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Canned Tuna

February 23rd, 2017

Cougar Kylie Jenner Is Getting Old (TMZ)
Katy Perry Looking Damn Sexy (Lainey Gossip)

Joanna Krupa Busts Out (Egotastic)
Sara Jean Underwood‘s Sweet Booty (The Superficial)

Anthony Bourdain And Asia Argento Are A Thing Now (DLISTED)

Emily Ratajkowski Blows (MoeJackson)
Katy Perry Busts Out A Drool-Inducing Cleavage And Leg Show! (Popoholic)

Viki Odintcova Risks Death To Bring Life To Your Dick (WWTDD)
Karlie Kloss And Taylor Swift Aren’t Friends Anymore (IDLYITW)

Kate Bock’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

February 23rd, 2017

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m loving the fact that Sports Illustrated decided to make videos to go along with their Swimsuit Issue this year. And it seems like we’re getting a new video of some hot supermodel dancing around in bikinis every single day. (It’s like what those lame LOVE Advent videos should’ve been.) Anyway, here’s Kate Bock for you guys today. And trust me, you’re probably going to want to watch this one on repeat. Enjoy.

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Zoe Cross Gets Wet

February 23rd, 2017

Zoe Cross

Meet Zoe Cross. I don’t know much about this hottie besides the fact that she’s a model and that she’s from Australia, which means she was pretty much born to wear a bikini. But just in case you still had any doubts, this beach photoshoot of hers definitely confirms that. Yow! Anyway, here’s hoping we get to see a lot more of Zoe where these came from. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’d love to spend a few days visiting her Down Under, if you catch my drift. (I’m talking about her lower half, just to be clear.)

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Diana Melison Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

February 23rd, 2017

Diana Melison

I don’t know much about Diana Melison here — well, besides the obvious, like the fact that she’s a walking five-alarm pants fire. But I managed to tear myself away from “researching” her Instagram long enough to learn that the Russian hottie’s also an actress. And that’s great news, because I just came up with the perfect movie idea for her. See, it’s about a Russian model who falls in love with a pasty American blogger, and I’m pretty sure it’s going to be the next great Hollywood romance. Like 50 Shades. Only good. Call me!

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Instagram “Model” Casie Dunstan Is Sweet

February 23rd, 2017

Last time I introduced you guys to Casie Dunstan, I pointed out that it was a crime that a hottie this smoking only had 9,500 Instagram followers. So I figured I’d check back in a week later and see how she was doing post-Tuna Bump. Looks like she’s up to 11,800 now, which isn’t bad. But I still think that number could go way higher. Hmm. Maybe a high-profile fling with a D-list blogger might help. I mean, it couldn’t hurt, right? Call me!

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Jessica Lee Buchanan Is One Hot Piece

February 23rd, 2017

Jessica Lee Buchanan

I know Spring Break is coming up in a few weeks, but in case you can’t afford your own beach vacation this year (or you’re just allergic to sunlight and fresh air, like me), here’s the next best thing: a new bikini photoshoot from South African hottie Jessica Lee Buchanan. And the best part? This way, you can stare for as long as you want and no one’s going to call you a perv. Well, unless you’re taking your pants off at work. I’ve never worked in an office before, but I’m pretty sure that’s not allowed. Prudes.

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Daily Tuna

February 23rd, 2017

Daniela Lopez Osorio Picture Moment

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Canned Tuna

February 22nd, 2017

Sexy Swedish InstaModel (TMZ)
Jennifer Garner Is Looking Alright For A MILF (Lainey Gossip)

Arianny Celeste‘s Sexy Instagram Pic (The Superficial)
Karrueche Tran Claims Chris Brown Threatened To Kill Her (DLISTED)

Nicole Scherzinger Is Sexy As F%ck (Moe Jackson)
Bootylicious And Sexy New Lea Michele Swimsuit Pictures! (Popoholic)

Eugenie Bouchard SI Shoot Comes Up Aces (Egotastic)

Abby Wambach Makes An Honest Woman Out Of Christian Blogger She’s Banging (WWTDD)
Sophie Mudd Has HHUge Tatas (IDLYITW)

Sofia Jamora Will Blow Your Pants Off

February 22nd, 2017

Sofia Jamora

I know I’ve introduced you guys to Sofia Jamora here before, but just in case you need a quick refresher, here you go: she’s a professional Instagram model that’s trying to make it as a real model. Hmm. I guess that didn’t really narrow it down much, huh? Oh well. I guess just stare at Sofia’s latest photoshoot for a while and try to burn her killer bikini body into your memory. It probably won’t work, but at least you’ll enjoy doing it. Good luck.

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Diana Dollmatova Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

February 22nd, 2017

Diana Dollmatova

So I was doing my daily Instagram creeping research earlier, and came across something I wanted to share with you guys: meet Diana Dollmatova. I can’t tell you much about this busty Russian, but I already think I’m in love. My palms are all sweaty, my heart’s racing and my pants region is overheating. If that’s not love, I guess I don’t know what is.

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Bo Krsmanovic Teases For SI

February 22nd, 2017

Bo Krsmanovic

Yesterday, I posted a video of Bo Krsmanovic playing in the snow with Hailey Clauson for the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue, even though I didn’t really understand what dog sledding has to do with hotties in swimsuits. Luckily, Bo made a second video, and this one may not be as creative as the last one, but it definitely makes a lot more sense. So here’s Bo rolling around topless on the beach. Some things are classics for a reason.

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Emily Ratajkowski In A Little Bikini

February 22nd, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

I’m pretty sure Emily Ratajkowski is the most successful Instagram model of all-time, but just in case it’s not official yet, I figure this latest round of bikini pictures probably ought to clinch it. And that’s the thing I love most about Emily: she knows what us perverts her fans want (AKA a never-ending string of bikini and/or lingerie shots), and she knows how to deliver. Enjoy.

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Bar Refaeli Does Elle

February 22nd, 2017

Bar Refaeli

It feels like it was just a couple days ago that I was complaining how we haven’t seen much of Bar Refaeli lately. And now here she is on the cover of the March issue of Elle Spain. So it got me thinking: either I’m psychic or the fashion mags are finally listening to me. In which case, you know what else we haven’t seen enough of lately? A bunch of famous supermodels groping a pasty blogger in his mom’s basement… If this works, this is going to be the best April issue yet.

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