Here’s my new favorite wannabe model Charlotte McKinney doing a busty lingerie photoshoot for Guess and proving me wrong for calling her just another Hooters girl who lucked into a modeling contract. Because I’ve got to admit, those are some serious talents she’s showing off here. You definitely can’t teach massive funbags like that. Enjoy.
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Margot Robbie became the official hottest thing in Hollywood after starting a million pants fires in Wolf of Wall Street, and now she’s in pretty much every single movie coming out this summer. And that’s a very good thing. Or it would be, at least, if someone taught her how to dress. Because here she is at the Legend of Tarzan premiere all covered up in a kimono for some reason. And how are we supposed to remember how “talented” an “actress” she is if we don’t get a chance to see it on the red carpet? All I know is, Margot had better get this figured out by her next premiere.
Meet Sofia Reyes. According to my sources, she’s a Mexican pop star who got discovered on YouTube (presumably by someone watching on mute). And now she got invited to the Legend of Tarzan premiere, I guess to sell a few more CDs. Anyway, I haven’t heard a single one of her songs, but I’m already a big fan. So enjoy the pictures of this leggy hottie, because they’re guaranteed to get you beating your chest. …Wait, what did you sickos think I was going to type? This is a family site, remember? Get your minds out of the gutter.
Here’s Bella Thorne continuing to show off why she’s my all-time favorite Snapchatter (sorry Lindsey Pelas) with another round of sexy selfies. Although I’m hoping that one of these days, Bella’s finally going to make all my perverted dreams come true by posting a Snapchat sex tape. Who cares if it’s only a few seconds long? I probably won’t be able to last much longer than that anyway.
Last time we saw Emily Bett Rickards, she was taking a bikini vacation with her Arrow co-star Katie Cassidy, but as far as I’m concerned, the Canadian actress is hot enough to deserve her own post. So here she is showing off some serious tongue action and pink hair for some hairstyling site called Mane Addicts. And now I officially want to see more of her. Preferably from the neck down next time.
I guess the paparazzi must have had a slow day, because here they are following some “professional” Instagram model named Mara Teigan as she walks around LA in a pair of Daisy Dukes. And don’t get me wrong, Mara definitely puts the hot in hot nobody, but according to my sources, her biggest claim to fame is sort of, but not really looking like Angelina Jolie. Oh well. Enjoy your 15 minutes, Mara. I know we will.
According to my sources, Mariah Carey had her first DJ set in Las Vegas over the weekend, and she celebrated by showing up pantless, because sure, why not? Anyway, I’d make fun of Mariah and her meaty booty, but honestly, I think more hotties should be following her lead. Not the becoming a DJ thing. I meant the not wearing pants in public thing. Now that’s a trend I could get behind.
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Well, this is kind of disappointing: here’s smoking hot Italian actress/George Clooney’s ex Elisabetta Canalis walking around Milan. And I guess she went and had a kid since the last time we saw her. On the plus side, at least she was showing off her sweet MILF cleavage for the paps. But here I kept hoping that Elisabetta would hook up with a semi-famous celebrity blogger or something to try to make Clooney jealous. Stop laughing. It could’ve happened! But I guess now we’ll never know.
I’m guessing most of you probably don’t have a subscription to GQ Spain, but not to worry, I’ll save you the shipping and handling: because trust me, you’re definitely going to want to see the latest beach photoshoot that Sara Sampaio did for the Spanish men’s mag. Just be careful though, because these pictures are so hot, they’re liable to cause you to overheat.