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Here’s the hardest working hottie in Hollywood Victoria Silvstedt back at work. And I know that some of you out there are going to point out that putting on a killer leg show for the paps doesn’t count as a “real job,” but save your emails. Because that’s the same thing my mom always tells me about writing dumb jokes about hot nobodies and we all know that’s not true either.
For once, I’m doing a post on Bella Thorne and you perverts aren’t the ones who should be consulting a lawyer. Because according to my sources, this dude holding hands with our favorite teenage troublemaker is her boyfriend. And according to my research, the guy’s 23! It almost makes you degenerates look good in comparison. Almost. Anyway, I think we should all move it along just to be safe. Unless you want to be cellmates with this guy.
I’d never heard of Louise Cliffe before this, but I’ve got to tell you, I think the British model/actress has a very bright future ahead of her. Because not only does she have a killer body, she can model the hell out of a handbra. And that’s probably the #1 skill for any up-and-coming hottie to have. Well, that and the ability to make a blogger go from zero to pants fire in 2 seconds flat. Either way, I’d say Louise is all set.
I still don’t buy that Charlotte McKinney‘s a real model, and not just some Playboy wannabe who got lucky, but there’s no denying we’ve been getting some solid bikini photoshoots from her lately. First for Men’s Health, and now this one from GQ. But if you ask me, I still say those giant funbags of Charlotte’s belong in Playboy. Here’s hoping she’s doing them next…
Elle Fanning Seems Ready To Be More Famous (WWTDD)
If anyone’s ever told you that money can’t buy happiness, feel free to send them a link to this post so they can see just how wrong they were. Because that perfect booty you’re currently drooling over belongs to Italian model Elisabetta Gregoraci, and that old dude she’s with isn’t her dad, it’s her billionaire husband. And from the looks of it, that lucky bastard’s happier than any of us will ever be. Although I do appreciate him sharing the wealth, because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m feeling pretty happy just looking at Elisabetta right now.
Sienna Miller may be British, but she celebrated the Fourth of July like a full-blooded American this weekend by hitting the beach in a bikini for the paps. And the only way these pictures could’ve been any better is if the hot MILF was eating a hot dog or a popsicle or a corn dog. But I guess either Sienna wasn’t hungry or she just hates America.
I don’t know how you perverts spent your Fourth of July, but in case you didn’t shoot off enough pants fireworks this weekend, here’s something guaranteed to keep the party going: this sexy photoshoot from hottie Alysson Holt. Because it just doesn’t get much more patriotic than pictures of a busty blonde eating a popsicle in a bikini. I never paid much attention in school, but I’m 99% sure it’s how the Founding Fathers would’ve wanted us to celebrate Independence Day. So enjoy.
I was complaining about Instagram’s ridiculous “no nipple” policy the other day, and looks like it struck once again, making this killer Kendall Jenner selfie a lot more PG than I would’ve liked. So instead I guess we’ll just have to enjoy these pictures of Kendall at the Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week, because she’s a “real” fashion model now, remember? But if you ask me, I still prefer her work as a professional Instagram model, nipple or no nipple…