- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
OK, so despite
hours minutes of painstaking research, I still haven’t been able to figure out if McKayla Maroney got some kind of Kardashian-brand fake booty injections. But what I do know is this: the former gymnastic-turned-Instagram model should really consider following Kim’s lead and going into porn. I mean, just think about it — she’s flexible, big booties are in now. Plus, she’s way too tiny to be a model. It makes sense. And I bet if McKayla puts her mind to it and practices hard, she could be a star. And if she ever needs a spotter or a workout partner, call me!
— mckayla (@McKaylaMaroney) March 20, 2017
Madison Beer‘s only been 18 for a couple months now, but she’s already a major hottie. And I guess we shouldn’t be too surprised considering all that time she spent practicing her selfie game as a teenage troublemaker. Still, I didn’t expect her to be this much of a pants fire this fast. At this rate, I’m going to burn through my entire sweatpants collection before the end of the year. And it’ll be totally worth it. Yow!
It feels like me and the Little Tuna have been waiting years for Victoria Justice to realize that she’s a total hottie and embrace it, but I guess she must’ve finally gotten around to reading the archives or something, because she’s been crushing it in the hotness department lately. Anyway, here she is putting on a pretty great leg show for something called Sorbet Magazine, and they’ve even got her on a trampoline. It’s like someone’s been reading my dream journal.
I know I was a little skeptical about this whole “Britney Spears goes to Vegas” thing at first, because doing a Vegas act is pretty much the last stop on the washed-up singer career train. But clearly I was wrong, because thanks to this job, Britney’s gone from a trailer park soccer mom making Walmart trips with the paparazzi to a total hottie again. So join me and the Little Tuna in giving Britney a standing ovation. She’s earned it. Bravo.
According to my sources, the 2017 Billboard Music Awards were held in Vegas last night, and apparently Nicole Scherzinger‘s recent Instagram modeling worked. Because apparently she’s still considered famous enough to score an invite and a picture with fellow ’90s hottie Gwen Stefani. So enjoy the throwback fantasy everybody.
–Bella Hadid is working hard in a bikini on a yacht
–Emrata in a little bikini
–Hot rich girls doing nothing
–Eva Longoria is white hot
–Big boob squeeze
–Katy Perry Hates Taylor Swift
–Silvia Caruso is smokin’
–OMG the prettiest eyes
–Lara Lieto Sexy One Piece
Ah crap. I was worried this might happen… I guess my tattle-telling on Bella Thorne for #freeingthenipple on Snapchat backfired, because here she is covering up with those lame emojis in her latest Snaps. I should’ve known. Anyway, I’m real sorry guys. I ruined this for all of us. And Bella (or Snapchat), if you’re reading, I take it all back!
In case you still don’t get why I always rag on fake wannabe models like Bella Hadid, just check out this latest photoshoot Bella did for some German mag. See, in the past, these kinds of artsy, black-and-white topless shoots would’ve been done by some Victoria’s Secret hottie, like Adriana Lima or Miranda Kerr. And instead, now we get Bella, a fake model for a fake artsy shoot. I rest my case.
I haven’t really been keeping up with Nicole Scherzinger much lately, so I’m not really sure what my favorite former Pussycat Doll has been doing for work these days. But I guess her 15 minutes must be running out or something, because she’s turned to the one place every former hottie goes to try to stay relevant: Instagram. I guess she’s a professional Insta-hottie now? And yeah, if you ask me, this definitely ought to extend her 15 minutes at least another 30, 45 seconds. Yow!
Here’s one for all you nerds out there: according to my sources, these shots of Amber Heard are from the new Aquaman movie. I’m not sure who she’s playing, because I’m too lazy and I’m not a total loser, but I’m sure you guys will send me hate mail about how I should’ve immediately recognized that’s FishGirl or whoever. Anyway, on the plus side, even if you don’t care about comics, this is still some solid Amber Heard cleavage, so there’s something we all can enjoy.
–Another disgusting fake booty
–Hailee Steinfeld in ssome sexy hot shots
–Love me some Ginger
–Amber Rose busting out HUGE
–Bella Thorne and her skinny booty
–Kylie Jenner officially f%cking Travis Scott
–Is there anything hotter than girls with tattoos?
–Possibly the hottest Asian porn chick!
–OMG! Ariel Winter’s boobies