- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
If you’re a regular reader, you probably already recognize Taylor Hill here. Considering I’ve been talking her up for months now. She’s hands down one of my favorite new Victoria’s Secret models. But I still don’t think she’s a household name yet, and I’m guessing it’s probably because Hill is such a generic last name. Luckily, I’ve got an idea though: she should take mine instead. I think Taylor Tuna’s got a pretty nice ring to it, don’t you? Anyway, just let me know if you’re interested, Taylor. I’ll start drawing up the marriage/divorce papers.
I know Russia is a big country and all, but I had no clue they had this many hot nobodies on Instagram. But it seems like every other day I’m coming across a new potential mail-order future ex-wife. And here’s my latest find, Marta Mayer. I don’t know much about her, besides the fact that she’s got a giant set of funbags and an Instagram full of pants-meltingly hot bikini and lingerie pictures… In other words, she’s just my type.
I guess Kendall Jenner‘s parents must’ve bought her a new modeling contract as a Christmas present. Because according to my sources, Kendall’s working for La Perla now, and these are some of the pictures from her latest lingerie shoot for the company. And don’t get me wrong, they’re not bad, but she’s still not exactly supermodel material. Oh well. You get what you pay for, I guess.
I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you guys today. First, the bad: looks like Bella Thorne‘s beach vacation is finally over, because it’s been at least a week with no new bikini Snapchats. But the good news is the hardest-working hottie in social media is back to sending out her daily tongue action and gym updates instead. And that’s definitely good enough for me. Enjoy!
I just heard on the news that today is supposed to be “Blue Monday,” AKA the most depressing day of the year. So I figured I’d do my part to help put you guys in a better mood this morning by posting this massive bikini photoshoot from Colombian hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio. One look at these and I guarantee you’ll be feeling better in no time. You’re welcome.
–See Through Celebs
–Whitney Cummings Shows Off Her Booty
–Miley Cyrus’ sexy midriff
–Sasha Obama first daughter bikini time
–Eugenie Bouchard’s super hot selfie
–Nicola Peltz’s leg show
–Miss Bumbum Erika Canela gets a Trump tat
–Jasmine Tookes is a sexy devil
–Tongue out hotties!
This Chick Is Hot! (Egotastic)
I know Friday the 13ths are supposed to be unlucky or whatever, but it’s a good thing I’m not superstitious. Because it’s looking like I’m going to have to go out and buy a whole bunch of lottery tickets this afternoon. See, I just found my latest Russian future ex-wife Аnastasia Verbovaia on Instagram, and there’s no way I can afford her on my blogger salary alone. So enjoy the pictures, and wish me luck!
Since you guys obviously seemed to dig those pictures I put up of Victoria Germyn last week, I figured I’d go ahead and look for a new photoshoot from the blonde bikini model for us all to enjoy. Well, technically, I was looking for her phone number so I could see if she was interested in signing up for a new agent/blogger boyfriend, but whatever, this is the next best thing, right?
Just when I thought this LOVE Advent crap was finally finished, I see they just put a new video starring Kate Upton. Do these guys not know how an advent calendar works? Pretty sure they’re not supposed to last into the second week in January. Anyway, I guess I can’t really complain, considering it’s just Kate’s giant cleavage playing hide and seek with the camera, making this probably the best video they made all year. Took them long enough.
I always thought blogging was a great job, considering I don’t ever actually have to get out of bed for work and get paid to look at pictures of hotties in bikinis 5 days a week. But then I saw Selena Gomez‘s latest Instagram post and I think I finally found my true calling: being Selena’s personal thong photographer. First off, my phone takes great photos, and second, I guarantee I can do a better job than this dude. He’s getting the angle all wrong. Now, where do I send my resume?
Not to get political, but when you have celebrities who probably have a combined net-worth of 400 million singing “I Will Survive” to Donald Trump, pretty much explains why Hilary Clinton loss. Now I’m a Canadian so I don’t really care who runs the USA. That said, I didn’t like either candidate, however liberals really need to suck it up and move on. It’s pathetic already.
Ready to meet another crazy-hot Instagram model with over a million followers and zero work experience? According to my research, Helen Owen here has a perfect body and an even more perfect life, and probably hasn’t had to work a real job a day in her life. Well, unless you count posing in a bikini in some new, exotic location after getting flown out on someone else’s dime. I take it back. That must be a hard life.