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August 21st, 2017

Taylor Swift Eradicated All Of Her Social Media Content Kesha (DLISTED)
Britney Spears Does Bonnie (TooFab)

Check These Corona Babes (TMZ)

Jessica Chastain Is One Hot Ginger (Moe Jackson)
Kate Upton Busts Out Her Ginormous Cleavage On Jimmy Fallon (Popholic)

Nadeea Volianova Sexy Bikini Photoshoot (Egotastic)
White House Hottie Hope Hicks (WWTDD)

Emily Ratajkowski Works Her Booty On Social Media

August 21st, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

So, unless you didn’t hear from everyone on the news or your Facebook feed or wherever, there’s going to be a solar eclipse this afternoon and you’re not supposed to stare directly into it, otherwise you’ll “go blind” and “burn your retinas” or blah blah blah. But forget all that for now, because I’m here to warn you about something way more dangerous: these new pictures of Emily Ratajkowski‘s booty. You have to be careful not to stare directly at them for too long, otherwise I’m being told it could cause permanent damage to your pants region. So if you want to be able to enjoy these safely, here’s directions for how to make a pinhole camera. And don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Emily Ratajkowski

McKayla Maroney’s Big Cleavage Show

August 21st, 2017

McKayla Maroney

I know it’s a tough world out there for former Olympians. I guess there’s just not really much work for professional trampoliners and shotputters. And that’s why I’ve been really glad to see former gold medal-winning gymnast McKayla Maroney find herself a second career as a professional Instagram model/hot nobody. This is so much better than wasting that killer cleavage of hers inside one of those orange Home Depot vests.

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Hannah Ferguson’s Booty In A Thong Bikini

August 21st, 2017

I know I like to rag on the fact that anybody with a smartphone, a bikini, and a mirror can become a “model” these days, thanks to Instagram. But then I think about it this way: when anyone can be an Instagram model, that also means that every real model has to be on Instagram. Which gets us amazing Insta-shoots like this from Hannah Ferguson. And just to be clear, more bikini pictures from super-hot supermodels wins out over fewer bikini pictures every time. So, enjoy.

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Bella Thorne Twerks In A Thong

August 21st, 2017

Bella Thorne

OK, so I know some of you out there don’t appreciate Bella Thorne and her hard work as much as me and the Little Tuna do… But I’m sorry, you guys are certifiably crazy if you look at these GIFs of Bella shaking her ass in a thong and decide to write me whiny emails complaining about our coverage instead of running to your nearest Starbucks bathroom to lock yourself in for a little private time. Speaking of which, I’d better go before these barista prudes call the cops on me again. I’m already on my 30th strike.



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Emma Stone Does Marie Claire

August 21st, 2017

Emma Stone

Emma Stone is a pretty sweet looking ginger, but I have to say she is even sweeter as a blond in this latest Marie Claire photoshoot. As they say blonds have more fun, and I couldn’t agree more. Now can we get this chick in some lingerie or swimsuits?

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Peyton List In A Little Bikini

August 21st, 2017

Peyton List

According to people who know these kinds of things, my new favorite former Disney hottie Peyton List is in Singapore. At least judging from these latest Snapchats of her at the pool, anyway. Although I don’t really understand how you can look at these pictures of Peyton in a bikini and focus on anything else. I’m being told there’s a city skyline behind her, but personally, I haven’t been able to see it yet. Maybe it’s like one of those Magic Eye things?

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Canned Tuna

August 18th, 2017

Joanna Krupa Is Naked In A Tub (TMZ)
Madonna Forgetting The Lyrics To Her Own Song (DLISTED)

Pink Tonguing Her Baby (TooFab)

Emma Stone Is Damn Rich (MoeJackson)
Jennifer Lawrence Busting Out Her Ginormous Bosom In A Tight Tanktop! (Popoholic)

Cindy Crawford Turns Out Her Kids (WWTDD)
Demi Lovato Topless Under Her Granddaddy’s Shiny Suit (Egotastic)

Ariel Winter’s Breasts Announce Season 9 Of ‘Modern Family’ (IDLYITW)

Hunter King And Her HUGE Melons

August 18th, 2017

Hunter King

I’ve been predicting big things for Hunter King here for years now, but I think it’s finally going to happen in 2017. Because judging from these pictures, she’s been taking a break from acting to focus on something way more important: posting pictures of her giant melons on Instagram. And that’s a very smart career move, if you ask me. Bravo.

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Maria Sharapova Gets In A Swimsuit

August 18th, 2017

Maria Sharapova

I didn’t realize something called Hamptons Magazine even existed. Probably because I live in my mom’s basement and not in some exclusive beach community. But the good news is, we don’t need to live in the Hamptons to enjoy this swimsuit shoot that professional tennis hottie-turned-Insta-hottie Maria Sharapova did for their latest issue. I don’t know about you guys, but I feel classier already.

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Bella Thorne Teases Some More

August 18th, 2017

Bella Thorne

According to my sources, this video of Bella Thorne showing off her booty in white short shorts is from behind-the-scenes at the Teen Choice Awards. Which makes sense, because if I was still a teenage Tuna, I’d definitely choose to watch that GIF on repeat until my eyes permanently crossed. Luckily, now that I’m an adult, I’m a little more responsible. I’ll probably just watch it for the rest of the afternoon instead.


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Elizabeth Hurley Is Now A Professional Instagram Model

August 18th, 2017

Elizabeth Hurley

I know people always say you can’t teach old dogs new tricks, but apparently that doesn’t apply to old cougars. Because it looks like somebody finally taught Elizabeth Hurley how to use Instagram. And she’s a total pro. In fact, I’d say she’s probably hotter than 90% of the Insta-wannabes out there who are half her age. I mean, is there anything this hottie can’t do? Other than age like a normal human being, that is… Either way, enjoy!

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