First off, I want to congratulate Britney Spears on officially turning her career around. A few years ago, she was just another washed-up soccer mom making trips to Walmart in oversized sweaters, and now she’s a certified hottie again with her own Vegas show and a modeling gig for some clothing company called Kenzo. And second, I want to congratulate whoever’s responsible for doing the Photoshop for this shoot. Because that’s some serious talent. Also, I want to hire them myself. I have some pictures of me and my “girlfriend” I want to get touched up before my next high school reunion.
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
I keep forgetting that Dove Cameron is an “actress” and not just the next Bella Thorne/professional Snapchatter. But according to my sources, these shots are from her new role on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and I’m sure that news has got you all nerds excited, but I don’t really care what comic book character she’s playing. Here’s hoping the writers figure out a way to ditch the leather suit and epaulettes and get her in a bikini next episode. It’s all about playing to your actors’ strengths. And in Dove’s case, that’s definitely her bikini body, not her acting ability.
I feel like I’ve been doing posts on Kara Del Toro for years now, and even though she’s got a decent number of Instagram followers, she hasn’t become a household name like I originally predicted. Maybe that’s because you apparently have to have rich parents in order to become a famous supermodel these days, or because the Tuna Bump isn’t as effective as it used to be. Or maybe it’s because Kara is intentionally staying under the radar so she doesn’t get too famous to date yours truly. Yeah, it’s gotta be that last one.
–Sofia Richie is one hot piece
–Bella Thorne kissing a gross dude
–Sue is sweet goodness
–Jess Wright is amazing
–Wow! Amanda Seyfried looks like Madonna now
–Lili Reinhart flawless and unfixable
–Check out this Instagram hottie!
–Mmm…Gigi Hadid is hot and single
Mila Kunis Strips Down (TooFab)
Bella Thorne Cleaned Up For A Premiere (IDLYITW)
I know I say this about a lot of Insta-hotties, but it’s true: Bryana Holly is a total smokeshow, and it’s crazy to me that she’s not a bigger name in the modeling business. Something is seriously wrong with this world when Bella Hadid is a more famous bikini model than a hottie who looks like this.
I know I do a lot of posts on a lot of super-hot blonde models on this site, so maybe you forgot who Vita Sidorkina is. Here’s a quick refresher: she’s Russian, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, and she was a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Rookie back in 2017. She’s also likely to blow your pants off in 10 seconds flat. It’s why I took mine off before I started writing this, just in case. …Hang on. Someone at this Starbucks just started yelling about a gross pervert loose in the store. I’d better go see who it is.
I know we spend so much time focusing on Emily Ratajkowski‘s Instagram modeling career on this site, sometimes I forget that she’s also a big-name real supermodel too. But here she is doing a shoot for DKNY and reminding me she’s still way out of my league. But I guess it’s my fault for helping Emily’s career get so big in the first place. I mean, I know she couldn’t have done it without me and the Tuna Bump, but I don’t think she knows that. Someone should tell her. I keep trying but she must not be getting my tweets.
I thought Hailee Steinfeld was only pretending to be a professional pop star/actress, but I guess now we can go ahead and add “fashion model” to that list too, because here she is modeling workout clothes for some leggings company called Mission. It’s funny, because I don’t really think of exercise when I think of Hailee, but I guess I don’t think “hit single” or “Oscar-worthy” either. I mostly just think about her super-cute body. Huh. Maybe this is a good gig for her after all.
–Selena Gomez in a bikini
–Damn! Sexy supermodel booty!!!
–Meet hottie Grace!
–Emrata’s sexy stomach
–Wow! Daisy Ridley is a hot redhead
–Rihanna and Snapchat
–Daphne Joy goodness
–Wow! She is pretty
–Now that is a douche tattoo
Bella Thorne Goodness (MoeJackson)
At first, I assumed these pictures had to be for some kind of photoshoot, because as far as I can tell, Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner don’t go topless unless they’re getting paid. (Trust me, I’ve asked a bunch of times.) But after looking at them again — and then a couple more times after that — I think they might just be on vacation. Unless rich kids get paid to do that too these days.