Audrina Patridge Is Single!!! (TooFab)
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
I’ve been doing posts on Candice Swanepoel for years now, but somehow I just found out she had a kid almost a year ago. I didn’t even realize she had a boyfriend. Although I guess now I understand why she never replied to any of my Twitter marriage proposals. Anyway, point is, Alessandra Ambrosio finally has some competition for the coveted title of world’s hottest Victoria’s Secret MILF. Let the battle begin.
I know Bella Thorne‘s always been a pro when it comes to social media tongue action, but she must’ve started taking lessons from Gene Simmons or something. Because between those posts earlier in the week and now this, she’s been on some serious next level sh%t lately. And I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed! Who says you can’t teach old attention wh@res new tricks?
I don’t know if these pictures of Olivia Holt dressed up as a sexy maid is just some “clever” photoshoot costume or if the former Disney Channel actress-turned-wannabe pop star is testing out another career change, but all I know is, I could definitely use Olivia’s services to clean up a huge mess I just made over at Tuna HQ. …Get your minds out of the gutter, people. I’m talking about the Cheeto stains all over my mom’s basement. Call me, Olivia!
I know I like to make fun of Sara Jean Underwood a lot for getting her loyal perverts — sorry, fans — to crowdfund her world travels, but honestly, good for her. I’d do it too, if I could somehow convince a bunch of dudes living in their mom’s basements to pay me a set fee every month for access to pictures they could get for free with a little creative Googling. When you think about it, Sara’s kind of a business genius. Forget making fun of her. I should be asking if she wants to be my new CFO.
–Hilary Duff pokies in a bikini
–Eva Marie’s leggings are being eaten by her ass
–Instamodel’s big fat booty
–Ashley Tisdale Beach Boob-O-Rama
–Emily Ratajkowski’s booty in jeans
–Katy Perry is a lesbo on a boat
–These naughty college girls
–Katy Vs. Tay Tay
Is Mariah Carey Going To Eat Britney Spears? (TooFab)
This is probably the most awesome thing you will see anywhere all week: Doutzen Kroes in tight white pants, pumping her supermodel booty. I don’t think I will be able to stand up from my desk for a couple of hours.
Maybe the worst thing about the modeling business these days is somehow we went from real supermodels doing real photoshoots to fake Instagram models doing fake “candid” photoshoots. But you want to know the best thing about that? It means that real supermodels like Josephine Skriver now have to do those phony Instagram shoots too. Which means more super-hot selfies from one of the hottest women in the business. That’s called a silver lining, folks. Enjoy.
I’ve gotta say, I’ve really been enjoying Britney Spears‘ transition from Cheeto-dust-covered soccer mom to super-hot MILF. Not only does it give me a serious pants fire, it also gives me hope that maybe someday, I could get super fit too. If I put down the Cheetos and hit the gym 24/7. Actually, on second thought, screw that. That sounds like way too much hard work. I’ll stick with the snacks and Britney GIFs and pants fires instead, thanks.
You know how sometimes people say a picture is worth a thousand words? That doesn’t make any sense to me. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve been looking at this picture of Elsa Hosk giving her lingerie a tug for probably 30 minutes now, and honestly, only two words come to mind: holy sh%t. Just… wow. Enjoy.
SI just release this video on YouTube of Emily Ratajkowski topless. I don’t know how YouTube allowed this video to go through cause clearly it serves as one purpose, and one purpose only. And no not for educational purposes. Anyway, sit back, relax and enjoy.
–Porn star Kim Kardashian and her coke rumours
–Hilary Duff in a little bikini
–This chick will blow your pants off
–Sabrina Carpenter Classy and Sexy For Flaunt
–Ashanti’s juicy bikini pics
–Amber Rose bush backlash
–Jesus this is fine as F
–Rafa Consentino is gorgeous
–JLo is working good in this video