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I Have A Job For Sara Jean Underwood

June 19th, 2013

As you guys know I am a big fan of Sara Jean Underwood, but ever since “Attack Of The Show” was cancelled the only place you can really find her is on Twitter and I guess signing events. You know your career is near the end when you have to resort to getting horny creepy men to pay you for an autographed picture. I guess girl has to the pay the bills somehow. It’s just sad. Fortunately, I know of other less respectable ways Sara could make loads of cash, she just has to contact me and be ready to lose all her inhibitions.

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Nicole Scherzinger Brings Her Hotness To The X Factor

June 19th, 2013

It’s been at least a couple months since we’ve seen Nicole Scherzinger on the site. I guess her 15 minutes must be almost up. But here she is putting on a solid leg show at The X Factor London auditions. I’m pretty sure she’s there as a judge and not to audition, but either way, it’s kinda sad. If Nicole wanted more attention, she didn’t have to turn to reality TV, all she needed to do was call me. I’ve got plenty of things she could do in exchange for more coverage on this site. For instance, I’ve got this great French maid outfit she could wear. And a living room that’s way overdue to be vacuumed and dusted.

Photos: WENN.com

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Christina Hendricks Busts Out In Flare

June 19th, 2013

Here’s Christina Hendricks for the new issue of Flare Magazine, and even though I’ve never heard of it before, I just might have to go out and buy a copy. I like to support any publication that’s dedicated to providing the world with more pictures of Christina’s ridiculously awesome giant funbags. It’s been our personal mission statement here for years, and I’m glad to see others are following our lead. Hopefully Playboy is next.

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Selena Gomez Pumps Its Good

June 19th, 2013

I’ve done a lot of posts of celebrities pumping gas this year, it’s obviously becoming trendy among hotties. I guess it’s the new frozen yogurt. But these pictures of Selena Gomez just raised the bar for all the other girls. It’s like she’s modeling at the gas pump. I just wish it was bikini modeling instead.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Julianne Hough’s Booty Checks In

June 19th, 2013

In today’s thrilling installment of hotties at the airport, here’s Julianne Hough in a pair of tight jeans at the self-check-in counter. I don’t see any bags, but I’d be happy to offer Julianne a hand with that booty of hers instead. Or at least a complimentary pat-down. Actually, now that I think about it, a girl flying without a carry-on is pretty suspicious. I think we might need to do a full strip-search instead. I’ll operate the camera.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kimberley Garner Gives Us A Nice Little Peak

June 19th, 2013

I’m a little disappointed my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner went to the world premiere of some movie called Hummingbird and didn’t invite me along. But I can never stay mad at Kimberley, especially not after this great cleavage and leg show she put on. And besides, I already figured out a way for her to make it up to me. I was thinking we’d start with her acknowledging my existence again, and see where things go from there. Just so Kimberley knows, I like to move pretty fast.

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Photos: WENN.com

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Daily Tuna

June 19th, 2013

-Vivian Kindle has a perfect set of funbags
-Wow! Mind the gap!
-Money magic trick for the homeless
-Mmm… Soul piercing cleavage

-Giada De Laurentiis drops some serious cleavage
-Well hello ladies!
-Bodypaint babe bonanza
-Jelena Kostic belongs in a little bikini

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Monika Pietrasinska Picture Moment

June 19th, 2013

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Lucy Pinder’s Ultimate Photo Collection

June 18th, 2013

NUTS magazine released “The Ultimate Lucy Pinder Collection” and let me tell you it had me working overtime, if you know what I mean. Most of these are from old photoshoots, but here are the ones that have never made it onto the site. They are truly awesome. It proves that Lucy is still the reigning Queen of Boobs, and it will take someone of epic proportions to dethrone her.

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Canned Tuna

June 18th, 2013

The Hottest Selfies Of The Week (The Chive)
It’s A Shame Avril Lavigne Married That Douche (Lainey Gossip)

Can Miley Cyrus Get Any Dirtier? (The Superficial)
This Pic Of Ireland Baldwin May Get You Jail Time! (Moe Jackson)

Miley Cyrus Is Pantless (DS nsfw)
Oliva Munn does Fallon (Just Jared)

Lisalla Montenegro In The Hottest Video Of The Year (Si.com)
Sarah Hyland Is Not A Model Like Amanda Bynes (IDLYITW)

Megan Fox Is Hot Doing Everything (Popoholic)
Scary Base Jump Mishap (VIDHUNTR)

Anastasia Grawe Is Pin-up Hotness (Celebslam)

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Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pictures

June 18th, 2013

Well guys, today’s a sad day. Because here’s the woman with the million dollar rack Tamara Ecclestone on her honeymoon with some ridiculously lucky bastard. Hopefully seeing her in a bikini will cheer you guys up a little though. And sorry for the slightly blurry shots. Given her love of paparazzi, I can’t believe Tamara didn’t invite them along on the honeymoon with her.

Photos: Fameflynet

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Ivone Viana Bikini Pictures

June 18th, 2013

Here’s Portuguese hottie and soccer wife Ivone Viana at the beach, showing off a killer bikini body to go with all those tattoos. These damn soccer players always have the hottest wives and I just don’t get it, what do they have that I don’t? You know, besides the millions of dollars, thousands of fans, and a job as a professional athlete. I know, it doesn’t make any sense to me either.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews, Fameflynet

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Kate Upton’s Classy Cleavage For Redemption Choppers

June 18th, 2013

After those awesome Kate Upton bikini shots from yesterday, I’ve got a few more from one of my favorite busty blondes today. This time, it’s for Redemption Choppers Spring/Summer 2013 campaign, and they’re in black and white, which means it’s classy. So go ahead and enjoy, and if anyone asks what you’re doing under your desk, just tell them you’re appreciating some fine art.

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Melissa Riso Works It Good

June 18th, 2013

Here’s wannabe model/actress/Tuna Twitter girlfriend Melissa Riso doing an awesome new shoot. I’m not exactly sure what it’s for, but it’s pretty hot, and it should definitely get Melissa one step closer to her dream. And hopefully posting this will get me closer to mine too: of one day banging a model. As my mom always said, aim high.