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Apparently it’s already time to crown another Miss USA, and once again, those jerks didn’t ask me to be a judge even though everyone knows I have years of experience judging women in bikinis. But it’s not like I’m bitter or anything. Anyway, here’s last year’s winner Olivia Jordan to help kick things off. Although I don’t know why they don’t just start with the swimsuit portion of the competition. Actually, I’m not sure why the entire thing isn’t just the swimsuit portion. And yes, great ideas like that are just one more reason I should be a judge at this thing… Oh well. Maybe next year.
I knew Kendall Jenner still needed work if she wanted to get serious about this whole professional supermodel thing, but I had no idea she needed this much work. Because here she is leaving the airport and wearing her lingerie over her t-shirt. What gives? I mean, unless she’s still totally whacked out on Ambien from her flight, there’s just no excuse for this. And either way, I expected better from Kendall.
I’m sure you guys are all currently enjoying your day off, but in case you haven’t noticed, I’m still hard at work today. (Stop laughing, I haven’t gotten to the jokes yet.) Because the way I see it, if hotties in bikinis aren’t taking the day off, neither should I. And it’s a good thing I didn’t, because Bella Thorne just delivered some of her hottest Snapchat and bikini booty action in months, and it’s pictures like this that make my heroic sacrifice of holiday day-drinking all worth it. So enjoy, and you’re welcome in advance.
Bella Thorne exibe corpão em ensaio fotográfico. A atriz da Disney, Bella Thorne, de 18 anos fez um ensaio fotográfico na última semana. A gata exibiu seu corpo lindo e maravilhoso na praia de Malibu na Califórnia. Bella ficou conhecida por ser uma das protagonistas da série "No Ritmo" da Disney. #bellathorne #sessaodefotos #atriz #disney #thefofoca
However you’re getting to spend your long weekend this Memorial Day, I guarantee it wasn’t half as fun as the lucky bastards at Drai’s Las Vegas. Because here’s Jennifer Lopez in a bikini hosting some pool party called Carnival Del Sol, and no offense to going to a BBQ with your extended family, but yeah, getting to hang out with J-Lo in a bikini sounds just a little bit better. But hey, at least on the bright side, we still get to enjoy the pictures.
I still don’t get why people are so determined to make Charlotte McKinney into an actress — what’s wrong with her just being another busty nobody doing bikini photoshoots? But here’s Charlotte filming something called Off the Menu and showing off her tremendous “acting ability” (aka those giant funbags of hers). She might not win an Oscar for this, but I figure she’s gotta at least be in the conversation for Best Golden Globes, right? I mean, damn! Enjoy.
Edita Vilkeviciute Red Bikini Booty Cheeks (Egotastic)
Looks like Bella Thorne‘s finally got some competition in the Snapchat hottie department. And no offense to Bella, but I think I might have to make Lindsay Pelas my new #1 after the string of seriously busty selfies she just posted for her fans. Forget Instagramming your lunch. This is what social media was made for. Well, and this. And this. Yow!
We’ve got a long weekend coming up, which means most of you probably stopped working somewhere around lunchtime, and now you’re just killing time on the Internet the rest of the day until you get to go home. And what better way to do that than by drooling over pictures of a smoking hot supermodel? So enjoy these shots of Victoria’s Secret super-babe Martha Hunt going topless. I figure they ought to help you kill another 30-45 seconds, at least.
As my regular readers know, I’ve been in love with Victoria Justice for a while now. But I’ve also been saying that she needs to start sexing it up if she’s ever going to become a big star. Those bikini pictures we got last time were a great start, but now here she is showing up at the airport fully-clothed. I mean, it’s like Victoria doesn’t even want to take fashion advice from a perverted blogger who never changes his sweatpants. I know, I don’t get it either… Oh well. I tried.
I’m still waiting for Bella Hadid to prove me wrong and bust out a second look for the cameras, but until then, here she is doing her best Blue Steel for the paps on her way through the airport. And I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due, Bella may not know how to model, but at least she knows how to dress.