- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
Ariana Grande is a hot chick. Sure she may have had major amounts of cosmetic surgery because she looks nothing like her childhood photos. But that’s OK because it’s not like I’m marrying her and having children. I don’t have to worry that my child will look like a monster and nothing like her mom. That’s the problem when you date a chick who has had a lot of work done, which is pretty much every social media star and celebrity. How do you explain to your ugly kid, that mommy is a fake and when you grow up you can have all the plastic surgery too. Anyway, just be careful when a dealing with a chick who has been under the knife. Maybe use a condom.
OK, so the Kendall Jenner Love Magazine video was a complete fail, and I was hoping that this Alessandra Ambrosio would be better, but I stopped watchign the video after 5 seconds when I realized once again they took a hot chick in a bikini and tried to make it arty. F#ck off! What’s wrong with millennials. Just take the girl, get her on her hands and knees, a$$ up and call it a day! Simple, yet effective!
As you guys probably know, one of my favorite things to do at work is to find new hotties for us all to drool over. As for my other favorite thing… I’m pretty sure I can’t type it out. This is still a family site, after all. Anyway, point is, I want you guys to meet my latest find, Christen Harper. I don’t know much about her just yet, but after this killer lingerie shoot, I can already tell I’m going to be a big fan. Enjoy.
So Love Magazine is back making hipster videos with celebrities and models, even though the hipster culture is over just like the man bun. Anyway, they got Kendall Jenner channeling Marilyn Monroe very poorly. This is the worse Marilyn Monroe impression I have ever seen. Did they run out of budget for hair and makeup? Fail.
Bella Thorne and Miley Cyrus have the tongue out pose, Madison Beer is working on her signature move and that is placing her thumb on her big juicy lips. It works for me. However, I think if she wants to take her social media career to the next level, she going to have to incorporate the tongue too. Her male fans need the money shot every once in a while. It’s what keeps
me us following.
–Gues the booty?
–Devin Windsor is super hot and sexy
–Kate Hudson’s sexy midriff
–Dutch Model Anouk van Kleef see-through wet bikini
–Bachelor star Corinne Olympios’ booty
–Hailey Baldwin’s booty pop
–K-Pop Girls are friggin’ hot
–Wow!Myla Dalbesio will blow your pants off
–Super cute gingers
–Demi Rose will cause a pant fire
Once again, I stumbled upon a Russian Instagram model who looks like every other Russian model, but is fine as f%$k. Meet Anya and she doesn’t have a last name, that is until now. Anya Tuna. I like how it sounds and I think once I save enough money, she will be mine. Anyway, check her out and enjoy her little catwalk.
I have no clue who this low budget Selena Gomez is, but she goes by the name Becky G and here she is in Seventeen Magazine. Don’t worry though, Becky is 20-years-old which makes it safe for us to go out and buy a copy. That is if you’re sad and pathetic because these pictures are tame as f%@k!. Anyway, hoping the next time I post her she is in much less clothing,
Wait! No tongue pic! Girl is slipping!
It’s funny when an Instagram model, who is a solid 7 with a 10 body snaps “Dork Alert” as if she really believes that. Clearly, Emily Ratajkowski hasn’t been around many dorks in her lifetime. I think it’s time she heads to a comic convention and learns what average dorks look and act like. She should call this dork, I’d be her date!