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February 17th, 2017

Guess Who Is Naked? (TMZ)
Carlos Santana Questions Beyonce’s Musical Talent (WWTDD)

Roman Polanski Wants To Come Back To End His Rape Case For Good (Dlisted)
Nina Agdal’s Struggle Is Real (The Superficial)

Jessica Biel Oscar Shoping (Lainey Gossip)
Hailey Baldwin‘s Amazing Leg Show (Moe Jackson)

Kate Upton With A Bodacious Cleavage Show (Popoholic)
Sara Underwood Is Very Single (IDLYITW)

Bella Hadid Works It Good (Egotastic)

Alexis Ren’s Little Booty Action

February 17th, 2017

Alexis Ren

Here’s my new favorite Insta-hottie Alexis Ren back with another pants-melting beach photoshoot. And I just hope Emily Ratajkowski is paying attention here, because I don’t care how many tens of millions of followers you’ve got. Everyone knows that the true measure of success for an Instagram supermodel is how many phone screens you burn out from all the scrolling. And thanks to Alexis, I’m already on my third of the month. Yow!

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Bella Thorne Gets Naughty In A Swimsuit

February 17th, 2017

Bella Thorne

Looks like Bella Thorne took my advice about switching up her Snapchat game a bit. Because yes, we’re still getting some of that signature tongue action of hers, but we’re also getting a whole bunch of bikini booty goodness thanks to this beach trip Bella and her hot friends took. And that’s why she’s the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat. Because she understands that a day at the beach isn’t a day off, it’s a chance to triple your follower count.

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Anne Trainen Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

February 17th, 2017

Meet Anne Trainen. I’m 99% sure that my latest Insta-find is from the Netherlands. Mostly because when I did my usual Google Search for her name it turned up a whole bunch of gibberish, like the results were written by the Swedish Chef from the Muppets. Anyway, otherwise, I don’t know too much about Anne here that you can’t already see with your own two eyes — like that she’s got a banging body and takes some A+ selfies. But luckily, you don’t really need to know much more than that, so just go ahead and enjoy.

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Shay Mitchell Gets Classy Hot

February 17th, 2017

Shay Mitchell

I guess a new season of Pretty Little Liars must be back on TV or something, because all of a sudden we went from not seeing anything from Shay Mitchell to two hot photoshoots in two months. So enjoy it while it lasts perverts, because I don’t know how many more seasons this show has left. And unless Shay finds a new gig and/or blogger sugar daddy soon, her 15 minutes could be up.

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Charlotte McKinney Busts Out In A Bikini

February 17th, 2017

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I may not be a huge Charlotte McKinney fan, but it’s kind of hard to complain about the view she just gave the paparazzi in Miami. It’s got everything: some nice booty shots, her funbags practically busting out of her bikini, sunglasses covering her average face. What more can you really ask for? You know, other than an accidental-on-purpose bikini malfunction. Here’s hoping Charlotte’s saving that for Monday.

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Roosmarijn de Kok Picture Moment

February 17th, 2017
         
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February 17th, 2017

Canned Tuna

February 16th, 2017

Super Hot Models Backstage (TMZ)
Mariah Carey In The Hot Tub (Lainey Gossip)

Chrissy Teigen LOVE Valentines Lingerie Party (Egotastic)
Jessica Lowndes In Lingerie (The Superficial)

ScarJo Doesn’t Think It’s Natural For Humans To Bone The Same Person (DLISTED)

Natalie Portman Works The Parking Lot (MoeJackson)
Scarlett Johansson Badass And Busting Out From All Over (Popoholic)

Stella Maxwell And Kristen Stewart Seem Happy (WWTDD)
Christina Hendricks Still Has These (IDLYITW)

Bella Thorne’s Tongue Action Continues

February 16th, 2017

Bella Thorne

Now that Bella Thorne‘s done showing off her new nipple ring, looks like she’s getting back to the classics: AKA showing off her tongue on Snapchat pretty much 24/7. And don’t get me wrong, I like some good Bella tongue action as much as the next pervert, but I just wish she’d switch things up a bit more. Maybe throw a few full-frontal mirror pictures into the mix. Just a suggestion.

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Anastasia Martzipanova Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

February 16th, 2017

Anastasia Martzipanova

I know it probably feels like I say this every day at this point, but this time, I mean it: I just found my new favorite Russian. Her name’s Anastasia Martzipanova, and after a quick 30-45 second scroll through her Instagram, I’m convinced that the two of us are meant to be together. She’s got everything I look for in a woman: a great booty, a terrific set of funbags, and yeah, that’s pretty much it. What more do you really need?

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Christie Brinkley Still Works A Swimsuit Good

February 16th, 2017

Christie Brinkley

According to my sources over at Google, Christie Brinkley is still 63-freaking-years-old. But come on, that’s got to be wrong. Because according to my eyes, she’s got to be at least 20 years younger. I mean, just look at this photoshoot she did for SI’s 2017 Swimsuit Issue and try to tell me Christie doesn’t look better than most Instagram hotties half her age. But whatever. I may not be able to explain it, but I can definitely still enjoy it.

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Better Luck Next Time

February 16th, 2017

Got to love a dude who trolls a criminal!

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Ariel Winter’s Booty Show

February 16th, 2017

Ariel Winter

I don’t know who this dude is getting a handful of Ariel Winter‘s booty in her latest Instagram bikini picture, but I guess that’s her new boyfriend. And I’m not going to lie, I’m getting a little jealous here. Not only am I never going to be able to get within groping distance of Ariel’s bikini booty, but I don’t think I’d be able to pick her up either. She’s not exactly light. And I’m not exactly buff. Guess I’d better go do a few more forearm reps just in case.

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