

May 17th, 2013

Julianne Hough

I never really understood why people call Disneyland “the happiest place on Earth” since as far as I can tell, it’s just filled with crying brats and disgruntled employees. But after seeing these pictures of Julianne Hough at the park in short shorts, I think I’m finally starting to get it. I’m sure Julianne made a lot of dads very happy that day.

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Emma Watson: Nerds Rejoice!

May 17th, 2013

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Emma Watson was at Cannes to premiere her new movie The Bling Ring, so here are some pictures for all you nerds out there. And I hate to break your bubble, but I’m pretty sure this movie is about the kids who robbed Paris Hilton and not some lame Green Lantern sequel. I could be wrong, but I’m too busy focusing on Emma’s booty in this dress to double-check. Uh oh, does this mean I’m becoming a nerd too? Guys, I’m scared.

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Maria Fowler Knows How To Dress

May 17th, 2013

Maria Fowler

I forget why Maria Fowler is famous, but since she’s British and has giant funbags, I’m just going to assume she’s a reality TV star. And judging from these pictures, I’m guessing her show follows Maria’s courageous battle with nipple-itis, a wonderful disease that afflicts hundreds of celebrities every year. So with her permission, I’d like to try an experimental cure. It involves my mouth and it’ll probably take a several sessions, but I’m willing to do it even if Maria’s health insurance doesn’t cover it.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

May 17th, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Kayla Collins, Jessa Hinton, Carol Vorderman, Victoria Pendleton, Berenice Bejo, Georgia May Foote, Paris Hilton, Megan Hilti, Rita Ora, Lizzie Cundy, Donna Air, Courtney Stodden, Petra Nemcova, Lauren Pope, Heidi Range, Selena Gomez, Ola Jordan, Jessica Alba, Brenda Song, Serinda Swan, Ariel Winter.

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Nina Dobrev’s Sweet Booty Pump

May 17th, 2013

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It looks like Nina Dobrev has been listening to me, because here she is at the CW Network’s Upfronts in New York, and thankfully she’s not trying to cover herself up for once. Granted, this isn’t exactly a bikini, but her body’s looking pretty good in that tight dress. And since we want to encourage Nina to keep this up, make sure to show her your appreciation. I’ve already done it twice today, and I think I might even try for a third.

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Candice Swanepoel Is Smoking Hot For Interview Magazine

May 17th, 2013

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Here’s Candice Swanepoel heating things up for Interview German magazine. As you guys know, I think Candy is the hottest thing to ever set foot on this planet, but I’m not impressed that they have her smoking in this photoshoot. It’s a bit of a turn off. Now don’t get me wrong, I’d still play tossil hockey with her even if she tasted like an ashtray, but next time they need something to stick in her mouth, I know exactly the right prop for the job.

         
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