I don’t blame you if you don’t immediately recognize the name Kara Del Toro, but trust me, you’re going to want to get to know her ASAP. Because after this smoking hot bikini photoshoot she did for Beach Bunny, I’m convinced that Kara’s got what it takes to become a household name: a killer body, a willingness to show it off for the cameras, and an endorsement from a very influential and famous celebrity blogger. OK, fine, so technically, she really only needs the first two, but I still want to be able to take credit when Kara’s career blows up. Enjoy.
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
In case you needed a reminder, yes, Dove Cameron is legal, even though she’s attending the premiere of some Disney Channel movie called Adventures in Babysitting here. And look, I know that Disney probably helped launch her career and all, but if you ask me, it’s time for this blonde hottie to go out on her own and follow the career path of all the best former Disney stars: achieving fame and fortune after a few leaked dirty selfies and/or sex tapes, followed by rehab, a major scandal, and preferably an ill-advised fling with a certain blogger. OK, so I made up that last one, but hey, there’s always a first time for everything.
Here’s my favorite Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski doing what she does best: taking selfies in a bikini and giving us all a serious pants fire. P.S. According to my sources, that’s her mom with her in the second picture, so I guess now we know where Emily gets her natural “talents” from.
I knew that Sophie Simmons was trying to make the move from celebrity daughter to just “celebrity,” but I never realized that she wanted to become a lingerie model until now. Anyway, I’d point out that being Gene Simmons’ daughter doesn’t automatically qualify you to be a professional hottie, but hey, who am I to get in the way of someone’s dreams to take their clothes off for money? Enjoy.
Here’s one of my all-time favorite Victoria’s Secret models Irina Shayk in Spain looking white hot at a party for… ginger ale? Really? I guess Irina must be falling on hard times if she’s down to D-list events like this. But hey, on the plus side, if Irina’s willing to show up for a Schweppes party these days, maybe she’ll finally accept my standing invite to attend one of my famous pool parties. I’d better go fill up the kiddie pool just in case.
When I saw these pictures of Shae Brock, I wasn’t sure if the “pop star” was trouble or not. But since I’m such a nice guy and wanted to make sure none of us got a surprise visit from Chris Hansen over these leggy pictures, I double-checked, and according to my sources, it’s good news: Shae’s 19. Anyway, here she is on the set of some new movie (I think?), and that said, I guess Shae could still be trouble depending on your office’s policy on taking your pants off at work. I know not every workplace is as progressive as mine…
I think Selena Gomez is finally starting to understand what social media is for — aka
interacting with her loyal fans giving us perverts serious pants fires. Anyway, here’s her latest sexy swimsuit tease, and I’m pretty sure Selena meant to send this to yours truly and just hit the wrong button, sending it to the rest of her 85+ million followers too, but luckily, I’m happy to share. Enjoy.
If you’ve got a thing for leggy hot nobodies, well, join the club. Also, I have a feeling you’re going to dig these shots of Bip Ling at the special VIP reception at the Tennis Classic at Hurlingham. I can barely remember why Bip is famous, but if I had to guess, it probably has something to do with her impressive ability to model those perfect stems of hers. Enjoy.
I know I’m probably starting to sound like a broken record here, but when is Blake Lively going to realize that no one (except maybe the tabloids) wants to see her baby bump? Anyway, here she is stuffed into a tight dress and then putting on a leg show in New York, and as long as I’m able to focus on Blake’s lower half and/or her funbag region, I guess I’m OK with it.
As you guys know, I’m a big fan of Bella Thorne‘s Snapchat — as far as I’m concerned, it’s some of the best work she’s ever done. And after a bunch of topless teases, she finally sent out a few nudes from bed. Only she censored them. Which, yes, is kind of disappointing. But I figure at this rate, we’re probably only a few months away from Bella’s Snapchat sex tape. Fingers crossed!