Sexy Celebrity Vegans (TooFab)
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
I know you guys probably spent yesterday stuffing yourself with turkey and watching football, and now you’ve got the day off to go shop for half-price crap at Walmart, but when you’re a professional journalist like me, your job is too important to take time off. (Stop laughing.) And the same goes for when you’re a professional hot nobody like Emily Ratajkowski here. So if you’re still looking for something to be thankful for, how about Emily’s perfect booty? Enjoy!
For a while, every time I did a post on Dove Cameron I kept saying how she needed to ditch her whole former Disney star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. And I guess she must’ve been listening, because this shoot she did for Kode Magazine is exactly what I had in mind! Well, maybe not exactly, but somehow I don’t think a magazine would want to shoot her topless Jello wrestling with a D-list celebrity blogger in his mom’s backyard. But whatever. This is good too.
I don’t think they celebrate Black Friday over in London, but here’s one of my all-time favorite British hotties Kimberley Garner getting into the spirit of things anyway by walking around with her clothes half-off. I’m not usually a big shopper, but I’d run over any one of you for the chance to take this grade-A deal home. Yow!
I think it’s hilarious that Selena Gomez is pretending to be a model now too, but I guess it just goes to show that anyone can be a model these days as long as they’re hot and rich and can make a pouty face for the camera. Anyway, here’s Selena modeling for Coach, and don’t get me wrong, she’s not bad. I just wish she was modeling bikinis or lingerie or handbras instead of handbags.
–Izabela Guedes is meaty goodness
–One big juicy booty
–Abby is a hot piece
–Olivia Wilde in a swimsuit
–Selena Gomez busts out
–Bella Hadid in lingerie
–Paris Hilton in lingerie
–OMG! She is amazing
–Growing Up Supermodel
Supermodel Wings (TMZ)
The only letters I understand here are “Megan Fox” and “Esquire” and honestly? That’s more than good enough for me. I’ll take more of Megan’s hotness comeback however we can get it, even if it means tracking down photoshoots she did for Esquire Russia. I know we’re supposed to hate Russia and everything right now, but it’s hard to stay too mad at them after this. Enjoy.
Back in the day, I used to think Victoria Justice was gonna become the hottest woman in Hollywood, and I don’t know what happened — maybe I put too much pressure on her? But instead of embracing her inner hot nobody, she just got kind of boring and conservative. Anyway, these photoshoots are a step in the right direction, but I’m going to need to start seeing a lot less clothing and way more skin if Victoria’s ever going to live up to her true hottie potential. I still believe.
So, according to my sources, Kendall Jenner was just named the highest-paid model in the world. And at first, I thought it must just be an April Fools joke or something, until I remembered it’s November. But that makes zero sense to me, especially when there’s actual supermodel hotties out there like Elsa Hosk. You really mean to tell me that discount wannabe celebrity is worth more than this? Yeah, right.
I swear, kids today don’t realize how good they have it. Used to be, back when I was just a Little Tuna, I’d have to wait all month just to steal the Victoria’s Secret catalogue. Now, hotties like Sarah Hyland post pictures of themselves in lingerie to Snapchat and/or Instagram basically 24/7. The future is a wonderful thing.
Lily Aldridge Loves To Float (TMZ)
Heather Graham Still Has An Insanely Sexy/Tight Bikini Body (Popoholic)