It’s funny when an Instagram model, who is a solid 7 with a 10 body snaps “Dork Alert” as if she really believes that. Clearly, Emily Ratajkowski hasn’t been around many dorks in her lifetime. I think it’s time she heads to a comic convention and learns what average dorks look and act like. She should call this dork, I’d be her date!
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
–Arianny Celeste is topless
–Samantha Busch is one hot piece
–Yes! Amy Schumer Is Not Barbie
–Jessica Serfaty braless in Miami
–Elizabeth Banks drops some braless cleavage
–Bella Hadid pops out
–The Belle Knox bio pic will getyou up
–Paula Manzanal bends over!
–Pretty girls make the world go round
–Jem Wolfie’s huge knockers
Karina Jelinek and Paz Cornu Miami Beach Hottie Party(Egotastic)
I can’t remember if I’ve already introduced you perverts to Raica Oliveira before, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but I also can barely remember what I did last week, so that’s not too surprising. I guess my mom was right. Sitting with your nose pressed up against your computer screen 40 hours a week really does rot your brain. But either way, you’re definitely going to want to spend some quality time with this sexy new photoshoot from the Brazilian super-hottie, so go ahead and get your face right up against that screen. Trust me, 30-45 seconds won’t hurt. …At least, I don’t think. Enjoy!
What’s hotter than having Josephine Skriver and Elsa Hosk as a main photo for a post? I spent some time inspecting Josephine’s Instagram and came up with this gem. I suggest you guys do the same and take an hour to go through each and everyone of these pics. Enjoy.
No clue who this chick Celine Farach, but she’s another one of those Instagram model tongue teasing babes. Ladies, you do realize when you take pictures of yourself with your tongue out, the first thing men think about is giving you a money shot. So unless you want a cyber bukkake, keep the tongue in your mouth.
I wished I got paid to show my hairy butt on Snapchat! As you guys know Snapchat went public which makes it the biggest porn site in the world. Sure they disguise themselves as a social media platform, but reality is, every chick like Alexis Ren shows off their hot little bodies and offers private shows for a fee. Now I know Alexis doesn’t do that, but she does get paid to show her booty in other ways. Anyway, it’s a nice tush and I would eat my dinner off it.
–OMG She is so hot
–Sexy Latina InstaHO
–Emma Roberts is sweetness
–Jenna Dewan hot mom after the gym
–Mandy Moore hot booty in jeans
–Ashley Greene busting out like bananas
–Christina El Moussa needs to get it on
–Amanda Cerny is one hot piece
–Meet hottie Jaye
–Sierra Skye will blow your mind
Ashley Olsen And Her Financier Boyfriend Have Broken Up (DLISTED)
Bella Thorne is a genius when it comes to social media whoring. She does the same sh%t daily and each and every time she manages to get me to post her crap. Here she is pretending she’s on the receiving end of a money shot while showering in a bikini. Brilliant!
I never heard of Audrey Bouette, but that side booty photo is perfection. Instead we have “models” like Ashley Graham, who get on every site and she can barely fit my computer screen. Anyway, Aubrey seems like a sweet girl and if she needs someone to apply oil on her body at photoshoots, I’d be more than happy to with my tongue.
Kara Del Toro has nice boobs and she doesn’t have a problem showing them off. I would to if I was a chick and paid to have them enhanced. Hell, if I had my penis enhanced, I would be walking around pantless all the time, just like I do in my mom’s basement. Man, I hate when she makes unexpected visits.