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I know I’ve been posting a lot of Russian Insta-hotties lately, but here’s one for you nerds today: Nyta Chernova. I’m not sure what you guys are going to dig more, this awesome Instagram video of Nyta struggling to squeeze a pair of jeans over her killer booty or the fact that a woman this hot actually knows who Batman is. But either way, just please try to enjoy it, instead of sending both of us hate mail about how Superman’s “obviously better.”
Rhian Sugden‘s always been one of my favorite busty British models, and it’s because of photoshoots just like this. I mean, I may not know much about women’s fashion, but I know what I like. And I definitely like this. In fact, I think this whole cut-off shirt, no bra look should be the next big trend. If you ask me, it’s perfect for every occasion: Sunday brunch, a casual night in, job interviews. You name it.
I’m pretty sure the last time I did a post on Dove Cameron, I said that the Disney channel star should really start doing more adult photoshoots if she wanted people to take her seriously as an up-and-coming young hottie. And this shoot she did for Galore Mag definitely qualifies. According to my sources, she’s doing some kind of Marilyn Monroe-inspired theme here, but whatever it is, it’s definitely working for her. And for me and the Little Tuna too.
Every time I do a post on Kylie Jenner, I always have to double-check what age she is. Not because I think she could be big trouble or anything, but because I still can’t believe she’s only 19 and not a 40-something cougar. It just doesn’t make any sense. So anyway, if you’re into teenage old ladies modeling swimsuits, here she is in a new photoshoot. Enjoy, I guess?
I don’t know how come the rest of the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue hotties got to go to nice tropical beaches and Hailey Clauson here had to go model bikinis in some shack in Finland instead. But whatever she did, she still managed to look mighty hot. In fact, I’m a little surprised she didn’t instantly melt all that snow like she just did to my pants region. Yow!
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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m loving the fact that Sports Illustrated decided to make videos to go along with their Swimsuit Issue this year. And it seems like we’re getting a new video of some hot supermodel dancing around in bikinis every single day. (It’s like what those lame LOVE Advent videos should’ve been.) Anyway, here’s Kate Bock for you guys today. And trust me, you’re probably going to want to watch this one on repeat. Enjoy.
Meet Zoe Cross. I don’t know much about this hottie besides the fact that she’s a model and that she’s from Australia, which means she was pretty much born to wear a bikini. But just in case you still had any doubts, this beach photoshoot of hers definitely confirms that. Yow! Anyway, here’s hoping we get to see a lot more of Zoe where these came from. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’d love to spend a few days visiting her Down Under, if you catch my drift. (I’m talking about her lower half, just to be clear.)
I don’t know much about Diana Melison here — well, besides the obvious, like the fact that she’s a walking five-alarm pants fire. But I managed to tear myself away from “researching” her Instagram long enough to learn that the Russian hottie’s also an actress. And that’s great news, because I just came up with the perfect movie idea for her. See, it’s about a Russian model who falls in love with a pasty American blogger, and I’m pretty sure it’s going to be the next great Hollywood romance. Like 50 Shades. Only good. Call me!
Last time I introduced you guys to Casie Dunstan, I pointed out that it was a crime that a hottie this smoking only had 9,500 Instagram followers. So I figured I’d check back in a week later and see how she was doing post-Tuna Bump. Looks like she’s up to 11,800 now, which isn’t bad. But I still think that number could go way higher. Hmm. Maybe a high-profile fling with a D-list blogger might help. I mean, it couldn’t hurt, right? Call me!
I know Spring Break is coming up in a few weeks, but in case you can’t afford your own beach vacation this year (or you’re just allergic to sunlight and fresh air, like me), here’s the next best thing: a new bikini photoshoot from South African hottie Jessica Lee Buchanan. And the best part? This way, you can stare for as long as you want and no one’s going to call you a perv. Well, unless you’re taking your pants off at work. I’ve never worked in an office before, but I’m pretty sure that’s not allowed. Prudes.