I know I may sound like a broken record when it comes to Xenia Deli, but if you don’t think she’s the hottest model on the planet, then you need to get your eyes checked, because it’s just an indisputable fact. Case in point, here’s her latest set of lingerie pictures and I’m not sure what they’re from, but I do know that you’re probably better off taking your pants off now, so you don’t lose them to a five-alarm pants fire. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Helen Flanagan Does Miley Cyrus
- Check Out Vanessa Hudgens' Busty Friend In A Bikini!
- Aly Michalka And AJ Michalka Is My New Fantasy
The Best Sideboob I’ve Ever Seen! (Egotastic)
I know I say this about most of the models I want to sleep with (aka all of them), but when it comes to Irina Shayk, I actually mean it — as far as I’m concerned, she’s one of the sexiest models out there. So here she is at amfAR’s Cinema Against Aids Gala at Cannes looking crazy hot (as usual), and if you can find anyone hotter, then I want to hear about her. Mostly so I can ask her out, because for some reason, Irina still hasn’t answered any of my Twitter proposals yet. I’m sure she’s just really busy with all these parties. Yeah, that’s gotta be it.
Now this is more like it: Nina Agdal showed up to amfAR’s Cinema Against Aids Gala at Cannes looking hot enough to melt steel. Or at the very least my pants region. So I take back when I said that maybe she’d peaked. Because after this, Nina’s clearly still got a bright future ahead of her. After all, we haven’t even gotten married and divorced yet.
In case any of you were wondering why I’ve started calling Gigi Hadid one of my new favorite models, this is why: because here’s the sexy supermodel at amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS Gala at Cannes dropping some serious cleavage and looking pretty much perfect. And best of all? I just read she broke up with that Cody Simpson douche. Now, unfortunately, Gigi didn’t have a wardrobe malfunction and/or hold a press conference announcing her intentions to start dating only pasty bloggers from now on, but hey, 2 out of 4 ain’t bad. Enjoy.
Here’s Izabel Goulart at “amfAR’s Cinema Against Aids Gala”. Izabel has always been one of my favorite models and if you follow her on Instagram you would understand why. She has the craziest workout regime I’ve ever seen and as you can see her body is fit as f#ck. More models should follow what she does. Yes, I’m talking to you Kate Upton.
Here’s Taylor Swift at the launch of her ‘1989’ tour with a performance at the CenturyLink center in Louisiana and as you can see this might be the hottest show of the year. I’m digging the outfits and I especially like that one piece. Girl is working it good and making little Tuna very happy.
I try not to pay attention to celebrity gossip — it’s way less interesting than celebrity bikini pictures, if you ask me. But these pictures of Lara Stone at Cannes made me realize we haven’t seen the Dutch hottie in a while, and apparently her and her husband recently split up. And since I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), I’d like to offer Lara a
shoulder lap to cry on if she needs it. Or a rebound relationship with a moderately successful blogger. And if she’s not ready yet, we can always just start out with a rebound motorboat. I’m happy to take it slow.
It seems like Victoria Justice has been going everywhere with her hot sister lately, so it’s rare to see her flying solo, like she was at the 6th annual ELLE Women in Music Celebration. The bad news is it means one less perverted fantasy for us sickos to enjoy, but the good news is there’s nothing to distract from how impossibly hot Victoria’s looking here. And luckily, I’ve got a very overactive imagination.
Josephine Skriver Feels Up Kendall Jenner (WWTDD)
Way back when, I made a vow to stop covering Charlotte McKinney unless she was showing off that talented rack of hers. Because funbags aside, I don’t get the appeal. She’s just not that pretty. But since I’m a man of my word, here’s Charlotte and, more importantly, her cleavage attending the Rolling Stones’ “secret” show in LA. Enjoy.