There’s something so special about a supermodel all dressed up in a fancy evening gown that just works for me, like bacon on a steak or champagne on a stripper. Here’s Miranda Kerr all dolled up for some event, making a simple piece of light blue fabric look absolutely amazing. I bet she could make my living room curtains look sexy, that’s how hot she is, and they’re from Ikea!! Impressive.
I’m not all that into really pasty white chicks, I prefer big tanned cleavage, but of all the pasty chicks out there I think that Emma Roberts is probably my favorite. Here she is showing off those long almost see through legs of hers in a nice pair of denim shorty shorts. I’m not sure she should be out in the sun this long, I think by the last shot she was starting to get sunburnt. Gingers are weird.
I know I just posted pictures of Miley Cyrus taking her actual puppy out, but as cute as that thing was I think I like these puppies a whole lot better. Here’s Katie Price taking her perfectly fake breasts out for some fresh air at the airport yesterday. Aren’t they cute, I just want to squeeze them and hug them and teach them how to sit and stay and feed them treats… We’re still talking about her breasts right.
So it’s pretty clear by now that Miley Cyrus has just adopted a cute little doggy and she wants to show the little guy off. Here she is in her weird dress giving us a good look at the new puppy instead of giving us a good look at her own cute little puppies. See what I did there? The little guy is pretty damn lucky, he gets to snuggle up to her whenever he feels like it, she probably thinks it’s cute when he gets an erection and she picks up his feces…. If you’re into that kind of thing. Pervert.
What do we have here? Other than a few random Twitter pictures, we haven’t seen a whole lot out of Hayden Panettiere, so it’s nice to see her out in public looking good. Where did those impressive breasts come from? Maybe that’s why she’s been laying low all this time. I’m not judging, I love fake breasts, I’m just saying. She’s probably wearing one of those new bras that makes you taller and bustier and smarter and all the things women want. Hotness.
If you can think of a better way to start of the day than with a video of Victoria’s Secret supermodelCandice Swanepoel rolling around topless in some sort of gold powder, I’d like to hear it because aside from having the actual Candice Swanepoel slapping those things in my face, I ‘m drawing a blank. I don’t know what this video is for, probably for the private collection of some billionaire asian dude, but I like it.
So someone thought it would be a good idea to make yet another Men In Black movie, is that what’s happening here? It had to be Will Smith, his career jumped the shark years ago. Anyhow, they also decided to invited Pussycat DollNicole Scherzinger and she did not disappoint in the fashion department. Here she is all wrapped up nice a tightly in her sexy purple number. Those are some perfect perky breasts. I want to chew that dress off of her. Let’s do this.
Here’s Micaela Schaeferat the Men In Black 3 premiere wearing a torn up garbage bag and making it the greatest outfit to ever grace a red carpet event. All I can say is WOW!!! I’m in love!
I haven’t had my sweet sweet nobody, Sophie Turner, on the site in a long time. I almost forgot just how perfect she is, aside from being unemployed of course. Here she is looking amazing for a night out on the town with the girls. What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall in that limousine. Can flies masturbate? Anyhow, the woman knows hot to fill out a really tight dress, this is exactly what the dude who designed this outfit had in mind. I have a very special place in my pants heart for this beauty.
I guess now that Britney Spears is officially going to be a judge on the The X-Factor, I don’t really know what qualifies her to judge others but what do I know, we’re going to be seeing a whole lot more of her. I guess I’m alright with that, she seems to have gotten herself together and is looking pretty good. Here she is giving us a look at some quality cleavage in her tight little dress. I bet an on-air breakdown would do wonders for the ratings.
