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For years now, I’ve been writing about how far these so-called “men’s” magazines like Maxim have fallen. They used to be relevant (and actually publish photoshoots of hotties worth drooling over). But now? Well, put it this way: they named a rich kid/fake model/Instagram wannabe Hailey Baldwin #1 on their annual Hot 100 list. And I think that tells you all you really need to know. Sad!
Because the only thing better than one hot model going topless is two (or more) of them, here’s Victoria’s Secret model/instant pants fire Elsa Hosk doing a new photoshoot with a hot friend and some very lucky clam shells. Although personally, I think this shoot could’ve been even hotter if those were tuna cans. Or maybe that’s just me.
I don’t know who told Alyssa Arce this top counts as a shirt, but whoever it is, I want to shake their hand. Because this is some seriously impressive underboob Alyssa’s got on display. And I don’t know much about fashion, but here’s hoping this look takes off as a major fashion trend. Yow!
I don’t know what Jessica Lowndes has been up to ever since that 90210 reboot of hers went off the air, and I’m way too lazy to look it up. But I do know that I just came across this bikini photoshoot from Jessica, and if you ask me, she’s definitely got a bright future as a professional
bikini model hot nobody who takes free beach trips with rich millionaires. And if that isn’t the American Dream, I don’t know what is.
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–I would eat these two booties
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I keep telling you guys that Nicole Scherzinger is in the middle of some kind of major hotness comeback right now. I’m pretty sure this is our third post in under two weeks. And it’s all thanks to social media. If you ask me, more
washed-up former hotties should try it. The way I see it, it’s way easier to make an Instagram profile than get yourself on a reality show. Plus, it cuts out the middleman. This way, the cleavage goes straight to the fans. No filter. Enjoy.
It must be tough to grow up in the Kardashian family, and constantly hearing about Kim and how “sexy” her gross, oversized booty is. It’s got to really screw a person up. But I’m glad to see Kendall Jenner made it out OK. Because here she is showing off her perfectly normal-sized booty in a thong for her latest photoshoot. And if you ask me, I’ll take Kendall’s over that fake stuff any day.
OK, so maybe this isn’t quite as NSFW as you might have been hoping for from that headline, but hey, this is still a family site, remember? Anyway, still, here’s Bella Thorne rubbing one out in a restaurant and if you ask me, this is a total double standard. How come when Bella does it, it’s super-hot and gets her a few hundred thousand more followers on Snapchat, but when I do it, it’s “gross” and gets me banned for life from Starbucks? Sometimes life just isn’t fair.
I know I like to make fun of Sara Jean Underwood for convincing her loyal
perverts fans into crowdfunding her hot nobody do-nothing lifestyle, but honestly, I guess it’s not all that different than getting some rich billionaire to do it. And at least this way, the rest of us get to benefit from all these busty pictures too. So make sure to keep donating, guys. We’re all counting on you.
I don’t know how many more seasons Modern Family has left, but I guess Ariel Winter must be trying to start figuring out what she’s going to do once the show is over. Because here she is attempting to be a bikini model for Refinery29. And don’t get me wrong, she’s definitely got the
body funbags for it, but personally, I still like her Instagram modeling better.
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