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I do my best to keep track of all the new actresses, models and/or professional Instagrammers, but let’s be honest, there’s a ton of hotties out there. Plus, I’m lazy. So every once in a while, I come across one I don’t already know. Like Erin Moriarty here. According to my sources, she’s been in a couple movies I haven’t seen and TV shows I haven’t watched, but here she is looking super-cute at the Captain Fantastic premiere, and that’s pretty much all I need to know. I’m a fan.
I’ve got some good news: according to her Instagram, Dakota Fanning, aka my second-favorite pasty hottie after Emma Roberts, finally took my advice and went out and got some sun with her friends. Unfortunately, she didn’t invite me along as her personal suntan lotion applier like I’d originally hoped, but hey, there’s always next time. Enjoy.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Alessandra Ambrosio as much as the next pervert with a working set of eyes. But here she is barely trying during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Berlin, and if Alessandra wants to stay my MILF of the Year for the fifth year running, I’m going to need a little more effort than this. Like, say, another wardrobe malfunction, or topless photoshoot, or even just a trip to the beach with the paparazzi and their zoom lenses. I really don’t think I’m asking for too much here.
In case you haven’t been paying attention lately, busty blonde hottie Lindsey Pelas has been crushing it on Snapchat lately. And if you’re already not following her, you need to get on that ASAP. But because I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), here’s what you’ve missed so far. And the best part? Unlike the real thing, these pictures don’t disappear after a few seconds. You’re welcome.
Here’s my new favorite wannabe model Charlotte McKinney doing a busty lingerie photoshoot for Guess and proving me wrong for calling her just another Hooters girl who lucked into a modeling contract. Because I’ve got to admit, those are some serious talents she’s showing off here. You definitely can’t teach massive funbags like that. Enjoy.
Margot Robbie became the official hottest thing in Hollywood after starting a million pants fires in Wolf of Wall Street, and now she’s in pretty much every single movie coming out this summer. And that’s a very good thing. Or it would be, at least, if someone taught her how to dress. Because here she is at the Legend of Tarzan premiere all covered up in a kimono for some reason. And how are we supposed to remember how “talented” an “actress” she is if we don’t get a chance to see it on the red carpet? All I know is, Margot had better get this figured out by her next premiere.
Meet Sofia Reyes. According to my sources, she’s a Mexican pop star who got discovered on YouTube (presumably by someone watching on mute). And now she got invited to the Legend of Tarzan premiere, I guess to sell a few more CDs. Anyway, I haven’t heard a single one of her songs, but I’m already a big fan. So enjoy the pictures of this leggy hottie, because they’re guaranteed to get you beating your chest. …Wait, what did you sickos think I was going to type? This is a family site, remember? Get your minds out of the gutter.
Here’s Bella Thorne continuing to show off why she’s my all-time favorite Snapchatter (sorry Lindsey Pelas) with another round of sexy selfies. Although I’m hoping that one of these days, Bella’s finally going to make all my perverted dreams come true by posting a Snapchat sex tape. Who cares if it’s only a few seconds long? I probably won’t be able to last much longer than that anyway.