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In case you missed Denise Schaefer the last time I did a post on her, trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this. Because the Peruvian model’s latest bikini shoot is so damn hot, I’m going to have to take a long, cold shower in order to get any more work done today. We’re talking 30-45 seconds, even. So wish me luck, and enjoy.
So apparently Tila Tequila is on Celebrity Big Brother this year, so I guess her phone sex business isn’t going so well. And I can’t say I’m surprised. It’s not like Tila’s voice is her best attribute, if you catch my drift. Anyway, I don’t know how much time she can take off, but at least it’s a job you can do from anywhere. Hopefully even the Big Brother House, fingers crossed. I just got my mom to let me use her credit card.
Here’s nerd queen Emma Watson in Madrid for a screening of her new movie Regression, and yeah, I still think she should be using some of that sweet, sweet Harry Potter money to buy a new pair of bolt-ons or a better (i.e. more revealing) wardrobe. But I can’t lie, she still looks super-cute, even if I think she’s being totally irresponsible with her money.
Since this video is about confessions, I have a confession I’d like to share to you; I had a crush on Bette Midler when I was a kid. So happy I got that off my chest!
Sorry guys, but I’ll never understand what you sickos see in Kim Kardashian. Here’s the chubby porn star/mom in the 10th anniversary issue of C California Style Magazine, whatever the hell that is. And even topless and Photoshopped, yeah, I still don’t get it. Oh well. At least I know some of you weirdos out there like this stuff, so enjoy, I guess?
She may have tried to hide from the paps, but luckily, I’ve got a photographic memory when it comes to no-name hotties with killer booties — it’s one of my hidden talents — so I was still able to recognize Chantel Jeffries here. And if my memory serves, I think she was banging Bieber at one point, which kind of bugged me at first. But then I checked out Chantel’s Instagram, and you know what? I instantly forgot all about that tiny loser. It’s just another one of my many talents. Enjoy.
I know I say this pretty much every time I do one of these posts, but this time I really mean it: I think today’s InstaBabe Lyna Perez might be our hottest one yet. But don’t just take my word for it, I’ve got scientific proof to back it up. And judging by the temperature readings in my pants, Lyna’s Instagram is off the freakin’ charts. So enjoy, but just make sure you’ve got a fire extinguisher handy before you watch the clip below…
Believe it or not, but even though I spend most of my day on the couch, I don’t watch a ton of daytime TV. So I don’t know much when it comes to soap operas, even though they combine a few of my favorite things: interchangeable hotties, terrible writing and twins. But according to my sources, Chrishell Stause here is some big soap star, which means I guess I have to start watching this stuff after all. Because with actresses this talented, I bet it makes for great TV. On mute, at least.