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Sorry Lindsey Pelas, but I think I’ve found my new favorite Snapchat bust show, courtesy of Abby Dowse here. Now, I’m not entirely sure what Abby does for work, but here’s hoping she can figure out a way to turn “giving me a pants fire via social media” into a full-time job. Because I can tell she’s already a total pro at it.
According to my sources, Katharine McPhee hit the beach in Miami over the weekend, and gave us a great look at her and her funbags in a bikini. Now, I’ve been never a big swimmer, but I think it could definitely help if I could just get my hands on a pair of personal floatation devices like Katharine’s. Just to be clear, I don’t think it would help me swim, but it would definitely help me enjoy being in the water a whole lot more.
I know I’m starting to sound like a broken record saying how Kendall Jenner only became a “real” model because of her rich parents, and how she’d just be another hot Insta-wannabe with any other last name. But then she does a photoshoot like this one for Allure Magazine and I’m sorry, I know Kendall’s super-cute but she’s just doing it all wrong. I mean, everyone knows real models don’t wear anything under their see-through dresses. It’s just Fashion Model 101. And Kendall should know better by now.
You know I’m always on the lookout for the next big thing in the ultra-competitive world of “busty hotties with giant funbags” and I think I’ve finally found one. So I want you all to meet Elle Brittain. And remember that name. You know, assuming you’re still able to remember your own name after looking at these pictures of the busty blonde Aussie hottie. Take your time.
I thought I had a good job, getting to write about hotties in bikinis from my couch in sweatpants 5 days a week, but turns out there’s an even better gig out there: getting paid to apply makeup to Ariel Winter‘s booty. I didn’t even realize that was a thing, let alone something you could do for money. So, where do I send in my resume?
I love that Snapchat has officially become the new place for busty hotties to show off their funbags for their fans. And here’s a few of my favorite Snaps from my new favorite social media star Iryna Ivanova. I still haven’t figured out how hotties make any money off this thing, but as long as the pictures keep coming, I’d be happy to get out my checkbook for Iryna anytime. How much?
You know how Samsung had to recall all those Note 7s because they were just “spontaneously” bursting into flames? Are we 100% sure that was because of a mechanical defect and not just because everybody was looking at Bella Thorne‘s nude Snapchat selfies 24/7? Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m definitely feeling temperatures start to rise over here after this latest round. Yow!
I was wondering why we don’t see more of Adriana Lima these days, so I looked her up, and turns out she’s 35 now. Which is pretty much the official retirement age for a lingerie model. Especially at Victoria’s Secret, where there’s always some new young hottie coming for your wings. But the good news is, it looks like Adriana still has a promising future modeling leggings for the company. It seems like all aging models end up showcasing fitness wear. But few of them look as good doing it as Adriana does. So enjoy.