I know Spring Break is coming up in a few weeks, but in case you can’t afford your own beach vacation this year (or you’re just allergic to sunlight and fresh air, like me), here’s the next best thing: a new bikini photoshoot from South African hottie Jessica Lee Buchanan. And the best part? This way, you can stare for as long as you want and no one’s going to call you a perv. Well, unless you’re taking your pants off at work. I’ve never worked in an office before, but I’m pretty sure that’s not allowed. Prudes.
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
–WWE Divas make my pants explode
–Aida Yespica in a little bikini
–Jessica Biel works the streets
–Kristen Stewart gets leggy
–Kendall Jenner’s classy hotness
–Guy who hacked Jennifer Lawrence photos gets nine months
–Charlotte McKinney’s and her massive bazookas. Bam!
–Yoga pant lover!
Eugenie Bouchard SI Shoot Comes Up Aces (Egotastic)
I know I’ve introduced you guys to Sofia Jamora here before, but just in case you need a quick refresher, here you go: she’s a professional Instagram model that’s trying to make it as a real model. Hmm. I guess that didn’t really narrow it down much, huh? Oh well. I guess just stare at Sofia’s latest photoshoot for a while and try to burn her killer bikini body into your memory. It probably won’t work, but at least you’ll enjoy doing it. Good luck.
So I was doing my daily Instagram
creeping research earlier, and came across something I wanted to share with you guys: meet Diana Dollmatova. I can’t tell you much about this busty Russian, but I already think I’m in love. My palms are all sweaty, my heart’s racing and my pants region is overheating. If that’s not love, I guess I don’t know what is.
Yesterday, I posted a video of Bo Krsmanovic playing in the snow with Hailey Clauson for the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue, even though I didn’t really understand what dog sledding has to do with hotties in swimsuits. Luckily, Bo made a second video, and this one may not be as creative as the last one, but it definitely makes a lot more sense. So here’s Bo rolling around topless on the beach. Some things are classics for a reason.
I’m pretty sure Emily Ratajkowski is the most successful Instagram model of all-time, but just in case it’s not official yet, I figure this latest round of bikini pictures probably ought to clinch it. And that’s the thing I love most about Emily: she knows what
us perverts her fans want (AKA a never-ending string of bikini and/or lingerie shots), and she knows how to deliver. Enjoy.
It feels like it was just a couple days ago that I was complaining how we haven’t seen much of Bar Refaeli lately. And now here she is on the cover of the March issue of Elle Spain. So it got me thinking: either I’m psychic or the fashion mags are finally listening to me. In which case, you know what else we haven’t seen enough of lately? A bunch of famous supermodels groping a pasty blogger in his mom’s basement… If this works, this is going to be the best April issue yet.
–Bella Thorne’s sexy body in a bikini
–Super sexy cougar naked
–Sara Jean Underwood has great boobs
–Emma Watson is looking very pretty
–Ariel Winter is busting out
–Cougar Kylie Jenner in a tight tank top
–Chicks in see through tops
–InstaHo will cause a pant fire
–Sexiest Asian babes
CJ Franco Topless Almost Covered Next To Buick (Egotastic)
As you guys know, one of my main goals with this site is to help my readers stay up-to-date with all the latest hot models out there. Well, that and to score dates with them for me and the Little Tuna, but so far, that one’s proving a lot harder than I thought. But anyway, I want you all to meet Georgia Grace Martin. I can’t tell you much about this blonde hottie because I’m too lazy to look her up, but hopefully I’ll be able to tell you guys more after we go on our first date.