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Canned Tuna

June 29th, 2016

Bikini Blow Girl (The Chive)
Delilah Belle Hamlin Bikini Delights (Egotastic)

Thank the Kanye Gods for a Resurgence in “Kim K: Superstar” (Fishwrapper)
Gross! Kanye West: Naked and Famous (Lainey Gossip)

How Is Farrah Abraham F%cking Up Her Daughter Today? (The Superficial)
Caitlyn Jenner’s “Sports Illustrated” Cover Is Here (DLISTED)

Charlotte McKinney Is Red Hot (MoeJackson)
Jennifer Garner Gets Bootylicious In Skin-Tight Jeans! (Popoholic)

Sophie Simmons In Lingerie (WWTDD)

Chelsea Handler Had Two Abortions At 16 (IDLYITW)

Meet Cutie Erin Moriarty

June 29th, 2016

Erin Moriarty

I do my best to keep track of all the new actresses, models and/or professional Instagrammers, but let’s be honest, there’s a ton of hotties out there. Plus, I’m lazy. So every once in a while, I come across one I don’t already know. Like Erin Moriarty here. According to my sources, she’s been in a couple movies I haven’t seen and TV shows I haven’t watched, but here she is looking super-cute at the Captain Fantastic premiere, and that’s pretty much all I need to know. I’m a fan.

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Dakota Fanning Gets Naughty On Instagram

June 29th, 2016

Dakota Fanning

I’ve got some good news: according to her Instagram, Dakota Fanning, aka my second-favorite pasty hottie after Emma Roberts, finally took my advice and went out and got some sun with her friends. Unfortunately, she didn’t invite me along as her personal suntan lotion applier like I’d originally hoped, but hey, there’s always next time. Enjoy.

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Car Wash Fail

June 29th, 2016

This is what happens when you use bad language!

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Alessandra Ambrosio Needs To Spice It Up

June 29th, 2016

Alessandra Ambrosio

Don’t get me wrong, I love Alessandra Ambrosio as much as the next pervert with a working set of eyes. But here she is barely trying during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Berlin, and if Alessandra wants to stay my MILF of the Year for the fifth year running, I’m going to need a little more effort than this. Like, say, another wardrobe malfunction, or topless photoshoot, or even just a trip to the beach with the paparazzi and their zoom lenses. I really don’t think I’m asking for too much here.

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900 Dog Sanctuary

June 29th, 2016

It’s a dog’s world, we just live it in.

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Lindsey Pelas Works Her Boobs Hard At The Beach

June 29th, 2016

Lindsey Pelas

In case you haven’t been paying attention lately, busty blonde hottie Lindsey Pelas has been crushing it on Snapchat lately. And if you’re already not following her, you need to get on that ASAP. But because I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), here’s what you’ve missed so far. And the best part? Unlike the real thing, these pictures don’t disappear after a few seconds. You’re welcome.

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Daily Tuna

June 29th, 2016

-Wow! HUGE ASIAN BOOBS!
-Squeeze those boobies together!
-Hot chicks in bikinis to warm you up
Courtney Stodden is amazing!

-Nicole Scherzinger does the bootylicious splits
-Yummy! Taylor Swift looks like hell
-Madison Beer is big big trouble
-Charlotte McKinney bikini booty shots

Bregje Heinen Picture Moment

June 29th, 2016
         
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Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Does Guess

June 28th, 2016

Charlotte McKinney

Here’s my new favorite wannabe model Charlotte McKinney doing a busty lingerie photoshoot for Guess and proving me wrong for calling her just another Hooters girl who lucked into a modeling contract. Because I’ve got to admit, those are some serious talents she’s showing off here. You definitely can’t teach massive funbags like that. Enjoy.

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Canned Tuna

June 28th, 2016

Blake Lively Is Gorgeous (Lainey Gossip)
Wow! Pull Down That Shirt Baby! (The Chive)

Ariel Winter Is Single (The Superficial)
Farrah Abraham Is Now A Big Boob Monster (Fishwrapper)

Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston Are Now Infecting Rome (DLISTED)
Melissa Satta‘s Booty In A Bikini (Moe Jackson)

Jenna Dewan Shows Off Her Fit And Sexy Little Booty (Popoholic)
Amazing Hottie Sandra Kubicka Black Swimsuit In Miami (Egotastic)

Rachel Bush‘s Sweet Booty Selfie (IDLYITW)
Ariel Winter Has A Nice Butt (WWTDD)

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Margot Robbie Is Gorgeous

June 28th, 2016

Margot Robbie

Margot Robbie became the official hottest thing in Hollywood after starting a million pants fires in Wolf of Wall Street, and now she’s in pretty much every single movie coming out this summer. And that’s a very good thing. Or it would be, at least, if someone taught her how to dress. Because here she is at the Legend of Tarzan premiere all covered up in a kimono for some reason. And how are we supposed to remember how “talented” an “actress” she is if we don’t get a chance to see it on the red carpet? All I know is, Margot had better get this figured out by her next premiere.

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Meet Hottie Sofia Reyes

June 28th, 2016

Sofia Reyes

Meet Sofia Reyes. According to my sources, she’s a Mexican pop star who got discovered on YouTube (presumably by someone watching on mute). And now she got invited to the Legend of Tarzan premiere, I guess to sell a few more CDs. Anyway, I haven’t heard a single one of her songs, but I’m already a big fan. So enjoy the pictures of this leggy hottie, because they’re guaranteed to get you beating your chest. …Wait, what did you sickos think I was going to type? This is a family site, remember? Get your minds out of the gutter.

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Bella Thorne Knows How To Snap

June 28th, 2016

Bella Thorne

Here’s Bella Thorne continuing to show off why she’s my all-time favorite Snapchatter (sorry Lindsey Pelas) with another round of sexy selfies. Although I’m hoping that one of these days, Bella’s finally going to make all my perverted dreams come true by posting a Snapchat sex tape. Who cares if it’s only a few seconds long? I probably won’t be able to last much longer than that anyway.

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