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- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
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- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
Remember how I said Ekaterina Zueva was my next future ex-wife? Yeah, well, I have a feeling I’m not the only one who’s going to be proposing to the Russian hottie after this latest photoshoot of her getting friendly with a banana in lingerie. If this isn’t marriage-and-divorce material, I don’t know what is. Yow!
I thought Ariel Winter only went topless for Instagram, but looks like I was wrong, because I just found this “classy” black-and-white shoot of Ariel taking her top off for Self Magazine. And speaking of self, I think myself and the Little Tuna are going to need a little me time with these. So if you’ll excuse me, I have to go lock myself in this Starbucks bathroom for the next 30-45 seconds or until those barista prudes call the cops. Whichever comes first.
I’m still waiting for Taylor Hill here to take me up on my very generous offer to help her career by changing her name to Taylor Tuna, but I guess she’s sticking with Hill for now. And honestly, as long as she’s doing lingerie photoshoots this good, it doesn’t really matter what Taylor calls herself. She’s still a total five-alarm pants fire.
The way I see it, there’s no better way to end
the week any day ending in -y than with new pictures of a hot nobody in lingerie. So here’s my latest find, Paige Marie Evans. According to my research, this smoking hottie is an Aussie model and right now, she’s not the only thing from down under that’s smoking. I’m talking about my pants region, obviously. Somebody get me a fire extinguisher stat.
–Selena Gomez In Thong
–OMG! She is so hot!
–This hottie needs to smile
–Julianne Hough Is So Tight
–Elisha Cuthbert returns with some bodacious bikini cleavage!
–Rachel Wood busts out her bootylicious booty
–Amazing sideboob action
–Jesus! This redhead is hot
–Taylor Swift has great tatas
Bella Hadid Has “Warned” The Weeknd About Selena Gomez (DLISTED)
Here’s today’s hot Russian InstaBabe for you guys: Katya Aristova. Now, other than the fact that she’s got one of the best booties I’ve seen in weeks, I don’t know much about her, since I don’t speak Russian. And also, I’m too lazy to use Google Translate and/or do more than 10 seconds of research. But do any of you guys know how to say “I’m a very important and well-respected journalist, so please date me for a green card” in Russian? I’m, uh, asking for a friend.
I’m happy to report that it looks like Sara Jean Underwood is still in the market for a new rich boyfriend/sugar daddy, because she’s still out here doing sexy bikini photoshoots. And even though I know I’ll never save up nearly enough money for her on my blogger salary — I tried doing a Kickstarter, but apparently it’s “against their terms of service.” Prudes. — at least these pictures make for a pretty good consolation prize. Plus, they’re 100% free. So, save your hard-earned cash and just enjoy.
Remember how all those Samsung Galaxies started randomly catching on fire a while back? Well, I think I might have finally figured out why. See, I’m pretty sure it must have had something to do with Lindsey Pelas and her busty Snapchat selfies. Because they’re so hot, my whole pants region just jumped up a few hundred degrees. So enjoy these, but just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy. Yow!
I know I do a lot of posts on Instagram models on this site, mostly because you can always rely on them to put up new bikini pictures 24/7 and that’s pretty key for a bikini blogger like yours truly. But today I want to take a little time to celebrate a real hottie, someone who’s been delivering us serious bikini goodness for years now and isn’t showing any signs of slowing down: Alessandra Ambrosio. See, hot wannabes come and go, but hot supermodels are forever. Or at least until they hit 40, anyway.
–This model just made my pants explode
–Chrissy Teigen’s hot shots
–Sara Jean Underwood is naked in the woods
–Drake doing JLO?
–Kate Upton works it good
–Elsa Hosk in lingerie
–Josie Canseco get topless
–Barbara Palvin half naked. Bam!
–Hot chicks in tiny dresses