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Canned Tuna

December 15th, 2017

Celebs As Princess Leia (TMZ)
Taylor Swift Is Having The Best Year (DLISTED)

Demi Lovato Gets Seriously Hot (TooFab)

Another Sugar Daddy Falls (MoeJackson)
Kirsten Dunst Busting Out A Waaaaay Bustier Bosom! (Popoholic)

Miss Bum Bum!! (WWTDD)
Courtney Stodden Has Amazing Huge Knockers (Egotastic)

Kara Del Toro And Her Hot Friends

December 15th, 2017

Kara Del Toro

Because the only thing better than one hot model in a bikini is a whole bunch of them, here’s one of my favorite five-alarm pants fires Kara Del Toro and her co-workers showing off their perfect bikini bodies on the beach. I’m not sure who everyone else is, and I bet I’d recognize one or two of these hotties from Instagram, but I’m too lazy to look it up. And besides, nothing puts out a pants fire faster than having to do actual research. So let’s all just enjoy this perfect sight instead.

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Emma Roberts Teases

December 15th, 2017

Emma Roberts

I don’t know what happened to Emma Roberts. For a while, she was everywhere, but then the hot nobody industry shifted from telling the paps when you were going to be hitting the gym in short shorts to posting hot selfies on social media and my favorite pasty hottie got left behind. Anyway, the good news is, judging from these latest pics, it looks Emma finally got with the program. And she even went to the beach to get some sun on that pasty body of hers. I can barely believe it. Here’s hoping she wore SPF 500.



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Bella Hadid Models Her “B#tch Face”

December 15th, 2017

Bella Hadid

I know we’re all supposed to pretend Bella Hadid is a real professional model who keeps getting these gigs because she’s so talented and so amazing at her job, and not just because her dad is obscenely rich. So I guess I’ll play along: here’s Bella doing a photoshoot for Penshoppe and just look at all the different model faces she’s making. It’s definitely not just the same look in all ten pictures! Now, where do I pick up my check from Bella’s manager?

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Hailee Steinfeld Does Lingerie

December 15th, 2017

Hailee Steinfeld

Last time I did a post on Hailee Steinfeld here, I said that if she really wanted to become a big star someday, she needed to stop acting like a wannabe pop star and start acting like Bella Thorne — AKA start posting sexy Snapchats and lingerie selfies. And I’m happy to report that it looks like someone in her entourage was listening, because this is the hottest I’ve ever seen Hailee look. Let’s just hope she can keep this up.


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December 15th, 2017

Chrissy Blair Picture Moment

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Canned Tuna

December 14th, 2017

Olivia Munn Wearing A Bikini (TMZ)
Salma Hayek Has Her Own Awful Story About Harvey Weinstein (DLISTED)

Hottie Margot Robbie Gets Nominated (TooFab)

Katharine McPhee In A Little Bikini (MoeJackson)
Hailee Steinfeld’s Bootylicious Booty Is Pitch-Perfect (Popoholic)

Madison Iseman‘s Cleavage Show (WWTDD)
Blanca Blanco‘s Beautiful Curves In A White Bikini (Egotastic)

Rachel Cook Is Bikini Perfection

December 14th, 2017

Rachel Cook

I keep forgetting that Rachel Cook is just a professional Instagram model with a huge following, and not a Victoria’s Secret hottie. Which is just crazy to me. I don’t get how the Jenners and Hadid sisters can get hired for those gigs, and a total smokeshow like Rachel can’t. It’s everything that’s wrong with the modeling business these days.

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Jasmine Tookes Heats Up GQ South Africa

December 14th, 2017

Jasmine Tookes

Apparently Jasmine Tookes made the cover of GQ South Africa this month, and I’m not going to lie, it’s making me pretty jealous right now. Not only are their men’s mag covers way better than ours (they get Victoria’s Secret hotties, we get whatever dude has a comic book movie coming out), but they also just reminded me it’s summer there right now, while I’m currently freezing my ass off in my mom’s basement. Oh well. At least these pictures ought to help warm us up.

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Sarah Hyland Is A Topless Tease

December 14th, 2017

Sarah Hyland

I’m glad to see Sarah Hyland is finally starting to master the fine art of Instagram “modeling” — AKA posting topless pictures and gym shots every chance you get. I just wish she hadn’t waited so long. Her Modern Family co-star Ariel Winter has already been doing this for years, which means Sarah’s got a lot of catching up to do. I figure 2-3 topless selfies a day for the next 6 months ought to do it. Better get back to work.


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Jasmine Sanders Will Make You Sweat

December 14th, 2017

Jasmine Sanders

Here’s German model/hottie Jasmine Sanders doing an ab workout for LOVE’s Day 14 Advent video, and I just hope Hailey Baldwin is paying attention. Because now this is how a real model makes a sexy workout video. I’m not sure how useful it is as a workout though. I tried exercising along with it, and my abs are fine, but my wrists are burning. Yow!

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December 14th, 2017

Joy Corrigan Picture Moment

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