Johnny Depp Is Hollywood’s Most Overpaid Actor (DLISTED)
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
I guess Lindsey Pelas was getting tired of me always calling Bella Thorne my #1 Snapchat hottie, because she’s been posting some seriously busty goodness on social media lately. And if that’s all it takes to get a steady dose of Lindsey’s funbags delivered to our phones on a daily basis… Then I guess I need to keep calling Bella my #1. (Here’s hoping this works.)
Between that Barbara Palvin shoot yesterday and now this one from Elsa Hosk, I’m pretty sure lui just became my new #1 favorite magazine. So what if I’ve never read a single issue? When the pictures are this good, you don’t even need articles. Playboy could really learn a thing or two from these guys. Yow!
Maybe it’s just because I’m a grinch when it comes to the holidays, but I’ve never really understood the whole “ugly Christmas sweater” fad. I mean, Victoria Justice is one of my all-time favorite hotties and even she can’t make me like these things. So forget the stupid cheesy sweaters, ladies. “Sexy Christmas lingerie” would make for a way better annual tradition, if you ask me.
–Tomi Lahren is the hottest right winger ever!
–Super hot chick knows how to bribe
–Mariah Carey’s Xmas Boobies
–Demi Rose See-Through to the Thong
–Olivia Munn is see through
–Amanda Seyfried’s is busting out
–Monsters huge booty
–Hot nerds will blow your pants off
–Carla Howe gets naughty
Jourdan Dunn In A Little Bikini (Egotastic)
I don’t know what happened to Barbara Palvin. It seemed like she was all set to become the next big thing in the modeling world, and then all those wannabes like the Hadids and the Baldwins and Jenner sisters took over and we stopped getting any new photoshoots from this hottie. But she just did a sexy new shoot for lui, and if this doesn’t make people start paying attention to Barbara again, I don’t know what will. Yow!
It feels like I’ve been trying to get Sarah Hyland to fulfill her true hottie potential for years now. And the only person who’s actually been listening to my advice has been Ariel Winter… But whatever. I figure one of these days, Sarah will finally realize that the key to a successful career in Hollywood in 2016 requires posting daily bikini and/or booty selfies on Instagram. And until then, showing off her cute little cleavage in Marie Claire is a good start. I’ll take it!
You know how all those Samsung phones started catching on fire a while back and they had to do that big recall? Well, I think I might have finally uncovered the reason: I think it probably had something to do with guys looking at Emily Ratajkowski‘s Instagram. Because I don’t know about you dudes, but I’m definitely overheating right now. They might have to recall my sweatpants pretty soon too.
I’d make sure you’re sitting down for this one, because I’ve got some big news. And no, it’s not that Bella Hadid went topless for this Paper Magazine photoshoot. It’s that she actually made a few new faces for it too. I know, I can barely believe it myself. But maybe the trick is to just get her topless for every shoot. I mean, it’s worth a shot, right? Whatever works.
I guess Dove Cameron is trying to change her image from sweet innocent to hipster doofus. Here she is doing some photoshoot doing all the cliche shots. Airstream check. Desert check. overpriced ugly vintage clothes check. Just get naked and show your tits already. That’s how you do it right.