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Last time I did a post on Ekaterina Zueva, it was pretty much love at first sight with me and this busty Russian hottie. And this latest round of pictures just settles it. I mean, she’s got everything I look for in a woman: a killer body and an allergy to wearing clothes. I’m telling you, we’d be perfect together! I’d better start brushing up on how to say “Will you divorce me?” in Russian. This is going to be my most romantic Twitter proposal yet.
I guess Emily Ratajkowski has officially given up on acting and gone back to real modeling, because I just came across this new photoshoot she did in New York. And don’t get me wrong, there’s some good shots in here. Especially this one. But I still think Emily should just devote herself to Instagram modeling full-time. (Or Snapchat.) It’s a much better use of her, uh, natural talents.
I know we don’t usually see Alessandra Ambrosio wearing this much clothing. Normally, we’re used to seeing the #1 hottest MILF of all-time in a bikini (which is how she got to #1 of all-time status in the first place). But it’s good to get a little variety every once in a while. And besides, Alessandra’s hot enough that she’d be an instant pants fire no matter what she’s wearing. So enjoy this new photoshoot from the Brazilian super-hottie. And don’t worry, I guarantee we’ll see her back in a bikini soon.
If you want to become an YouTube star, it’s pretty easy. Just gain a lot of weight and sing cover songs badly.
I was trying to figure out why we haven’t been seeing more of Salma Hayek these days, and it turns out the busty actress just turned 50 last month. And even though that’s normally well past retirement age for most hotties, Salma’s not most hotties. Anyway, her and her A-list cleavage just showed up on the cover of GQ Mexico this month, and I’d say she’s still got a few more years left on her 15 minutes of fame. Or another 30-45 seconds, at least. Wow!
I don’t watch many sports because I don’t gamble, but in my opinion Hockey is the only real man sport. I’m not sure if it needs fixing, but it does need Wayne Gretzky’s daughter naked on my lap when I go to one.
I don’t know about you guys, but I had a tough time getting out of bed today. Maybe it’s the weather, or maybe it’s the fact that my bed also technically counts as my office. Who knows. But whatever the reason, I know it’s not half as good as having Insta-hottie Carmella Rose in sexy lingerie in there with me. So if you’ll excuse me, I think I have to go back to bed and try dreaming about this amazing photoshoot. Yes, it’s not as good as the real thing, but it’s probably as close as I’m getting to it. Wish me luck.
I always hate it when the weather gets colder, mostly because it mean the hotties start to layer up and the Little Tuna basically goes into hibernation until next bikini season. But even if it’s not beach weather where you are anymore either, there’s still some good news: thanks to hotties like Marloes Horst and photoshoots like this, I can still get my bikini fix all fall and winter long. And I figure these ought to last me at least another
day 45 seconds. Good enough!
I guess Hailey Baldwin must’ve gotten bored of pretending to be a fashion model, because according to my sources, she’s decided to switch careers and pretend to be a fashion designer now too, after coming up with her “own” footwear line. Anyway, I don’t know much about fashion and I definitely don’t know anything about shoes, so I can’t tell you if these are any good or not, but I can tell you that I’m glad Hailey decided to model them herself, because this is a pretty sexy leg show for a fake model/designer. Enjoy.