- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
One of the things I love about events like the amfAR Gala is that it’s a great opportunity for me to find new hotties for us all to obsess over. Like Sahar Biniaz here. I’d never heard of her before this, but apparently she’s a former beauty queen and was Miss Universe Canada back in 2012. I’m not sure what she’s up to these days, but she should really consider becoming a fashion consultant or something, because she clearly knows how to dress.
I know it’s rare to see Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman in something other than a bikini, but here’s the two Bikini A Day bloggers in workout gear for a photoshoot for Self Magazine. And you know, now that I’m not as distracted by their funbags as I usually am, I’m not sure if these two are actually that fit. They’re basically just regular chicks with a big Instagram following. We need to get these two on a real exercise regime that involves more than just lifting their arms to take bikini selfies. And I’d be happy to be their new gym buddy. I think 30-45 seconds of cardio with a fellow blogger a few times a week would be a great place to start. Call me!
Here’s Elle and Dakota Fanning at the Saint Laurent show in Hollywood, and before you sickos get any ideas about the sisters, I should probably remind you that Elle’s still trouble. And no, I’m not 100% sure which one she is. So maybe we should all just move it along, just to be safe. There’s a 50-50 chance I get the two mixed up and land on somebody’s watch list, and I don’t like those odds.
I’d like to officially apologize to Ashley Benson for not believing she was actually a “real” model these days and not just another one of those Instagram wannabes. Because here’s the former actress-turned-model on the cover of Health Magazine, and that totally sounds like a real publication I’ve heard of before and not something somebody made up just to get Ashley to pose for them in a bikini… Speaking of which, if Ashley doesn’t have anything lined up next, I’d love to book her for a Tuna Lingerie Weekly shoot.
OK, so usually I like it when the world’s best-dressed hot nobody Micaela Schaefer shows up in nothing but body paint and a thong to “celebrate” whatever random holiday is coming up next on the calendar. But I’m sorry, all these extra painted-on eyes are seriously freaking me out. Are we sure Micaela knows it’s Valentine’s Day this Sunday, and not Halloween? Oh well. At least on the plus side, I’m sure this makes it a whole lot easier to look Micaela in the eyes when she’s talking to you…
It’s been a long time since we’ve seen Heidi Klum in anything other than one of her crazy-elaborate Halloween costumes, and if you ask me, I like Heidi in these kinds of outfits way better. So here’s the former super-hot supermodel showing she’s still got it with a shoot for Intimates Collection Lingerie. And fine, maybe she got an assist from the Photoshop guy, but I’m still impressed Heidi still looks this good at 42. She should take her clothes off more often.
If you’re looking to add some more hotness to your Instagram feed, you should definitely be following Anna-Christina Schwartz here. Because after extensive research, the German model looks seriously hot no matter what she’s wearing: lingerie, bikinis. Her birthday suit. So go ahead and follow her, but just be careful. Because even if your phone doesn’t overheat, your pants probably will.