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I thought I had a good job, getting to write about hotties in bikinis from my couch in sweatpants 5 days a week, but turns out there’s an even better gig out there: getting paid to apply makeup to Ariel Winter‘s booty. I didn’t even realize that was a thing, let alone something you could do for money. So, where do I send in my resume?
I love that Snapchat has officially become the new place for busty hotties to show off their funbags for their fans. And here’s a few of my favorite Snaps from my new favorite social media star Iryna Ivanova. I still haven’t figured out how hotties make any money off this thing, but as long as the pictures keep coming, I’d be happy to get out my checkbook for Iryna anytime. How much?
You know how Samsung had to recall all those Note 7s because they were just “spontaneously” bursting into flames? Are we 100% sure that was because of a mechanical defect and not just because everybody was looking at Bella Thorne‘s nude Snapchat selfies 24/7? Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m definitely feeling temperatures start to rise over here after this latest round. Yow!
I was wondering why we don’t see more of Adriana Lima these days, so I looked her up, and turns out she’s 35 now. Which is pretty much the official retirement age for a lingerie model. Especially at Victoria’s Secret, where there’s always some new young hottie coming for your wings. But the good news is, it looks like Adriana still has a promising future modeling leggings for the company. It seems like all aging models end up showcasing fitness wear. But few of them look as good doing it as Adriana does. So enjoy.
I don’t want any of my loyal readers getting into trouble (mostly because I don’t think you’re allowed to use the Internet from prison), so here’s a reminder that Madison Beer is still serious trouble for another few months. Which means you’re going to want to take a page from Madison here and just keep it moving. Next!
Alright, so I know Jessica Simpson isn’t the A-list celebrity she used to be, but she’s still one of my original and all-time favorite busty blondes. So here’s one for old times’ sake: Jessica stuffed into a tight top for the paparazzi in New York. And for 30-45 seconds there, it was just like the good old days. You know, where I’d drool on my keyboard and Jessica would remain completely unaware of my existence. Enjoy.
I know Snapchat is huge these days and all the celebs and wannabe hot nobodies use it, but as far as I’m concerned, there’s only one hottie who can give Bella Thorne a run for her money as the #1 Snap-model. And that’s Lindsey Pelas here. I know this busty blonde is also a real professional lingerie model, but if you ask me, her Snapchat is still hands down her best work. See for yourself below.
I don’t really get what people see in Cara Delevingne. I mean, sure, she’s got a good body, but you could say the same thing about every single Instagram wannabe out there. And they don’t get major modeling contracts. Anyway, here’s Cara modeling workout gear for Puma and I don’t know, maybe I just like Cara better when she’s modeling in fewer layers.
I feel like it’s been way too long since we’ve seen any new pictures of Katie Price and those massive funbags of hers, but here’s the busty Brit giving us a pretty great profile shot as she heads into the BBC Radio studios in London. Although I have no clue what the point of getting Katie on to do radio is. It’s a total waste of her two best assets.