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April 26th, 2017

More Demi Lovato Hotness (TMZ)
Jessica Alba Is Pretty And Honest (Lainey Gossip)

Chantel Jeffries Boobtastic Bikini Display in Miami (Egotastic)
Selena Gomez Is Still A Cutie (TooFab)

Get Ready To Dirty Dance (DLISTED)

Josie Canseco Works The Streets Good (MoeJackson)
Kaley Cuoco Selfies Her Insanely Sexy/Perfect Tummy… WOW! (Popoholic)

Lady Gaga Whore-Bnb (WWTDD)
Ariel Winter Classes It Up (IDLYITW)

Sofia Vergara Rides A Bull In The Water

April 26th, 2017

Sofia Vergara

If you’ve ever dreamt of seeing a busty TV star attempt to ride an inflatable bull in a pool, first off, you’ve got some weirdly-specific fantasies. And second, you’re in luck, because Sofia Vergara just posted that exact video on Instagram. Also, in related news, I’m pretty sure Sofia’s 15 minutes of fame just got extended by another 30 seconds. Maybe even 45 if I concentrate real hard. Wish us luck.

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Micaela Schaefer Does Baywatch Good!

April 26th, 2017

Micaela Schaefer

I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new updates from the world’s best-dressed hot nobody, so here’s Micaela Schaefer doing an unofficially licensed, Baywatch-themed photoshoot to promote some new “club tour” of hers. I tried to look up if she was doing any shows near me, but according to her manager, Micaela doesn’t play “perverts’ mom’s basements.” Which is a pretty dumb business decision, if you ask me. I bet that’s 99% of her fan base.

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Demi Lovato Busts Out Of Her Swimsuit!

April 26th, 2017

Demi Lovato

According to my sources over at Google, Demi Lovato just finished recording some new music and she decided to celebrate in the best possible way: by going on a trip and posting a whole bunch of swimsuit selfies on Instagram. Anyway, I’m not normally a huge fan of Demi, but I always support hotties taking extended beach vacations, so here’s hoping she keeps the bikini pictures coming.

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Bella Thorne’s Vagina Wax Snaps

April 26th, 2017

Bella Thorne

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think Bella Thorne might’ve finally crossed over into the “oversharing” department with her Snapchat after posting these pictures from her bikini waxing appointment. I mean, not everything needs to be shared with the fans. And besides, she got the angle all wrong. These pictures would’ve been way more interesting from the other side. Oh well. Maybe next appointment.

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Feminism Isn’t Doing Emma Watson Good!

April 26th, 2017

Emma Watson

I can’t remember if you nerds are still obsessed with Emma Watson or not, but either way, I don’t think this latest photoshoot she did for Interview is going to do much for you. Unless you’ve got a thing for fully-clothed chicks with greasy hair. Otherwise, you can probably go ahead and put your wands away for now.

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Daily Tuna

April 26th, 2017

Elizabeth Turner Picture Moment

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Canned Tuna

April 25th, 2017

Blake Lively Is A Pretty Lady (Lainey Gossip)
Instagram Model Gigi Hadid Is 22 (TooFab)

Porn Star Kim Kardashian Is Gross In A Swimsuit (TMZ)
LeAnn Rimes In A Swimsuit (DLISTED)

Doutzen Kroes
Works It In A Little Bikini (Moe Jackson)
Ariel Winter Gets Leggy, And Ultra Busty, And Bootylicious, Oh My! (Popoholic)

Mariah Carey Busting out the Betties (Egotastic)

Amber Rose Isn’t Perfect Like You Imagined (WWTDD)
Rihanna Offended People Who Think Queen Elizabeth Deserves Respect (IDLYITW)

Sara Jean Underwood Wants You To Fund Her Expensive Do Nothing Lifestyle!

April 25th, 2017

Sara Jean Underwood

So I guess Sara Jean Underwood decided to give up on her plan to trap seduce a rich boyfriend via Instagram and Twitter, and it’s on to Plan B. And unfortunately, that isn’t settling for a C-list blogger who lives with his mom. Instead, she’s apparently starting a Patreon to try to get her loyal perverts fans to fund her do-nothing hot nobody lifestyle. Huh. I never realized you could do that. I always thought Patreon was for real artists. But maybe I should start one myself. My sweatpant and Kleenex fund is running a little low…

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Bella Thorne Kisses A Girl And Likes It

April 25th, 2017

Bella Thorne

While all the other so-called news outlets out there are covering “major” “stories” like political corruption or health care or whatever new scandal Trump’s wandered into now, I’m kind of surprised that no one else is covering the week’s biggest story: after months of practicing her tongue action with a camera, Bella Thorne finally graduated to slipping some tongue to a girl. I’m not sure who that is with her, and I’m a little too “busy” to look it up. But I promise to spend lots of time today studying this picture for any new clues. So stay tuned for any more updates on this. I smell Hollywood Tuna’s first Pulitzer.


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Amy Jackson In A Bikini Deserves Extra Attention

April 25th, 2017

Amy Jackson

I know my eyesight isn’t great — spending 5 days a week with your nose an inch from your computer screen probably isn’t very good for your eyes, plus there’s all that stuff my mom used to tell about how my private bathroom time would make me go blind. So maybe it’s just me, but it kind of looks like Amy Jackson is wearing a pad or something in her bikini bottoms in this photoshoot. That said, I guess it doesn’t really matter, because she’s smoking hot no matter what. And that’s something I’ve got no problem seeing.

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Kirsten Dunst Is A Lingerie Model Now?

April 25th, 2017

Kirsten Dunst

Look, I’ve put up with a lot covering the modeling world these past couple years. I’ve been willing to go along with calling Bella Hadid a real supermodel, and pretend that Ashley Graham is “healthy” and deserves to be an SI Swimsuit model. But now you’re telling me that Kirsten Dunst is officially a lingerie model? Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick Kirsten out of bed for eating crackers, but just spend 30 seconds on Instagram (or this site) and I guarantee you can find a thousand women more qualified for this gig. This is just a waste of good advertising dollars and artsy black-and-white topless shots.

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Candice Swanepoel Tongue Action Will Blow You Away

April 25th, 2017

Candice Swanepoel

I figure before you check out these two new GIFs of Candice Swanepoel behind-the-scenes at her latest photoshoot, I should probably warn you guys to sit down. Not because they’re particularly shocking or anything, but because if you’re not careful, you could get light-headed and pass out from all the blood rushing to your pants region all at once. So go ahead and enjoy. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.


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