For the past few months now, Sara Jean Underwood‘s been hard at work posting some serious hotness on her Instagram. And here’s a few of her latest highlights from a photoshoot she did in Yosemite National Park. You know, I’ve never really understood why people called it the “great outdoors,” but after these pictures, I think I’m finally starting to get it. Yow!
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
Meet Allison Holton. I can’t tell you much about her that isn’t already obvious from these pictures: i.e. that she’s a total hottie and was clearly born to wear a bikini. See, I tried to learn more about Allison, but then I just ended up getting lost in her Instagram instead. But don’t worry, I’ve got the rest of the afternoon booked off for more important research, like finding out what she looks like in lingerie too. Wish me luck.
At first, I wasn’t sure why Kimberley Garner was trying to hide her face here, but according to my sources, it’s because she was attending Revlon’s Choose Love Masquerade Ball in London. But I wasn’t fooled for even one second. I’d recognize those perfect stems of hers anywhere. In fact, when you add up all the posts I’ve done on this leggy British hottie, I’ve probably spent almost a full week staring at them over the years. And if you’ll excuse me, it’s time to go add another 30-45 seconds to that running tally.
Apparently, Rachel Bilson, Jenna Dewan, Camila Alves, and Blake Lively showed up for some Target fashion line launch in LA the other day. And even though I’m pretty sure this is the closest any of them have ever come to actually stepping foot inside a Target, this is actually a pretty great deal: four hotties for the price of one. Enjoy!
I know I’ve done posts on Charli XCX before, but I don’t remember the busty British pop star looking this… meh. So I went back into the archives to see what happened, and I think I figured it out. See, as long as Charli’s showing off her sideboob or cleavage or giving some tongue action to the cameras or pretending to be Madonna, I’m too distracted to notice that otherwise she’s pretty plain. But hey, if Katy Perry can manage to overcome something like that to become a big star, I’m sure Charli can too.
So this wasn’t exactly what I was hoping for when I heard that Emma Roberts was going to shave something up on stage to promote her new movie Nerve… But my favorite pasty hottie is still looking pretty good, so I’m going to roll with it. I just hope they’re a little more careful about the false advertising next time they schedule some lame publicity stunt.
It’s a good thing Ava Sambora takes after her mom in the looks department, because it makes the fact that she’s trying to get into the modeling business a whole lot more enjoyable. Now, I know some of you are probably going to point out that she’s only a model because she’s Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora’s daughter, but so what? With a body this good, I say Ava can do whatever she wants. And we should just be happy that what she wants is to show it off for the cameras full-time.
I’m not sure if Christie Brinkley knows she’s over 60, because here she is out in New York dressed in a pair of overalls like some kind of oversized toddler. And I guess I can’t really blame her, because she definitely doesn’t look over 60, overalls or otherwise. But the next time Christie doesn’t want to dress her age, let’s hope she goes for “20-something in booty shorts” instead. Fingers crossed.
Here’s my favorite Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski doing some real modeling in a new bikini shoot, and it’s just further proof that Emily’s one of the few Insta-hotties out there who actually has the skills to make it as a real supermodel. AKA, she’s hot enough to make my pants blow off all by themselves. Or at least that’s what I plan on telling the cops when they come forcibly remove me from this Starbucks for “indecent exposure.”