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February 16th, 2018

Hot Models Do The Walk (TMZ)
Tommy Lee Is Engaged To Social Media Star Brittany Furlan (DLISTED)

Mandy Moore ‘Baffled’ by Trump’s ‘Shameful’ Speech About Shooting (TooFab)
Kate Upton Busts Out Her Ginormous Super Cleavage (Popoholic)

Sweet SI Goodness (MoeJackson)

Paris Hilton Is Paris Hilton In New Video Directed By Fiancé (WWTDD)
Gorgeous Tyra Banks Shapely Figure On The Red Carpet (Egotastic)

Alexis Ren’s Booty Inspector Job Needed

February 16th, 2018

Alexis Ren

I know you guys think I’ve got a pretty sweet job, considering all I have to do is creep Instagram for pictures of hotties and crack dumb jokes five days a week. I don’t even have to get dressed. And normally, I’d agree with you. But after watching this behind-the-scenes video of Alexis Ren doing her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue photoshoot, I’m not sure so anymore. Because sure, I may get to enjoy the pictures, but these lucky bastards get a front row, hands-on seat. I think I got into the wrong line of work.

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Rita Ora Is Topless

February 16th, 2018

Rita Ora

I guess Rita Ora‘s music career isn’t going too well these days, because she’s been doing an awful lot of modeling lately. Mostly on social media, but here she is doing a legit photoshoot. I’m not sure what exactly she’s supposed to be modeling in these artsy black-and-white shots. I think it might be her sideboob? Either way, I’d buy it.

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Emily Ratajkowski Works The Streets

February 16th, 2018

Emily Ratajkowski

I know I like to talk a lot of trash about the state of the modeling industry, and how it’s practically 90% rich kid wannabes and professional Insta-hotties these days, but then I see something like this new lingerie photoshoot from a genuine supermodel like Emily Ratajkowski and it totally restores my faith in this business. And the fire in my pants region. Yow.

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Britney Spears Will Pump You Up

February 16th, 2018

Britney Spears

I’m not gonna lie, back in the day, I was convinced Britney Spears was all washed up, and that it was all over for her. Unless she went on Dancing With the Stars or something. But she’s really managed to turn it around and make a major comeback. And I’m seriously impressed. Just to be clear, I’m talking about her hotness here, not her career. I’m not really sure how that one’s going, but the other is off the charts!


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February 16th, 2018

Edita Vilkeviciute Picture Moment

February 16th, 2018
         
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Canned Tuna

February 15th, 2018

Liz Hurley Still Trying To Be Young (TMZ)
Piers Morgan Says Omarosa Was A Homophobe During “Celebrity Apprentice” (DLISTED)

Why the Trump Administration Should Start Bracing for Hurricane Stormy Daniels (TooFab)
Blake Lively Shows Off Her Ultra Sexy/Fit Body And Bodacious Bosom (Popoholic)

Rita Ora‘s Sweet Leg Show (MoeJackson)

Kate Upton Face Plants Off Rock Topless (WWTDD)
Demi Rose Mawby Incredible Figure In A Sexy Swimsuit (Egotastic)

Kate Upton Topless Goodness

February 15th, 2018

Kate Upton

I don’t know if people are starting to get bored of Kate Upton or what, but it feels like we don’t see nearly as much of the busty hottie as we used to. And that’s a shame, because she’s still a total pants fire in a bikini. But the good news is Kate made the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue again, and the even better news is they had her model one of my all-time favorite swimsuits: the hand bra.

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Miley Cyrus Does Valentine’s Day

February 15th, 2018

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I’m guessing you guys probably heard, but according to my sources it was Valentine’s Day yesterday. And at first I thought it was a little weird I didn’t hear from my former crush Miley Cyrus. But then I remembered that’s just our thing. You know, where I drool over her in lingerie and she pretends not to know/care that I exist. It’s one of the world’s greatest love stories. Anyway, I’m pretty sure these pictures were meant for me, not this Liam Hemsworth dude, but I’m happy to share, so enjoy.

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Bella Thorne’s Pop Music Is Fake As F%ck

February 15th, 2018

Bella Thorne

I know because I love Bella Thorne, I’m supposed to pretend that she’s a real musical artist and not just another Autotuned wannabe/professional social media star. But I’m sorry. I just can’t do it. This “song” is generic garbage. Anyway, even though I may not enjoy Bella’s music, at least I can still enjoy her music videos… on mute.

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Kendall Jenner Is Still Pretending To Be A Real Model

February 15th, 2018

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I’m not really sure what’s weirder about this new Kendall Jenner photoshoot, that a sneaker company hired someone famous for doing nothing all day to be their official spokesmodel, or that their new clothing line seems to include a track suit with a denim skirt. I don’t know if Adidas is trying to get into the fashion business or what, but that’s almost as ridiculous as the idea of calling Kendall a real supermodel. Oh wait.

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February 15th, 2018

Yara Khmidan Picture Moment

February 15th, 2018
         
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