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Canned Tuna

May 22nd, 2017

Ruby Rose Regrets Going In On Katy Perry (DLISTED)
Useless Hot Rich Chicks Doing Nothing (Lainey Gossip)

Hotties At The Billboard Music Awards (TooFab)
Bachelor Bikini Babes (TMZ)

Adriana Lima Is White Hot (Moe Jackson)
Ariel Winter Gets Ultra Cleavagy(Popholic)

Robin Wright Braless Pokies In Cannes (Egotastic)
Amber Heard Waterlogged Cleavage (WWTDD)

McKayla Maroney Needs To Get Into Porn

May 22nd, 2017

McKayla Maroney

OK, so despite hours minutes of painstaking research, I still haven’t been able to figure out if McKayla Maroney got some kind of Kardashian-brand fake booty injections. But what I do know is this: the former gymnastic-turned-Instagram model should really consider following Kim’s lead and going into porn. I mean, just think about it — she’s flexible, big booties are in now. Plus, she’s way too tiny to be a model. It makes sense. And I bet if McKayla puts her mind to it and practices hard, she could be a star. And if she ever needs a spotter or a workout partner, call me!

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Madison Beer Is Already A Professional Hottie

May 22nd, 2017

Madison Beer

Madison Beer‘s only been 18 for a couple months now, but she’s already a major hottie. And I guess we shouldn’t be too surprised considering all that time she spent practicing her selfie game as a teenage troublemaker. Still, I didn’t expect her to be this much of a pants fire this fast. At this rate, I’m going to burn through my entire sweatpants collection before the end of the year. And it’ll be totally worth it. Yow!

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Victoria Justice Is One Leggy Hottie

May 22nd, 2017

Victoria Justice

It feels like me and the Little Tuna have been waiting years for Victoria Justice to realize that she’s a total hottie and embrace it, but I guess she must’ve finally gotten around to reading the archives or something, because she’s been crushing it in the hotness department lately. Anyway, here she is putting on a pretty great leg show for something called Sorbet Magazine, and they’ve even got her on a trampoline. It’s like someone’s been reading my dream journal.

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Britney Spears Can Still Bounce On Me

May 22nd, 2017

Britney Spears

I know I was a little skeptical about this whole “Britney Spears goes to Vegas” thing at first, because doing a Vegas act is pretty much the last stop on the washed-up singer career train. But clearly I was wrong, because thanks to this job, Britney’s gone from a trailer park soccer mom making Walmart trips with the paparazzi to a total hottie again. So join me and the Little Tuna in giving Britney a standing ovation. She’s earned it. Bravo.

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Nicole Scherzinger And Gwen Stefani Are A Throwback Fantasy

May 22nd, 2017

Nicole Scherzinger

According to my sources, the 2017 Billboard Music Awards were held in Vegas last night, and apparently Nicole Scherzinger‘s recent Instagram modeling worked. Because apparently she’s still considered famous enough to score an invite and a picture with fellow ’90s hottie Gwen Stefani. So enjoy the throwback fantasy everybody.

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Daily Tuna

May 22nd, 2017

Canned Tuna

May 19th, 2017

Olvia Culpo‘s Sweet Hotness (TMZ)
Nina Agdal Is On The Prowl! (Lainey Gossip)

Selena Gomez Gets Sexy (DLISTED)
Hot Chicks At Cannes (TooFab)

Adriana Lima Is White Hot (MoeJackson)
Shay Mitchell Bootylicious (Popoholic)

Miley Cyrus Clean And Sober (WWTDD)
Sara Jean Underwood One Helluva Sextastic Minx (Egotastic)

Bella Thorne Covers Her Nipple Snaps Now

May 19th, 2017


Ah crap. I was worried this might happen… I guess my tattle-telling on Bella Thorne for #freeingthenipple on Snapchat backfired, because here she is covering up with those lame emojis in her latest Snaps. I should’ve known. Anyway, I’m real sorry guys. I ruined this for all of us. And Bella (or Snapchat), if you’re reading, I take it all back!

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Bella Hadid Pretends To Be An Artsy Fashion Model

May 19th, 2017

Bella Hadid

In case you still don’t get why I always rag on fake wannabe models like Bella Hadid, just check out this latest photoshoot Bella did for some German mag. See, in the past, these kinds of artsy, black-and-white topless shoots would’ve been done by some Victoria’s Secret hottie, like Adriana Lima or Miranda Kerr. And instead, now we get Bella, a fake model for a fake artsy shoot. I rest my case.

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Nicole Scherzinger Is An Instagram Model Now

May 19th, 2017

Nicole Scherzinger

I haven’t really been keeping up with Nicole Scherzinger much lately, so I’m not really sure what my favorite former Pussycat Doll has been doing for work these days. But I guess her 15 minutes must be running out or something, because she’s turned to the one place every former hottie goes to try to stay relevant: Instagram. I guess she’s a professional Insta-hottie now? And yeah, if you ask me, this definitely ought to extend her 15 minutes at least another 30, 45 seconds. Yow!

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Amber Heard Gets Wet

May 19th, 2017

Amber Heard

Here’s one for all you nerds out there: according to my sources, these shots of Amber Heard are from the new Aquaman movie. I’m not sure who she’s playing, because I’m too lazy and I’m not a total loser, but I’m sure you guys will send me hate mail about how I should’ve immediately recognized that’s FishGirl or whoever. Anyway, on the plus side, even if you don’t care about comics, this is still some solid Amber Heard cleavage, so there’s something we all can enjoy.

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Daily Tuna

May 19th, 2017

Paige Reifler Picture Moment

May 19th, 2017
         
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