Now that Kate Upton is overweight and old news, we have found her replacement. You’ve seen her on the site many times before, but now Hailey Clauson‘s boobies are really starting to make an impact… in my nether regions. Anyway, here she is modelling for Guess. Enjoy
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Carmen Electra looks damn hot for an old bag! I don’t know how old she is, but she must be in her mid 40s. Here she is hosting “Fright Night by Berman and Berman Law” looking better than most girls half her age. So ladies never come up with excuses as to why you can’t be middle aged and fabulous because if Carmen can do it so can you.
I’m not sure what this Nicole Scherzinger photoshoot is for, but who cares, it’s hot. And that is all that really matters. She may be promoting breaking the law and if that’s the case, well I’m all for naughty prison chicks. I feel like I should be working that angle in my daily life, and would definitely be down for some conjugal visit action. I’m surprised it has taken me this long to think of this brilliant plan. If you guys know of any prison inmate dating websites, let me know.
Here is Jessie J at MOBO Awards and this could be possibly one of my favorite outfits I’ve seen in a long time. I’m no fashion expert because if I was this site would actually make some revenue, but I have a feeling that Jessie will now be considered one of the most stylish celebrities. on another note, there is one thing that could bring this little number to the next level and that is a big pair of fake boobs! Hey, I’m perfectionist.
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It has been a while since we have done a post on Olivia Munn. She used to be a regular here on Hollywood Tuna, but ever since she distanced herself from the nerd market, her hottness stock has been crashing. And these pictures of her at the American Ballet Theatre Opening Night Fall Gala dressed like a not so sexy ballerina is a prime example of why we don’t feature her any more. Sure she looks classy and all, but this does not wake up the little Tuna or even get it moving. Anyway, hopefully she eventually realizes that it’s important to maintain the fans that she used to have and goes back to her old sexy goofy tricks.
Here’s Jennifer Lopez showing off her one and only talent while performing in Vancouver. I got to give the girl credit because at her age, she has kept that junk nice and compact. Sure it may be the nylons containing it, but who cares, it looks good and I’d definitely give it a sniff. After a shower of course. Who knows what that booty goes through during a live show!
I don’t know what Amy Childs is trying to prove lately, but she has dialed down the sex appeal and trying to be recognized as a modern career woman. Such a waste because no one will ever buy it! Sure she is showing impressive cleavage at the 2014 MOBO Awards and I’m can’t complain about that, but there’s a whole lot more going on under that dress that needs to be exposed and I’m dying to see it.
Katie Price has got to be the greatest author of all time. Here she is launching her 10th novel. Yes, I repeat 10th!!! And like all her other book launches, she shows up dressed to impress. I have a feeling this will be a best seller solely based on her outfit. I honestly don’t know who buys her sh%t, but I hope she keeps it up because we need Katie hustling her crap at all times.
The 2015 Kelly Brook Calendar has arrived and here are a few scans of her perfection. I’m not sure if dudes actually order these things online since I’ve never bought a calendar in my life and I know they are targeting my demographic; dudes who live in their mom’s basement, single and broke! To me it’s a big waste of paper and besides I’d get bored of looking at the same Kelly Brook picture on my wall for a full month. Nonetheless, if she wants to send me a copy for free, I’ll hang it up on my wall or better yet put it next to my pillow when I go to sleep.