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Canned Tuna

September 30th, 2016

Mmm… Check Out These Bunnies (The Chive)
Sara Jean Underwood Post-Feminism (WWTDD)

Rob Kartrashian Just Had To Tell Everybody That His Sister Was His Childhood Crush (Dlisted)
Kim Kardashian’s Ass Attack (The Superficial)

Lexi Vixi Looks Like She Can Polish A Knob (TMZ)
Taylor Swift Is A Farmer? (Lainey Gossip)

Mila Kunis Is Going To Explode! (Moe Jackson)
Elsa Pataky Gets Busty, And Leggy (Popoholic)

Wonder Woman Is Bisexual (IDLYITW)
Rihanna Scintillating in Sizzling Motion (Egotastic)

Bella Thorne Really Wants It In Her Mouth

September 30th, 2016

Bella Thorne

I used to think Bella Thorne‘s Snapchat tongue action was just her go-to favorite pose. Sort of like how that stupid duck face was a big thing for hot chicks a few years back. But now I’m convinced she’s actually trying to tell us something important, and it’s just too dirty for her to type out. So Bella, if I’m right, just keep pretending not to know I exist. …I hear you loud and clear!

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Svetlana Bilyalova Is Proof That Russia Is Engineering Sexy Cyborgs To Take Over The World

September 30th, 2016

I know there’s been a lot of talk this election season about Trump’s ties to Russia, but I think I may have stumbled across an even more nefarious plot… See, I just found Svetlana Bilyalova‘s Instagram, and now I’m convinced that this perfect Russian super-babe is some kind of sexy cyborg designed to help Putin take over the world. I mean, she’s already making me do things that are out of my control. Like take my pants off in the middle of this crowded Starbucks. And she must be controlling the baristas too, because they’re pretending I’m just some crazy pervert. So enjoy these shots, but just be careful. There’s no telling what Svetlana and her perfect body will make you do.

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Rita Ora Does Vanity Fair Italy Good

September 30th, 2016

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I’m guessing most of you probably aren’t subscribed to Vanity Fair Italy (or maybe you are, I don’t know your magazine reading habits). But either way, you’re definitely not going to want to miss the spread Rita Ora did for their latest issue. I still don’t get how Vanity Fair Italy can have hotter lingerie photoshoots than Playboy these days, but that’s the world we’re living in I guess.

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HA! Sophie Simmons Is Now A “Model”

September 30th, 2016

So you know how every rich kid with famous parents basically gets a blank check to do whatever they want? Well, turns out Sophie Simmons (AKA Gene’s busty daughter) has decided she’s a “real” “model” now, and I just came across her modeling portfolio. And I will say this for Sophie: she’s definitely a lot more talented in the front meat department than the Hadids or the Jenners. Anyway, on a related note, I’ve decided I’m going to start calling myself an “award-winning journalist” from now on.

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Constance Jablonski Nude For Lui Magazine

September 30th, 2016

Constance Jablonski

Here’s Victoria’s Secret Angel Constance Jablonski with a new crazy-hot photoshoot for Lui. And you know, this latest shoot from the French hottie just gave me a great business idea to go along with the usual pants fire: forget bikini car washes. Someone ought to start naked supermodel car washes. I’m telling you, that’s a million dollar idea right there.

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Gisele Bundchen Does A Bikini And Tom

September 30th, 2016

Paparazzi🎬Застукали Супермодель Жизель Бюндхен с мужем Томом Брэди отдыхают в Италии.Гадкие папарацци😎⭐️😏А мы смотрим и делаем выводы, какой балкон лучше не выбирать😜👯#жизельбюндхен#giselebundchen#celebrity#celebritygossip#fashion#celebnews#blogger#hollywood#showbiz#шоубизнес#gossip#знаменитости#новостизвезд#блог#популярное#фотодня#инстаграм_порусски#phototheday#followme#instagood#сплетни#светскаяхроника#новостиголливуда#starlife#moviestars#интересно#факты#popstar

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In case you forgot, Tom Brady is still on “vacation” from the Patriots for another week, and while that hasn’t exactly been good news for New England fans, it’s great news for all us perverts fans of his MILF wife Gisele Bundchen. Because that means she’s on vacation too, and the paparazzi managed to catch some of her best angles. It’s just a shame that Brady’s suspension is almost up. Here’s hoping he gets caught for something again, and soon.

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#giselebundchen #tombrady #vacation #italy #funnycouple #beachstyle

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Daily Tuna

September 30th, 2016

-OMG!!! Cuteness overload
-Wow! Naughty tongue chicks
-Zendaya in a little bikini
-Emily Ratajkowski has AMAZING boobies

-Selena Gomez is sexy in her new video
-Jesus! InstaBabes topless
Kate Beckinsale is still friggin’ hot!
-Sara Jean Underwood’s juicy booty

Canned Tuna

September 29th, 2016

Taylor Swift Needs to Ditch The Douche (TMZ)
Gwyneth Paltrow With No Makeup Is Pretty (Lainey Gossip)

Naughty Nerds Are Hot (Te Chive)
Kendall Jenner Underboob (Egotastic)

Lindesy Pelas‘ HUge Boobs (The Superficial)
Courteney Cox Wants You To Leave Jennifer Aniston Out Of The Brangelina Drama (DLISTED)

Hilary Duff‘s Boobs Have Grown (MoeJackson)
Chloe Grace Moretz Flashes Her Sexy Legs (Popoholic)

Amber Heard Broke-Ass (WWTDD)
Madonna Wants You To Vote Naked Too (IDLYITW)

Bella “One Face” Hadid In An Actual Good Photoshoot

September 29th, 2016

I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, but here’s a new photoshoot from “real” fashion model Bella Hadid and it’s actually… pretty cool. I know, weird, right? Next thing you know, Bella’s going to be making a second, different face, and I’ll be dating smoking hot supermodels. OK, maybe we shouldn’t go that far. But still, if Bella can do a real photoshoot, then anything’s possible, right?

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Elon Musk Gets Asked Ridiculous Questions

September 29th, 2016

Kids these days are are idiots. We are doomed as a society.

Abby Dowse Is My Favorite Snapchat Bimbo

September 29th, 2016

Abby Dowse

Yup, it’s official: after this latest round of serious Snapchat pants fire material, Abby Dowse here is my new favorite busty Snapchat hottie. (Well, at least until I check what Lindsey Pelas has been up to lately…) But see, this is what I love about social media. Used to be, us perverts had to wait weeks or even months to get a new lingerie photoshoot from a hottie like this. Now, I just fire up my phone and get a new one every day. Screw flying cars and jetpacks. This is an even better future than any of those lame sci-fi writers could’ve ever imagined.

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Tom Hanks Crashes A Wedding

September 29th, 2016

Well, this couple has a pretty good story to tell about their wedding day. Tom Hanks seems like a genuine good dude.

Tom Hanks Crashes Our Wedding from First Day Films on Vimeo.

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