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Did McKayla Maroney Get A Boob Job?

April 24th, 2015

McKayla Maroney

In case you didn’t know, I’ve got something of a sixth sense when it comes to hotties getting work done. And maybe I’ve just got my nose too close to the screen, but it sure looks like McKayla Maroney‘s funbags have gotten bigger since the last time we saw them. But don’t just take my word for it, check out this video of our favorite gymnast answering her fans’ Twitter questions and see for yourself. Either way though, forget gymnastics, I think McKayla should consider trying out for the Olympic motorboating team instead. And I’d be happy to help her train for it. What can I say? I’m just a nice guy like that.

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Canned Tuna

April 24th, 2015

Hotties Taking Sexy Selfies (The Chive)
China Declares War On Funeral Strippers (WWTDD)

Ariana Grande Latte Is A Cold, Calculated Breaker Of Hearts (Dlisted)
Allie Mason Topless Bikini Photos (The Superficial)

Taylor Swift Does Glamour Good! (Fishwrapper)
Dakota Johnson Has Nice Handlebars (Lainey Gossip)

Eva Longoria In A Skin Tight Dress (Moe Jackson)
Selena Gomez Tongue Action (DS nsfw)

Hilary Duff Puts On A Bootylicious Booty Show In Skin-Tight Jeans (Popoholic)
The Khaleesi’s Body Double On ‘Game Of Thrones’ Looks Like This (IDLYITW)

Heidi Klum Steamy In Lingerie For The New Sia Video (Egotastic)

Joanna Halpin Because She Is Hot

April 24th, 2015

Joanna Halpin

So I totally forgot it was Earth Day on Wednesday, and to make up for it, I figured I would do my part and cut back on all the cold showers and Kleenex the rest of the week. But then I came across this crazy hot photoshoot from Joanna Halpin and sorry Earth, you’re on your own this year. So if you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta go run out to Costco for another crate of tissues now.

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Gigi Hadid Bikini Pictures

April 24th, 2015

Gigi Hadid

Remind me never to make fun of creeper paparazzi again. Because thanks to this stalker and his zoom lens, we’re treated to these behind-the-scenes pictures of Gigi Hadid and her perfect bikini body during a photoshoot for Seafolly Australia swimwear. It’s all the fun without any of the worry about restraining orders or grass stains. Enjoy!

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Hot Girl With Balls Prank

April 24th, 2015

Any time a chick way out of your league asks you to rub oil on them, you better believe something is rotten in Denmark. Either A) she’s not a chick, B) she’s an escort or C) you are on a silly prank show.

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Xenia Deli Is So Hot She Will Blow Your Pants Off

April 24th, 2015

Xenia Deli

It’s been at least a couple weeks since I did a post on Xenia Deli where I called her the hottest woman on the planet. And I guess she must’ve missed hearing that from her favorite blogger, because here’s Xenia’s latest photoshoot, and if you ask me, I think it’s probably the hottest one she’s ever done. So enjoy, because if I knew this is what would happen, I’d “forget” to compliment Xenia more often. Yow!

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Joanna Krupa Really Knows How To Dress

April 24th, 2015

Joanna Krupa

I’m not really sure what Joanna Krupa is doing for work these days, but I have a feeling giving me monthly pants fires probably doesn’t pay the bills. Still, here she is out in LA showing why she’ll always be my all-time favorite reality star whether she’s working or not. And in case she’s looking for a new gig, I’ve got a show I think Joanna would be perfect for: it’s called the Real Housewives of My Mom’s Basement and we start filming as soon as I can convince one to show up. Call me!

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Megan Fox Is Chilly

April 24th, 2015

Megan Fox

I don’t know about where you guys live, but it’s been freezing out near me this week. And I guess the same goes for Megan Fox, at least judging from the case of nippleitis she’s currently got going on these pictures. And all of a sudden, it’s starting to feel a whole lot warmer in here. At least in my pants region, anyway. Thanks Megan!

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Living With Deaf Parents

April 24th, 2015

This is a good way to mess with your deaf mother! Sneaky little brat!

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Kendall Jenner And Cara Delevingne Are Rich Girl Models

April 24th, 2015

Kendall Jenner And Cara Delivingne

Don’t get me wrong, I think Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne make a great pair, and I’d be more than happy to invite them both over to my mom’s place for a sleepover. But I don’t really get the whole model thing with these two. Sure, they’re both hot in a sense, but they’re not exactly supermodels. I guess it’s easy to become models when your parents are uber-rich. I mean, I wish mine could’ve bought me whatever I wanted. Starting with a night with these two…

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Danielle Knudson In One Of The Hottest Photoshoots Of The Year

April 24th, 2015

Danielle Knudson

I have a feeling Danielle Knudson wasn’t the only one who was a little sticky after this photoshoot… Because these brand-new bikini pictures are hands-down some of the best we’ve ever seen from the mind-blowing Canadian hottie. So enjoy. Just know that I’m not liable if any of you degenerates try to lick your computer screens.

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Daily Tuna

April 24th, 2015

-These bikinis bring a tear to my eye
-Yes! Boobs
-Lick it up
-Mmm…. Megan Fox is such a hot milf

-Love the chesticles
-Wow! This chick knows how to take selfies
-Jennifer Lawrence is purrty
-Some supermodel see through goodness

Clara Alonso Picture Moment

April 24th, 2015
         
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Canned Tuna

April 23rd, 2015

Mmm… Towel Babes! (The Chive)
Bradley Cooper & Irina Shayk? (Lainey Gossip)

Katie Cassidy Continues To Wear More String Bikinis In Miami (Egotastic)
Kristina Karo Is A Hot Sl%t (Dlisted)

Lindsey Pelas Will Prove Her Breasts Are Real Now (The Superficial)
Jenni Farley Is Looking Good Again (Fishwrapper)

Karlie Kloss Is A Sweet Piece (Moe Jackson)
Emma Stone Banana Face (DS nsfw)

Blake Lively Shows Off Her Sexy Legs… And Then Some! (Popoholic)
Porn Star Kim Kardashian Celebrated Earth Day (IDLYITW)

Miley Cyrus Is Single And Hirsute (WWTDD)

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