OK, so yeah, when I first heard that Sara Jean Underwood had put up a picture of her kitty on Instagram, this isn’t exactly what I was expecting… But then again, I’m a degenerate pervert, so I spend a lot of time with my mind in the gutter. But hey, on the plus side, at least Sara’s still hard at work posting more serious hotness. So enjoy, and for all you wannabe Insta-hotties out there, take a good look, because this is what winning at Instagram looks like. Yow.
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
According to my sources, these shots of Bella Thorne in a bathrobe are from the set of… something. To be honest, I kind of stopped paying attention after hearing the word “bathrobe.” But if you ask me, Bella shouldn’t let the paps take pictures of her anymore. She should just be taking them herself instead, because her Instagram selfies are a good 20 times hotter than any shots the paps have gotten in months. It’s just a waste of everybody’s time. Time that could be spent creeping Bella’s Instagram instead.
In case anybody out there is still wondering why I do so many posts on hot wannabes all the time, this sideboob from Jess Impiazzi ought to speak for itself. Because see, the great thing about busty reality stars and hot nobodies like Jess is that since they never have any actual work to do, they can just show up to parties and dinners and premieres looking hot 24/7 instead. Enjoy.
Apparently the Berlin Film Festival kicked off the other day, but this isn’t a movie blog, so I don’t really care about that. What I do care about is that Victoria’s Secret hottie Toni Garrn showed up for the opening ceremony to premiere some of that supermodel sideboob of hers. And I have to say, after this sneak peek, I really can’t wait to see the whole thing. Hopefully it’ll be showing near me soon.
It’s been way too long since we’ve gotten any new bikini photoshoots from Xenia Deli, and I was starting to get worried maybe she’d gotten fat or, worse, knocked up. But the good news is, I just found this video shoot she did for some company called SA Swimsuit, and upon further review, I can officially confirm that Xenia is still the hottest model on the planet and capable of giving me a pants fire in 2 seconds flat. Phew. Enjoy.
Because the only thing better than one leggy supermodel is three of them, here’s Karlie Kloss, Candice Swanepoel and Emily Ratajkowski at some Marvel/Garage Magazine party in New York. I’m not entirely sure what comic books and hot models have to do with one another, but I do wish at least one of these hotties had decided to play to the theme and showed up in skintight spandex instead of these boring outfits.
According to my sources, the 2016 amfAR Gala was held in New York last night, and that’s one of the year’s most important events as far as I’m concerned — not because I care so much about charity, but because it’s a great excuse to get a whole bunch of hotties together in one room, including Emily Ratajkowski here. Now that’s a cause I can really get behind. Enjoy.
One of the things I love about events like the amfAR Gala is that it’s a great opportunity for me to find new hotties for us all to obsess over. Like Sahar Biniaz here. I’d never heard of her before this, but apparently she’s a former beauty queen and was Miss Universe Canada back in 2012. I’m not sure what she’s up to these days, but she should really consider becoming a fashion consultant or something, because she clearly knows how to dress.