- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
In case any of you out there still don’t get why I make fun of those wannabe Instagram models all the time, I want you to take a good long look at this latest bikini photoshoot from a real supermodel: South African hottie Jessica Lee Buchanan. And once you’re done picking your jaw and/or your pants up off the floor, maybe you’ll understand what it means to actually be a professional model.
I know it’s not the Fourth of July, or even Flag Day (at least, I don’t think…). But after the weekend America’s just had, I think it’s important to remind to everyone that even though our country feels pretty divided right now, there’s at least one thing we can all still agree on: Rhian Sugden has one seriously amazing set of funbags. And if that’s not worth saluting, I don’t know what is.
I know I’ve talked about this in the past, but if you want to know just how screwed up the modeling industry is these days, take a look at this latest lingerie photoshoot from Carmella Rose and try to tell me why this hottie hasn’t done a Victoria’s Secret fashion show yet, but Bella Hadid has. I’ll give you a hint: one of their parents has a ton of money, and the other’s doesn’t. Anyway, hopefully if I keep doing posts on Carmella, that perfect booty of hers will eventually start getting the attention it deserves. And if not? Maybe I can at least score a date (or a few private “photoshoots”) out of it. Wish
us me luck!
Personally, I still like Emily Ratajkowski best when she’s just hanging out, taking it easy, and posting lingerie videos on social media or walking a cute pooch in nothing but lingerie. You know, just normal, everyday stuff. But every once in a while, I guess she’s gotta pay the bills, so she does an actual photoshoot, like this one for the February issue of Vogue Spain. And according to my sources, that lingerie dog-walking picture is part of some DKNY commercial Emily was shooting, so I take it back. I guess I love watching Emily work too.
I know a bunch of “important” stuff happened over the weekend, between the inauguration and the protests and everything. But there was another major story you probably didn’t see on the news: professional Instagram supermodel/A-list hot nobody Kendall Jenner went out wearing a see-through shirt and some Miley Cyrus-level nipple pasties. But don’t worry, we’ll be following this very closely here at Hollywood Tuna, AKA with my nose an inch or two from my computer screen. So stay tuned for any new updates on this historic event.
–New England Patriots’ hot wives!
–Emrata walking a dog in her panties
–Kristen Stewart is looking like a hot lesbo
–Carmella Rose Simply Wicked Hot and Showing Off
–Victoria Justice looking all kinds of leggy
–Julianne Hough puts on a drool-inducing leg show
–Sara Jean Underwood’s big guns!
–Kristina Basham will blow your pants off
–The prettiest girls
Teyana Taylor Purple Bikini Booty Makes Waves in Miami (Egotastic)
Remember how I said Ekaterina Zueva was my next future ex-wife? Yeah, well, I have a feeling I’m not the only one who’s going to be proposing to the Russian hottie after this latest photoshoot of her getting friendly with a banana in lingerie. If this isn’t marriage-and-divorce material, I don’t know what is. Yow!
I thought Ariel Winter only went topless for Instagram, but looks like I was wrong, because I just found this “classy” black-and-white shoot of Ariel taking her top off for Self Magazine. And speaking of self, I think myself and the Little Tuna are going to need a little me time with these. So if you’ll excuse me, I have to go lock myself in this Starbucks bathroom for the next 30-45 seconds or until those barista prudes call the cops. Whichever comes first.
I’m still waiting for Taylor Hill here to take me up on my very generous offer to help her career by changing her name to Taylor Tuna, but I guess she’s sticking with Hill for now. And honestly, as long as she’s doing lingerie photoshoots this good, it doesn’t really matter what Taylor calls herself. She’s still a total five-alarm pants fire.
The way I see it, there’s no better way to end
the week any day ending in -y than with new pictures of a hot nobody in lingerie. So here’s my latest find, Paige Marie Evans. According to my research, this smoking hottie is an Aussie model and right now, she’s not the only thing from down under that’s smoking. I’m talking about my pants region, obviously. Somebody get me a fire extinguisher stat.
–Selena Gomez In Thong
–OMG! She is so hot!
–This hottie needs to smile
–Julianne Hough Is So Tight
–Elisha Cuthbert returns with some bodacious bikini cleavage!
–Rachel Wood busts out her bootylicious booty
–Amazing sideboob action
–Jesus! This redhead is hot
–Taylor Swift has great tatas