I’m done for the week and I’ve got to stock up on my gin for the weekend, but before I go I had to post these pictures of Taylor Momsen posing all provocative and inappropriate in the pages of FHM magazine. Wait, is she still underage? Anyway, she’s topless which is always a good thing in my books. Her parents must be so proud. Keep up the good work.
If you’re into big breasts and an even bigger booty, you have to absolutely adore Ice T’s wife CoCo. She’s amazing. Here she is showing off her massive curves last night . Look at this awesomeness!! I want to punch that booty…. With my face!
In case you’re a little confused, these are pictures of Rihanna, not some hooker working the streets in a bad neighborhood. I can see how you might have made that mistake, but put your fifty away. I get that high boots are in fashion right now, but this is a little much. She could go fly fishing in those things. That’s not to say I don’t like it, because I do, but I think they’d look better with a tiny black leather bikini. Next time.
I don’t know how old Jenna Jameson is now, it’s hard to judge retired pornstars, but I guarantee she’s far too old to be wearing an outfit like this. Here she is at the airport in her silly boots and teeny bopper outfit. It just looks weird. This kind of thing would be fine if it was in one of her porns, it might actually be kinda hot, but out in the real world it’s just strange. So is her weird cat face. I don’t get it.
I’m not in the market for a crappy automobile, but supermodel hottie Adriana Limacould probably convince me to buy anything right about now. Here are some sexy shots of her from a KIA car commercial in her weird and provocative one-piece bathing suit and heels combination. I like it. I’ve also got a video from the shoot, but I’m warning you it’s five hours long. Yes, FIVE hours! So get comfortable, I dare you to watch the whole thing…. Let me know how it ends.
I get that pictures of a celebrity walking to her car in a parking garage aren’t all that exciting, unless you’re some sort of creepy stalker and you’re into that kind of thing, but I thought I’d post them anyway. Here’s Ashley Greene running some errands in her sexy tight jeans. I haven’t seen her in a while so it’s nice of her to make a comeback with a decent shot of her cute little booty. That thing would fit nicely in my mouth.
It looks like Ashley Tisdale was invited to some sort of movie premiere the other day, I’m proud of her, and she slipped into a tight little dress. The girl’s got such a great body on her, it’s a shame her face is so mousy. That’s not to say I wouldn’t enjoy spending an afternoon with her in the hot tub or anything, I’m not a maniac. Call me.
I’m aware that I just posted these pictures fromKate Upton’sBeach Bunny bikini shoot, but I thought you perverts might be in the mood for a video of the hotness. You’re welcome.
I like how Twitter has become my go-to place for finding pictures of celebrity hotties posing all seductively in their underwear and crap like that. Here’s Kelly Brook lounging around in a leather one-piece and some sexy thigh high socks on what looks to be a whole bunch of silver footballs. I don’t understand it either, but I like it anyway. The words Kelly Brook and tight leather outfit are music to my ears. Enjoy.
Jesus Minka Kelly is a good looking woman. What do I have to do to land a hottie like this? Aside from hit a baseball a long way and make millions of dollars of course. There’s something to be said for blogging for over five years and only needing to wear one wrist brace for my carpel tunnel syndrome. #badass
I love that over the last few years it has become acceptable to wear work out spandex pretty much any time of the day, I actually saw a woman at the airport once in spandex yoga pants and high heels, it’s pretty awesome. Here’s Vanessa Minnillodoing some shopping yesterday giving us a pretty damn good look at her sweet spandex booty. I could watch her walk around in the outfits for hours. Nicely done lady.
