I think this might be the first time I’ve ever creeped a dog’s Instagram before, but trust me, after seeing today’s InstaBabe Yovanna Ventura you’ll understand. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I want to see as many pictures of this Miami model and her perfect booty as I can find. In fact, the only knock on Yovanna is that apparently according to my sources, she used to date that loser Justin Bieber. But hey, no one’s perfect, right? Because otherwise, Yovanna comes pretty damn close.
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I’m pretty sure Arielle Kebbel hasn’t become a household name just yet, even after that post I did on her earlier this month and everything. And that’s a shame, because the actress is definitely a babe. I figure she still just needs to find her breakout role. And lucky for her, seeing her at PaleyLive: An Evening with UnREAL gave me a great idea for a new hit TV show. We’ll call it An Evening with The Tuna and Arielle can be my first guest. Or maybe my only guest, depending on how things go. Call me!
Thanks to the paparazzi and their zoom lenses, here’s super-hot cougar Heidi Klum going topless sunbathing with her rich kid boyfriend in Sardinia. And since I know that constantly having cameras around has to get annoying, if Heidi’s looking for somewhere to go sunbathing with a little more privacy, I’d be happy to offer my backyard. Sure, it’s not an international tourist hot spot and she’s not allowed to bring her loser boyfriend, but at least she can work on her tan in peace without being bugged by the paps and their cameras. It’ll just be me and my phone instead. It takes great pictures.
What Ronda Rousey is saying makes complete sense and sounds good in theory, but if she was just a little bit prettier and had a model body, trust me she’d be a “Do Nothing Bitch” too. Why work when you can have someone pay for you all the time.
I may never understand what a pop star hottie like Selena Gomez is doing as the official spokesmodel for Adidas, but the way I see it, the more photoshoots like this that Selena does, the better. For us, at least. Because I don’t know if all these shots of Selena showing off her sexy stomach and legs in spandex are going to help sell more workout gear, but I bet Kleenex sales start going through the roof. Enjoy.
I posted this chick yesterday and you guys loved it. Here she is twerking in Time Square. I will forever be a her fan!
It’s probably been at least 3 years since you could call Reese Witherspoon a sex symbol without getting laughed at, and I hate to the bearer of bad news here, but it’s going to be another 3 years until you can call her daughter that without getting added to a government watch list. Because according to my sources, Ava Elizabeth Phillippe here is still only 15. So let’s all move it along for now, because if I can barely wait 30 seconds for my burrito to reheat, 3 years is pretty much an eternity.
Listen up perverts, because here’s today’s latest InstaBabe: Ana Cheri. And trust me, if you’re not following this busty hottie on Instagram yet, you’re going to want to get on that ASAP. Because Ana’s delivering so much epic hotness on a daily basis, I’m pretty sure she’s officially considered one of the top 10 contributors to global warming. Yow. Enjoy.
Here’s my favorite bikini model/swimsuit designer Julia Pereira showing off her latest collection of swimwear for Lybethras. Although if you ask me, these pictures of the Brazilian hottie should probably come with a disclaimer or something — Warning: results not typical. Because otherwise, I have a feeling there’s going to be a whole lot of disappointed husbands out there when their wives don’t look anywhere near this good.
Photos: Mario Velloso