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Ana Braga Knows How To Dress For The Beach

April 16th, 2014

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Ana Braga‘s never going to be my favorite swimsuit model, but damn if the Playboy Playmate doesn’t know how to dress for the beach. Here she is doing her latest sexy photoshoot, and I don’t know if what she’s wearing here can technically count as a one-piece, but I do know that I hoping it becomes the new hottest trend for summer after this. Yow.

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Leila Thomas Was Born To Wear A Bikini

April 16th, 2014

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I know I fall in love with pretty much every new bikini model I seem to post on the site, but the way I see it, this is a numbers game and I’m just increasing my odds. I figure one of these days, one of these no-name hotties is bound to appreciate the fact that a big-time celebrity blogger they’ve never met was drooling over them on the Internet. So here’s my latest pick: Lelia Thomas. According to my research, Leila’s from Hawaii, which means she was pretty much born to wear a bikini. Great, I’m sold, now where do I send my marriage proposal?

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Daily Tuna

April 16th, 2014

-Charlize Theron is making a huge mistake!
-Hot chicks with glasses
-Lindsey Duke’s working on her tan
-Emma Stone is super-cute

-Alyssah Ali sizzles in lingerie
-I’d give her a ride!
-Behind-the-scenes at Paulina Gretzky’s sexy shoot
-These hotties are pretty much perfect!

Betsy Batt Picture Moment

April 16th, 2014

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Danica Thrall, Jessica Davies, Melissa Debling, Holly Eriksson Will Blow Your Mind

April 15th, 2014

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I know I’ve said it before, but it’s worth saying again: the only thing better than one busty Brit in lingerie is four of them. And luckily, Nuts seems to agree with me, because they got hotties Danica Thrall, Jessica Davies, Melissa Debling and Holly Eriksson together for one giant busty shoot for their latest issue. See, I always have a tough time deciding which one I like best, but fortunately this time we don’t have to choose. Which means I get to save that brainpower for much more important decisions, like where I’m going to nap this afternoon, the couch or the bed. Enjoy.

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Canned Tuna

April 15th, 2014

Time For A Coachella Hottie Roundup (The Superficial)
Damn, Gwen Stefani‘s Looking Good Again (Lainey Gossip)

When Did Scary Spice Get Sexy? (Fishwrapper)
Dylan Penn Got Hot! (CT)

I Don’t Think Christina Hendricks‘ Funbags Could Get Any Bigger (Dlisted)
These Hotties Take The Best Selfies! (The Chive)

It’s Always A Good Time For Hot Cheerleaders (Egotastic)
Emily DiDonato Showed A Whole Lot Of Skin For Her New Shoot (Moe Jackson)

Finally! Hilary Duff In A Bikini (DS nsfw)
Whatever Happened To Rachel Bilson? (Si.com)

Anastasia Ashley Is Bikini Perfection (IDLYITW)
Alyssa Miller Will Blow Your Mind (Popoholic)

Kendall Jenner Put On A Leg Show (Celebslam)
Marloes Horst In Lingerie Is An Instant Pants Fire (BigBuzzer)

Meet Hottie Vanessa Golub

April 15th, 2014

Vanessa Golub

This is the first time I’m doing a post on Vanessa Golub, but after these shots of her doing a sexy swimsuit shoot at the beach, I’m definitely hoping it’s not the last. Because I can’t find out too much about Vanessa, besides the fact that she’s a hot model with an Instagram I could spend hours on, and I have a feeling she could really use the Tuna Bump. But I’m not just doing this out of the goodness of my heart, I’m doing it so hopefully we get to see even more pictures like this in the near future. I figure it’s a win-win. Vanessa gets more gigs, you get more hot beach photoshoots, and I get a very special thank you in my inbox, fingers crossed.

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Candice Swanepoel And Adriana Lima Work It Good

April 15th, 2014

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According to my sources, the reason super-hotties Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima got together to give us this latest fantasy was to announce that Victoria’s Secret will be doing their annual fashion show in London this winter. Man, how disappointing. And no, for once, I’m not talking about the fact that these two forgot to wear their lingerie. See, I really hoped Victoria’s Secret was going to chose my mom’s basement to host the show this year. So much for my big letter-writing campaign. Oh well, better luck next year I guess.

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Taylor Swift’s Got Legs For Days!

April 15th, 2014

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I can’t speak for any other blogs, but on this site at least, Taylor Swift‘s known more for her killer leg shows than her crappy music. And here she is putting on another great one hanging out with her friend and Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss, who’s known for having a pretty great set of stems of her own. So forget Taylor’s next concert tour, these two should do a worldwide leg wrestling tour instead. I bet it’d sell out in 2 minutes flat. Personally, I’d follow them around like they were the Grateful Dead.

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Micaela Schaefer Knows How To Celebrate Easter!

April 15th, 2014

Micaela Schaefer

In case anybody out there’s still wondering why I always call Micaela Schaefer the best-dressed nobody of all-time, here she is wearing nothing but a pair of bunnies for an Easter-themed photoshoot in the middle of Berlin. Great, now I definitely know how I want to spend my Easter weekend this year: standing behind another Micaela shoot like these lucky tourists. Anyway, I know some of you prudes out there might call this sacrilegious, and I actually agree. Micaela should clearly be wearing way less.

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At Home With Super Cutie Madison Murray

April 15th, 2014

Unfortunately, I still haven’t been able to make Madison Murray here my ex-wife yet, and believe me, I’ve tried. But I guess not every girl always dreamed of moving into my mom’s basement, for some weird reason. Anyway, lucky for the rest of you at least, I did manage to find more pictures of Madison looking super cute at her place. I still don’t understand why she doesn’t want to move in, but after these shots, now I want to buy a General Lee so she can be my Daisy Duke.

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Jehane Gigi Paris Is A French Cutie

April 15th, 2014

Jehane Gigi Paris

Since I liked those pictures of French cutie Jehane Gigi Paris so much the last time, I figured I’d do another post on her again today. Because A) she looks great in a bikini, and B) I’m hoping that declaring my love for her via the Internet might help convince her that the next step in her career should involve dating a celebrity blogger. Although judging from my Instagram creeping, I think Gigi might have a boyfriend. But that’s never stopped me before. Well, mostly because this move has never worked for me before. But hey, there’s always a first time for everything, right? Wish me luck.

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Fabiana Semprebom Is Still The Bomb

April 15th, 2014

Fabiana Semprebom

I think Fabiana Semprebom must be playing hard to get or something, because every time I do a post saying how much I love her, or propose via Twitter, she always ignores me. Crazy, right? It’s like she doesn’t even know I exist or something. But that’s okay, because I don’t mind a challenge. If I wanted easy, I wouldn’t have picked a career where I try to flirt with hot models from my couch. I’m pretty sure that’s right up there with rocket science and brain surgery.

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Daily Tuna

April 15th, 2014

-Joanna Krupa is bikini perfection
-Time for sexy girls in sports bras!
-These are baseball’s sexiest superfans
-Miley Cyrus twerks with her sister

-Logan Stanton will blow your mind
-The hottest girls from Coachella
-Damn! Cameron Diaz is red hot
-Mind the gaps!

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