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April 22nd, 2014

Rihanna‘s Naughty Instagram Pic (The Superficial)
Emma Stone Is The Sweetest Redhead! (Lainey Gossip)

Gisele Bundchen Can’t Sing At All (Fishwrapper)
Danica Patrick Works It Good In This Gallery (CT)

Phoebe Price Has Big Knockers! (Dlisted)
Damn Scarlett Johansson‘s Boobs Sure Can Bounce!!! (The Chive)

Ariana Grande Hot So Hot She’s Damn Hot (Egotastic)
Emma Watson Is Pretty In Pink (Moe Jackson)

Anastasia Ashley‘s Booty Does Carl’s Jr. (DS nsfw)
Hannah Davis Works It Good In GQ (Si.com)

Taylor Swift Gets In A Bikini (IDLYITW)
Karina Bartkevica Is New And Off The Freaking Chart! (Popoholic)

Selita Ebanks Belongs In A Bikini (Celebslam)
Meet Sexy Playmate Ciara Price (BigBuzzer)

Scarlett Johansson Busts Out For Vanity Fair

April 9th, 2014

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Everyone’s favorite soon-to-be-MILF Scarlett Johansson made the cover of Vanity Fair for May, and delivered one seriously awesome photoshoot thanks to those growing baby bumps of hers. Still, I don’t get how Vanity Fair‘s able to land a busty shoot with Scarlett and I can’t. Oh right, because they’re a “respected publication” with “professional photographers” and I’m just a dude in his mom’s basement with an iPhone. Whatever. It’s all politics.

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March 25th, 2014

Man This Booty Is Juicy (The Superficial)
Scarlett Johansson In A Sexy Tight Black Dress (Lainey Gossip)

Courtney Stodden: Nude, Augmented, and Just as Lovable as Ever! (Fishwrapper)
Hot Jessica Biel Bikini Pictures (HuffPo)

Wow, Lindsay Lohan Is A Hot Mess (Dlisted)
These Curves Will Blow Your Mind (The Chive)

Scarlett Johansson Nude Seems Like a Dream (Egotastic)
Vanessa Hudgens In Sexy Yoga Pants (Moe Jackson)

Emma Roberts Bikini Goodness (DS nsfw)
Janel Parrish Is A Cute Little Thing (Si.com)

A Katy Perry Sex Doll? (IDLYITW)
Shakira’s Booty Profile Still Totally Rocks (Popoholic)

Josephine Skriver Is A Girl You Should Know (Celebslam)
Anahi Gonzales Is A Tasty Treat (BigBuzzer)

Scarlett Johansson’s Red Hot Booty Pump

March 21st, 2014

It’s still way too early to tell if Scarlett Johansson‘s baby bumps are getting any bigger — trust me, because I’ve been studying these pictures pretty closely all morning. But that said, all that “research” paid off, because I did notice one thing from these shots of Scarlett at the UK premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier. It’s that I spent so much time focusing on her cleavage these last few posts, I totally forgot about the other part of her that’s about to get bigger too: that awesome booty. You know, I think I finally get why people care about this stupid pregnancy thing so much.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Baby Bumps Watch Begins

March 18th, 2014

In case you hadn’t noticed, this site isn’t exactly a mommy blog, even though I’m just as interested in charting celebrity baby bumps as any of those places. Only I just so happen to focus on a slightly different region. And luckily for me, Scarlett Johansson is making that job a whole lot easier by continuing to bust out her cleavage on the red carpet. So here she is at the Paris premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier and stay tuned for updates, because I plan on following this story very closely over the next few months. And I can’t wait to see how it all develops.

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March 17th, 2014

Guess Who Got A Stupid Tattoo? (Dlisted)
This Booty Is So Awesome It Should Be Illegal! (Egotastic)

Gigi Hadid Gets Naked For Vman (HuffPo)
These Are Some Monster Boobies (The Superficial)

Emma Watson Looks Stunning (Lainey Gossip)
Aly Michalka vs Vanessa Hudgens (Moe Jackson)

Lady Gaga Let Some Chick Vomit On Her At SXSW (IDLYITW)
Hot Asian Cheerleader (SI.com)

Amanda Seyfried On Kissing Megan Fox (Just Jared)
Mila Kunis Looking Somewhat Hotter Since Getting Engaged (Popoholic)

Michelle Jenneke Is Still Working It Good (DS nsfw)
You’ve Gotta To Love These Huge Knockers (The Chive)

Iggy Azalea Might Be Annoying as Hell, But Her Body Sure Isn’t (Fishwrapper)
Scarlett Johansson Topless Bottomless (WWTDD)

The Nicest Cleavage Of The Day! (TBL)

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March 14th, 2014

Two Hotties Is Always Better Than One! (The Chive)
Kristin Cavallari May Be Dumb, But At Least She’s Still Hot (Dlisted)

Kate Upton Is Just Plain Gorgeous (HuffPo)
Looking Good, Emma Watson! (The Superficial)

Iggy Azalea‘s Booty Is Magnificent (Fishwrapper)
More Of Scarlett Johansson‘s New Baby Bumps (Lainey Gossip)

Kendall Jenner Pumps It Good (Moe Jackson)
Michelle Jenneke Made An Awesome Bikini Video (DS nsfw)

Eva Mendes Makes That Jumpsuit Look Good (Just Jared)
Yes! More Awesome Bella Twins Hotness (SI.com)

Wow! Lisalla Montenegro Sizzles In Maxim (Popoholic)
Lais Navarro Is Seriously Foxy (Big Buzzer)

WTF Is The Tube Of Mystery? (Vidhuntr)

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Is About To Get Even Better

March 14th, 2014

I know there’s been a lot of talk lately about whether Scarlett Johansson‘s knocked up or not, so I’m guessing people will be studying these shots of her at the Captain America: The Winter Soldier premiere pretty closely looking for evidence. But they’re all looking in the wrong place. See, I’ve discovered a pretty foolproof way of telling how far along a celebrity hottie is just by looking at their funbags. So if anyone wants to know for sure, I’d be more than happy to use my expertise to determine how far along Scarlett is. And while sure, I could probably do this over the Internet, it’ll be way more accurate if I do it in person. It’ll also be way more fun. For me, at least.

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Scarlett Johansson Is Confusing Me

February 25th, 2014

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So apparently Scarlett Johansson made the cover of Dazed & Confused Magazine‘s Spring 2014 issue (whatever that is). And I have to say, after looking at the pictures, I’m a little confused too. Mostly why these pictures aren’t way hotter and why they put Scarlett in this much clothing. I guess I just don’t understand fashion magazines, but I thought the point was to sell copies, not put your readers to sleep. No wonder people say print is dead.

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February 6th, 2014

Paris Hilton And Her Cheesy Bentley (HuffPo)
CoCo’s Bikini Hangs On For Dear Life (The Superficial)

Miley Cyrus Is A Dirty Girl (Fishwrapper)
Bill Clinton Wet Humped On Elizabeth Hurley (DListed)

Super Tight Fit Girls (The Chive)
ScarJo Is Ugly Without Makeup (Lainey Gossip)

Hannah Ferguson Has Huge Melons (Si.com)
Irina Shayk Gets Naughty For The Olympics (DS nsfw)

Miranda Kerr Continues Working Her Million Dollar Style! OW!! (Moe Jackson)
Alessandra Ambrosio In F*ck Me Boots (Celebslam)

Leonardo DiCaprio Banged Nina Agdal After The Super Bowl (IDLYITW)
Olivia Munn Works It Good At The RoboCop Premiere (Popoholic)

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January 30th, 2014

Mmm… In Bed With Beyonce! (HuffPo)
Mariana Gonzalez Is The Hottest Reporter Ever! (TBL)

Miley Cyrus Called Performing With Madonna “Super Lame” (The Superficial)
Never Stop Posting Sexy Selfies, Nicki Minaj (Fishwrapper)

Rihanna Even Looks Hot In A Suit (DListed)
No Bra? No Problem! (The Chive)

Damn! Halle Berry Is One Hot MILF! (Lainey Gossip)
Lyndsy Fonseca Is Seriously Sexy (Si.com)

Vanessa Hudgens Needs To Twerk Like This More Often (DS nsfw)
Wanna See Scarlett Johansson‘s Banned Super Bowl Ad? (Moe Jackson)

Kate Upton Got Topless For Cosmo Spain (Celebslam)
Rihanna Wants A Bigger Ass (IDLYITW)

Even More Awesome Selena Gomez Hotness! (Popoholic)

Helen Flanagan’s Smoke Show

January 30th, 2014

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Normally I don’t understand the point of celebrity endorsements — I still don’t get what Scarlett Johansson has to do with homemade soda. But this one makes sense to me: some e-cigarette company got Helen Flanagan to attend their launch and show off their product. And see, it works because she’s extremely gorgeous. What? Did you think I was going to say smoking hot? C’mon, give me a little more credit than that. Anyway, I don’t want to promote smoking or anything, since it’s a nasty habit, but I’m willing to support Helen’s right to do pretty much anything as long as she’s wearing this full spandex bodysuit.

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