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Canned Tuna

April 1st, 2015

Gia Genevieve Sultry Topless Perfection in Playboy (Egotastic)
Woman With World’s Largest Boobs Gives Google a Hilarious F U (Fishwrapper)

Mmm… These Selfies Are Super Hot (The Chive)
Keke Palmer Will Blow Your Mind (Lainey Gossip)

And Now Taylor Swift In Tiny Shorts (The Superficial)
Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna Wearing I Don’t Even Know (DLISTED)

Paola Andino Is Big Trouble (Moe Jackson)
Britney Spears Bikini Pictures On Instagram (DS nsfw)

Nina Agdal Unleashes A Serious Bikini Drool-Fest (Popoholic)
Hailey Baldwin Might Get Left Behind (WWTDD)

Emma Roberts’ Leg Show

April 1st, 2015

Emma Roberts

Normally, I make fun of Emma Roberts and call her pasty and say she needs a tan, but right now, I’m a little too busy being distracted by this solid leg show she’s putting on filming a promo for her new show Scream Queens. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I still think the girl could use a tan, but for some reason, she won’t take me up on my offer to let her sunbathe in my backyard. So basically, I set up all those cameras for nothing.

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Kylie Jenner Is Huge Trouble

April 1st, 2015

Kylie Jenner

At first, I thought it would be a pretty funny April Fools’ joke to post these pictures and tell you perverts Kylie Jenner had turned 18. But then I realized that if I did that I probably wouldn’t have any readers left, since I’m pretty sure they don’t allow you to use the Internet from jail. So to reiterate: Kylie is still 17 for another few months, and let’s all just move it along until then.

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Alison Brie Does GQ Mexico

April 1st, 2015

Alison Brie GQ Mexico

I don’t think I’ve done a post on Alison Brie before, and that’s kind of surprising considering she’s got the two most important qualities I look for in a woman: a great set of funbags and a willingness to show them off to a photographer. But better late than never, I guess, so here’s Alison in a new shoot for GQ Mexico. Enjoy.

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Kid Busts Some Moves While Doing Chores

April 1st, 2015

I think Michael Jackson would be proud of this kid and turned on at the same time!

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Gigi Hadid Has Nice Sweater Mounds

April 1st, 2015

Gigi Hadid

I’ve been a fan of Gigi Hadid for a while now, despite some of her more questionable career choices — like deciding to date that douche Cody Simpson instead of yours truly or not wearing lingerie 24/7. But somehow I didn’t know she had a hot model sister named Bella until now. And while I don’t know too much about her, let’s just hope she doesn’t make the same mistakes her big sister did. She can start by showing up to our first date in lingerie. Call me!

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Daily Tuna

April 1st, 2015

-Impressive cleavage!
-OMG! She is amazing
-This is the best Khloe Kardashian has ever looked
-Gwyneth Paltrow bikini pictures are pretty good

-Shay Mitchell busts out her bodacious bikini hotness
-Wow! This girl this is one tight girl
-Mmm… Sweet bums!
-Kayslee Collins is super hot

Kjell Bracke Picture Moment

April 1st, 2015
         
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Doutzen Kroes Swimsuit Pictures Are Amazing

March 31st, 2015

Doutzen Kroes

Normally, whenever I see a hottie like Doutzen Kroes at the beach, I like to make some crack about wanting to take them out motorboating. But I figure it’s probably time to switch it up a bit. Mostly because, for some reason, I still haven’t had anybody take me up on my offer. And seeing these pictures of Doutzen in Miami is giving me a great idea. I forget what this dumb beach paddle ball game is called, but I can think of a whole bunch of other fun ways the two of us could use those paddles. Call me!

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Canned Tuna

March 31st, 2015

Mariah Carey Busts Out Big Time!!! (Lainey Gossip)
OMG!This Girl’s Boobs Are Amazing (The Chive)

Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures (The Superficial)
Nobody Loves Megan Fox Like Megan Fox (Fishwrapper)

Mariah Carey Might Be Dating Brett Ratner (DLISTED)
Taylor Swift’s Super Long Legs (Moe Jackson)

Miley Cyrus‘ Beer Shower (DS nsfw)
Hilary Duff Busting Out Her Ginormous Bosom! (Popoholic)

Kylie Jenner Is Still In A Bikini (IDLYITW)
Kaley Cuoco Cleavtastic In Crop Top Flashes Abs After Yoga Class (Egotastic)

Demi Lovato‘s Booty Is Solid (WWTDD)

Josie Maran’s Bikini Comeback

March 31st, 2015

Josie Maran

I haven’t done a post on Josie Maran in over 5 years, so to be honest, I’d forgotten all about my former favorite hot mess. But then I saw these pictures of her at the beach in Miami and all those fond memories came flooding back to me and my pants region. Anyway, it looks like our big reunion is going to have to be put on hold for now though, because that barista who was eying me funny just called his manager over to remind me about their strict no “no pants” policy. Prudes.

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Rihanna Knows How To Dress!

March 31st, 2015

Rihanna

I’ve always said that Rihanna knows how to dress, and I’m a big fan of this outfit she wore to the M$$ X WT launch in New York. Whatever the f@&k that is. That said, I do have a little constructive criticism: I think next time she should ditch the hat and that jacket. All those weird scribbles are distracting me from ogling Rihanna properly.

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Hannibal Buress Rips Heckler

March 31st, 2015

The best part of any comedy show is when the comedian tears apart a heckler or a loud obnoxious audience member.

Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Playmate Ever!

March 31st, 2015

Last time I did a post on Charlie Riina here, I promised you perverts that I’d try to find more pictures of the Canadian hottie as often as I could. And since I’m guessing there probably aren’t too many of you out there with an up-to-date subscription to Slovakian Playboy, here’s Charlie’s April cover shoot. I’ve only got the cover for now, because I’m assuming the rest of the pictures were so hot, they made the paper they were printed on spontaneously combust. But stay tuned and hopefully there’ll be a whole lot more where this came from… Fingers crossed.

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