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Doutzen Kroes Swimsuit Pictures Are Amazing

March 31st, 2015

Doutzen Kroes

Normally, whenever I see a hottie like Doutzen Kroes at the beach, I like to make some crack about wanting to take them out motorboating. But I figure it’s probably time to switch it up a bit. Mostly because, for some reason, I still haven’t had anybody take me up on my offer. And seeing these pictures of Doutzen in Miami is giving me a great idea. I forget what this dumb beach paddle ball game is called, but I can think of a whole bunch of other fun ways the two of us could use those paddles. Call me!

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Canned Tuna

March 31st, 2015

Mariah Carey Busts Out Big Time!!! (Lainey Gossip)
OMG!This Girl’s Boobs Are Amazing (The Chive)

Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures (The Superficial)
Nobody Loves Megan Fox Like Megan Fox (Fishwrapper)

Mariah Carey Might Be Dating Brett Ratner (DLISTED)
Taylor Swift’s Super Long Legs (Moe Jackson)

Miley Cyrus‘ Beer Shower (DS nsfw)
Hilary Duff Busting Out Her Ginormous Bosom! (Popoholic)

Kylie Jenner Is Still In A Bikini (IDLYITW)
Kaley Cuoco Cleavtastic In Crop Top Flashes Abs After Yoga Class (Egotastic)

Demi Lovato‘s Booty Is Solid (WWTDD)

Josie Maran’s Bikini Comeback

March 31st, 2015

Josie Maran

I haven’t done a post on Josie Maran in over 5 years, so to be honest, I’d forgotten all about my former favorite hot mess. But then I saw these pictures of her at the beach in Miami and all those fond memories came flooding back to me and my pants region. Anyway, it looks like our big reunion is going to have to be put on hold for now though, because that barista who was eying me funny just called his manager over to remind me about their strict no “no pants” policy. Prudes.

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Rihanna Knows How To Dress!

March 31st, 2015

Rihanna

I’ve always said that Rihanna knows how to dress, and I’m a big fan of this outfit she wore to the M$$ X WT launch in New York. Whatever the f@&k that is. That said, I do have a little constructive criticism: I think next time she should ditch the hat and that jacket. All those weird scribbles are distracting me from ogling Rihanna properly.

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Hannibal Buress Rips Heckler

March 31st, 2015

The best part of any comedy show is when the comedian tears apart a heckler or a loud obnoxious audience member.

Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Playmate Ever!

March 31st, 2015

Last time I did a post on Charlie Riina here, I promised you perverts that I’d try to find more pictures of the Canadian hottie as often as I could. And since I’m guessing there probably aren’t too many of you out there with an up-to-date subscription to Slovakian Playboy, here’s Charlie’s April cover shoot. I’ve only got the cover for now, because I’m assuming the rest of the pictures were so hot, they made the paper they were printed on spontaneously combust. But stay tuned and hopefully there’ll be a whole lot more where this came from… Fingers crossed.

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Tara Reid Bikini Pictures Are Interesting

March 31st, 2015

Tara Reid

Remember the days when Tara Reid was the hottest thing around and seeing her at the beach was actually cause for celebration? Sorry, I’m just trying to think happier thoughts after coming across these, because one look at Tara in a bikini these days is enough to send the Little Tuna into hiding so deep you’d think he was in the witness protection program. Yikes. Next please.

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Bar Refaeli Really Works It Good

March 31st, 2015

Bar Refaeli

I know some of you probably think I’m nuts for calling Bar Refaeli only my second-favorite Bar in Hollywood. And after this latest shoot she did for Marie Claire Mexico, I hear you — there’s no denying Bar is a serious hottie. Anyway, I’m not sure why they went with the boxing theme, but all I know is, my pants region is going to be black and blue after this. Ow!

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Daily Tuna

March 31st, 2015

-ScarJo’s boobs have shrunk!
-OMG! Queen of the selfie
-Lady GaGa gets bald and topless
-These legs are trouble

-Sophia Bush is busting out
-These archery girls really hit the spot
-Time for sexy girls in sports bras!
-Model dancing in her undies

Lauren Layne Picture Moment

March 31st, 2015
         
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Tetyana Veryovkina Bikini Pictures

March 30th, 2015

Tetyana Veryovkina

I did a post on this Ukrainian hottie a while back and then forgot about her — it’s not easy keeping track of all the hot models I post on the site. But here’s Tetyana Veryovkina at the beach in Miami and after getting a second look at this perfect body of hers, I don’t think I’m going to be forgetting Tetyana again any time soon. That bikini booty is burned into my brain. And my retinas. Hmm, maybe I should move a couple inches back from my screen…

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Canned Tuna

March 30th, 2015

Madonna Does Taylor Swift! (DLISTED)
Chicks With Huge Gaps (The Chive)

Trevor Noah To Take Over The Daily Show (Lainey Gossip)
Charlotte McKinney Does Side Boob (The Superficial)

Kaley Cuoco Couldn’t Be Any Cuter If She Tried (Fishwrapper)
Alessandra Ambrosio Is White Hot (Moe Jackson)

Amber Rose Topless At The beach (DS nsfw)
Kristen Stewart Gets Leggy And Curvy In Acid Wash Jeans (Popholic)

Shelly Scholten Bikini Pictures Flash Sweet Seat Meat In Malibu (Egotastic)
Rumer Willis Booty Is Awesome (WWTDD)

Lauren Stoner Belongs In A Bikini

March 30th, 2015

Lauren Stoner

I always have trouble remembering who Lauren Stoner is and what she does for work, but considering we only ever seem to see her in a bikini at the beach, that narrows it down to three things: model, reality star, and/or some rich dude’s arm candy. But on the off-chance Lauren’s looking for a new line of work, I’ve been trying to find an assistant for years now. And best of all, she wouldn’t even have to change her uniform. My mom’s basement The Tuna Headquarters is a casual, pants-free office.

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Zendaya Needs To Work On Her Face

March 30th, 2015

Zendaya

So the good news is that Zendaya here is 18 now, so you perverts don’t have to worry about getting sent up the river for looking at these pictures of the Disney Channel star putting on a leg show at the iHeartRadio Music Awards. But in case your eyes haven’t made it up that far yet, Zendaya could use some serious work on her red carpet face. If you ask me, I think she needs a little one-on-one time with the Tuna… For entirely unrelated reasons. I just figured I’d throw that out there now in case she was reading. Call me!

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