I try not to pay attention to celebrity gossip — it’s way less interesting than celebrity bikini pictures, if you ask me. But these pictures of Lara Stone at Cannes made me realize we haven’t seen the Dutch hottie in a while, and apparently her and her husband recently split up. And since I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), I’d like to offer Lara a
shoulder lap to cry on if she needs it. Or a rebound relationship with a moderately successful blogger. And if she’s not ready yet, we can always just start out with a rebound motorboat. I’m happy to take it slow.