Sorry Bella Thorne, but Lindsey Pelas is still my #1 favorite Snapchatter after this latest bikini selfie “photoshoot” she posted for her fans (plus this killer bonus booty shot). And if you ask me, these pictures are 20 times hotter than most of the professional bikini shoots I’ve seen lately. Probably because Lindsey knows all her best angles. Yow. Enjoy.
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This is my first time doing a post on Kim Tai here, so I don’t know if that bump on her cleavage is a third nipple and I was supposed to use one of those black censored bars on these pictures or what. I tried looking through on the busty hottie’s Instagram to figure it out, but then I got, uh, distracted. So take a look for yourself and see what you think.
Here’s the latest super-hot MILF to show up at the Bad Moms premiere: Kristin Cavallari. Now, we don’t see Kristin around as much as I’d like these days, I guess because she’s too busy “parenting” her “children” or something totally lame and selfish like that. Which I guess makes her a good mom, but it also makes her a bad MILF. It’s OK though, Kristin. It’s nothing a few bikini vacations and/or “accidentally” leaked selfies can’t fix!
I may not be entirely clear on what Julianne Hough does for work these days, because as far as I can tell, going to the gym with the paparazzi 3-5 days a week doesn’t technically count as a real job. But it should. Because Julianne’s a real pro. Anyway, here she is giving us a peek at her sexy stomach, and giving me a ton of material for my next workout. I’m going to have the buffest forearms.
I’m not gonna lie, I was actually getting a little excited when I heard Kristen Stewart was on the cover of the September issue of Elle. In case you forgot, everyone’s favorite grumpy hipster turned into a legit hottie earlier this year. But these pictures are a total snoozefest. Sorry for the false alarm everyone! Wake me when Kristen joins Snapchat, I guess.
Normally, I’m all for beauty pageants — in case you couldn’t tell, I’m a big fan of judging women based purely on their looks. But according to my sources, the age range for Miss Teen USA is 14 to 19, so yeah, let’s just move along. In fact, I’m not really sure why they even hold this competition, unless it’s some kind of elaborate sting operation. Either way, it’s not worth the trouble. Next!
Here’s Olympic skier/gold medal-winning hottie Lindsey Vonn at the LA premiere of Bad Moms. And I’m glad to see Lindsey’s enjoying her offseason almost as much as I am right now… Although if you ask me, she should really consider giving up that whole skiing thing to look smoking hot at movie premieres full-time. She’s a total natural.
Here’s the hardest-working fake model in the business Gigi Hadid on the clock in Manhattan. Now I know some of you are going to try to point out that walking around New York giving the paps a peek at her sexy stomach doesn’t technically qualify as a “real job,” but hey, neither does “professional Instagram model,” and we’re all happy to pretend otherwise there. So just shut up and enjoy all of Gigi’s hard work.
Now that Mila Kunis officially joined the Hollywood Tuna MILF Club last year, I guess she’s stuck playing mom roles now. Because here she is at the premiere of her new movie Bad Moms. But personally, I don’t see it… Because here’s Mila still acting like a young hottie by giving some nice tongue action to the cameras. And that’s just her being a good mom, if you ask me. A very good one, actually.