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Canned Tuna

August 22nd, 2017

Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell Hacked! (TMZ)

Elizabeth Hurley Having Full-Blown Boob Breakdown; We Benefit (Egotastic)
Porn Star Kim K Cuddles With Kids (TooFab)

Margot Robbie’s Royal Hotness Transformation (DLISTED)
Chloe Grace Moretz Is Back On The Market (MoeJackson)

Olivia Culpo Gets Leggy, Braless, Chesty, And Damn Sexy, Oh My! (Popoholic)

Carole Radziwill Wise Ancient Insta Tit (WWTDD)
Sarah Jessica Parker Lost Her Mind During The Solar Eclipse (IDLYITW)

Sarah Hyland Is Working On Her Fitness

August 22nd, 2017

Sarah Hyland

I’m glad to see that Sarah Hyland is finally starting to get the hang of this whole hot nobody thing and really committing to the Instagram hottie lifestyle: posting videos from the gym, posting cleavage shots before, after and during her workout. She even came up with a genius new idea: the bikini gym workout. I’m just so proud. …Pride’s one of the emotions you feel in your pants, right? Either way, I’m feeling a lot of whatever you call it.




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Paris Hilton Still Exist

August 22nd, 2017

Paris Hilton

Remember Paris Hilton? You know, the OG hot nobody-turned-porn star-turned-“celebrity”… But I guess people haven’t been paying enough attention to her lately, because apparently now she’s starting to act just like every other wannabe fame-seeker out there: signing up for Snapchat and posting mirror selfies. I’d say it’s sad to see how far she’s fallen, but honestly, this isn’t that much different than what she used to do, paying off the paparazzi to follow her every move. And at least this way, we get more bikini pictures out of the deal.

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AJ Michalka And Aly Michalka Make A Great Pair

August 22nd, 2017

I know I haven’t done a post on AJ and Aly Michalka in long time, but I’m not going to lie, I got pretty excited when I heard that they did a photoshoot for Playboy. I mean, it’s got everything a pervert could want: a pair of hot sisters, who haven’t been famous in a while, and are probably looking to restart their 15 minutes of fame by any means necessary… In Playboy. But then I saw the pictures. And they’re fine. But not anywhere close to what me and the Little Tuna were thinking. What gives? I thought Playboy was back to doing nudity again. What a waste.

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Jennifer Lopez Cougaring In Paper Magazine

August 22nd, 2017

Jennifer Lopez

I guess Jennifer Lopez is trying to stay relevant even though she hasn’t had a hit single in years? All I know is, I haven’t done a post on her in practically a year, and now here’s J-Lo showing off her booty for Paper Magazine. And maybe it’s just me, but it kind of looks like she’s in drag, right? Anyway, I know it’s probably tough out there for an aging hottie, so if J-Lo wants to feel young again by hooking up with a younger man, she knows where to find me: in my mom’s basement.

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Daily Tuna

August 22nd, 2017

Canned Tuna

August 21st, 2017

Taylor Swift Eradicated All Of Her Social Media Content Kesha (DLISTED)
Britney Spears Does Bonnie (TooFab)

Check These Corona Babes (TMZ)

Jessica Chastain Is One Hot Ginger (Moe Jackson)
Kate Upton Busts Out Her Ginormous Cleavage On Jimmy Fallon (Popholic)

Nadeea Volianova Sexy Bikini Photoshoot (Egotastic)
White House Hottie Hope Hicks (WWTDD)

Emily Ratajkowski Works Her Booty On Social Media

August 21st, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

So, unless you didn’t hear from everyone on the news or your Facebook feed or wherever, there’s going to be a solar eclipse this afternoon and you’re not supposed to stare directly into it, otherwise you’ll “go blind” and “burn your retinas” or blah blah blah. But forget all that for now, because I’m here to warn you about something way more dangerous: these new pictures of Emily Ratajkowski‘s booty. You have to be careful not to stare directly at them for too long, otherwise I’m being told it could cause permanent damage to your pants region. So if you want to be able to enjoy these safely, here’s directions for how to make a pinhole camera. And don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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McKayla Maroney’s Big Cleavage Show

August 21st, 2017

McKayla Maroney

I know it’s a tough world out there for former Olympians. I guess there’s just not really much work for professional trampoliners and shotputters. And that’s why I’ve been really glad to see former gold medal-winning gymnast McKayla Maroney find herself a second career as a professional Instagram model/hot nobody. This is so much better than wasting that killer cleavage of hers inside one of those orange Home Depot vests.

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Hannah Ferguson’s Booty In A Thong Bikini

August 21st, 2017

I know I like to rag on the fact that anybody with a smartphone, a bikini, and a mirror can become a “model” these days, thanks to Instagram. But then I think about it this way: when anyone can be an Instagram model, that also means that every real model has to be on Instagram. Which gets us amazing Insta-shoots like this from Hannah Ferguson. And just to be clear, more bikini pictures from super-hot supermodels wins out over fewer bikini pictures every time. So, enjoy.

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Bella Thorne Twerks In A Thong

August 21st, 2017

Bella Thorne

OK, so I know some of you out there don’t appreciate Bella Thorne and her hard work as much as me and the Little Tuna do… But I’m sorry, you guys are certifiably crazy if you look at these GIFs of Bella shaking her ass in a thong and decide to write me whiny emails complaining about our coverage instead of running to your nearest Starbucks bathroom to lock yourself in for a little private time. Speaking of which, I’d better go before these barista prudes call the cops on me again. I’m already on my 30th strike.



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Emma Stone Does Marie Claire

August 21st, 2017

Emma Stone

Emma Stone is a pretty sweet looking ginger, but I have to say she is even sweeter as a blond in this latest Marie Claire photoshoot. As they say blonds have more fun, and I couldn’t agree more. Now can we get this chick in some lingerie or swimsuits?

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Peyton List In A Little Bikini

August 21st, 2017

Peyton List

According to people who know these kinds of things, my new favorite former Disney hottie Peyton List is in Singapore. At least judging from these latest Snapchats of her at the pool, anyway. Although I don’t really understand how you can look at these pictures of Peyton in a bikini and focus on anything else. I’m being told there’s a city skyline behind her, but personally, I haven’t been able to see it yet. Maybe it’s like one of those Magic Eye things?

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