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Now this is more like it: after that lame, disappointing Playboy shoot, Bella Thorne‘s back to doing what she does best. AKA sticking out her tongue on Snapchat. And because I know how tough it is to properly “appreciate” those Snaps when they disappear after only a few seconds, I’ve saved some of the best ones for you below, so you can really take your time with them. We’re talking a full 30-45 seconds. Enjoy.
I know I say this about a lot of hotties, but for my money, Tanya Mityushina here is one of the hottest women on the planet. Or at least the hottest one in Russia anyway. And before you guys say I’m just making this stuff up to try to get Tanya to marry/divorce me and don’t have any real, hard evidence to back that up, well, you’re probably right… But just check out these pictures below and try telling me I’m wrong. Hell, try telling me anything. Because I’m pretty sure you’ll be unable to speak or form a coherent sentence for a good 20 minutes after this. Enjoy!
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that most of you dudes out there probably don’t read Women’s Health, so you may have missed this one: Miranda Kerr looking smoking hot on the cover of their latest issue. But don’t worry. You won’t have to sandwich it with a copy of Playboy at the newsstand or ask your girlfriends to buy it for you, because I’ve got the photoshoot for you perverts below. (You’re welcome.)
When I first heard Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid were wearing body paint for a new photoshoot/lesbian fantasy for W Magazine, I got pretty excited. But then I checked out the pictures… And I don’t know what the hell these two think they’re doing, but they’re definitely not doing it right. I guess this is supposed to be “art” or something? But it’s just confusing the hell out of the Little Tuna.
Unless you’re one of those freaks that loves “the changing leaves” and sweater weather, I think we can all agree that fall pretty much sucks. But in case any of you out there are still feeling a little down about the fact that
summer bikini season is officially over, here’s something guaranteed to get you back up: Canadian hottie Celeste Desjardins. I’m telling you, just look at these pictures for 30-45 seconds, 3-20 times a day and I promise you’ll be feeling better in no time.
Last night the presidential candidates roasted each other, but all our attention was the boobs behind Donald. I couldn’t pay attention to anything he said!
I know Hailee Steinfeld is trying to get taken seriously as a young up-and-coming hottie these days. But if she really wants to follow in Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift‘s footsteps and become a huge star, forget releasing Autotuned pop songs and doing boring photoshoots like this. She should be releasing dirty selfies on Snapchat and doing busty shoots on Instagram. That’s just Hottie 101.
It’s a good thing Dove Cameron is legal now, because otherwise, I have a feeling someone was definitely getting in trouble for this latest photoshoot from the Disney Channel star/super-cutie. And actually, I still might. According to these baristas, if I don’t put my pants back on and leave this Starbucks, they’re going to have to call the police. Prudes. Anyway, you guys go ahead and enjoy these pictures while I start booking it from the cops.
Oh man. I guess all these years of giving Maxim sh%t and saying how the fashion mags do hotter photoshoots than they do finally worked. Because this shoot they just did with busty SI supermodel Hannah Ferguson is one of the hottest things I’ve seen in weeks. It’s definitely hotter than anything Playboy‘s done in months. Not that that’s saying much these days, but still. I’m impressed. Enjoy! And keep ’em coming, please.
So yeah, remember how last time I did a post on an Alexis Ren photoshoot, I said she was born to wear a bikini? Well, turns out I was wrong. But see, I just came across this latest photoshoot Alexis did and don’t get me wrong, she still looks smoking hot in a bikini. But it turns out she was actually born to wear nothing at all. I guess I’m not too surprised. I just hope she realizes that too and there’s more where these came from. A lot more.