This Babe Belongs In A Bikini (WWTDD)
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Pretty sure I’ve introduced you perverts to Celeste Bright here before, but just in case you missed it the last time, consider this your reminder that the blonde hottie is a total pants fire. Not to mention, 20 times hotter than Bella Hadid and the rest of those so-called models/rich kids out there. So enjoy these, and remember Celeste’s name, because I have a feeling this isn’t the last we’ve seen of her. At least, I sure hope not.
The great thing about Memorial Day Weekend being the unofficial start of summer is that it’s also the official start of hot nobody bikini season. So here’s Vanderpump Rules “star” Raquel Leviss at some pool party in Las Vegas to help kick things off. And it’s a good start, but I’m looking forward to seeing a whole lot more (skin) from here on out. Enjoy!
OK, I think we need to have an intervention for Bella Hadid and/or the fashion industry or something. Because somehow everybody let themselves be convinced that Bella’s a real model, even though she’s A) not that hot and B) only has one look she can do in pictures. Anyway, luckily, she’s looking a little chilly here, so these pictures aren’t a total loss, but someone needs to get this girl some modeling lessons and a new face. It’s not like her rich parents can’t afford it.
According to my sources, Rihanna‘s a model for Christian Dior now, and this latest photoshoot is supposed to help the company sell sunglasses or something. And personally, I think any excuse that gets us more pictures of Rihanna is a great idea, but if they really wanted to help sales, they should’ve just let her dress herself. Because something like this would’ve definitely gotten me reaching into my pants… I meant for my wallet, you sickos. Jeez.
Apparently it’s already time to crown another Miss USA, and once again, those jerks didn’t ask me to be a judge even though everyone knows I have years of experience judging women in bikinis. But it’s not like I’m bitter or anything. Anyway, here’s last year’s winner Olivia Jordan to help kick things off. Although I don’t know why they don’t just start with the swimsuit portion of the competition. Actually, I’m not sure why the entire thing isn’t just the swimsuit portion. And yes, great ideas like that are just one more reason I should be a judge at this thing… Oh well. Maybe next year.
I knew Kendall Jenner still needed work if she wanted to get serious about this whole professional supermodel thing, but I had no idea she needed this much work. Because here she is leaving the airport and wearing her lingerie over her t-shirt. What gives? I mean, unless she’s still totally whacked out on Ambien from her flight, there’s just no excuse for this. And either way, I expected better from Kendall.
I’m sure you guys are all currently enjoying your day off, but in case you haven’t noticed, I’m still hard at work today. (Stop laughing, I haven’t gotten to the jokes yet.) Because the way I see it, if hotties in bikinis aren’t taking the day off, neither should I. And it’s a good thing I didn’t, because Bella Thorne just delivered some of her hottest Snapchat and bikini booty action in months, and it’s pictures like this that make my heroic sacrifice of holiday day-drinking all worth it. So enjoy, and you’re welcome in advance.
Bella Thorne exibe corpão em ensaio fotográfico. A atriz da Disney, Bella Thorne, de 18 anos fez um ensaio fotográfico na última semana. A gata exibiu seu corpo lindo e maravilhoso na praia de Malibu na Califórnia. Bella ficou conhecida por ser uma das protagonistas da série "No Ritmo" da Disney. #bellathorne #sessaodefotos #atriz #disney #thefofoca
However you’re getting to spend your long weekend this Memorial Day, I guarantee it wasn’t half as fun as the lucky bastards at Drai’s Las Vegas. Because here’s Jennifer Lopez in a bikini hosting some pool party called Carnival Del Sol, and no offense to going to a BBQ with your extended family, but yeah, getting to hang out with J-Lo in a bikini sounds just a little bit better. But hey, at least on the bright side, we still get to enjoy the pictures.