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Carmen Ortega’s Big Booty Bikini Pictures

May 20th, 2013

Here’s a post for you big booty lovers. I don’t know who Carmen Ortega is, but I’d think a girl with a booty like that would definitely need to use Talcum powder when walking around in the summer heat. And since I wouldn’t want those cheeks to cause too much friction and get chafed, I’d be more than willing to be her personal talc application assistant for when she has photoshoots, jogs or Twerks. And guess what? I work for free. So Carmen hit me up.

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2013 Billboard Music Awards Pictures

May 20th, 2013

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Christina Hendricks Busts Out All The Stops

May 20th, 2013

I’m not a big fan of full figured women, but I would let Christina Hendricks smother me to death with those big bazookas. Here she is in one of the best photoshoots of the year. I’m not sure what it’s for, but it’s causing me to have a raging pant fire. Quick someone call the fire department before I spontaneously combust.

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I’m In Love With Lindsay Arnold’s Booty

May 20th, 2013

All I want to say about Lindsay Arnold is that she has the greatest booty I’ve ever seen in a pair of leggings and that I’d be honored if she’d gave me the opportunity to fulfill one of my life long dreams and let me motorboat it for 5 seconds. Consider it like Make A Wish, except I’m not dying.

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Elsa Pataky Gets In A Bikini For Women’s Health

May 20th, 2013

We have a new contender for MILF of the year and it’s Spanish hottie Elsa Pataky. Here she is showing off her 36 year old bikini body in the latest issue of Women’s Health and judging by that side view of her booty, it’s safe to say that it’s firm enough for me to practice my headbutting skills. BTW, ladies if you’d like to donate your sweet badonkadonks for my headbutts and let me film it, email me. It’s for a new fetish site I’m working on.

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Jessica Lowndes Is Really Beginning To Impress Me

May 20th, 2013

Apparently Jessica Lowndes was in London for some fashion show this week, which probably explains this awesome cleavage show she put on in the streets. And with all we’ve been seeing of her recently, I’m starting to like Jessica even more than I used to. I figure it’s gotta be all that pushed-up cleavage of hers, but I can’t put my finger on it. No, really, the judge already gave me two warnings.

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Tamra Barney Bikini Pictures

May 20th, 2013

I don’t watch “The Real Housewives Of Orange County” but it turns out this Tamra Barney chick is 44 years old and has four children which I don’t believe for a second. Unless they are all adopted, there is no way she looks that good in a bikini. Anyway, here she is attending her bachelorette party at the Palazzo Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Now I don’t know what guy would want to marry a woman with 4 kids, even if she is loaded. I’m guessing she has a hot daughter!

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Courtney Stodden’s Sex Tape Hype

May 20th, 2013

Here’s my favorite cougar Courtney Stodden leaving The Cheesecake Factory looking like the good hoe that she is. A couple of days ago, Courtney revealed that she has a sex tape, but made it clear that it won’t be released to the media and for some reason every news site picked up this pointless story because they have nothing better to do with their time. Well, guess what folks, I have a sex tape too and and it co-stars a very popular and sexy d-list celebrity, but no one will ever see it. Unless, Vivid or whatever lame porn company is willing to pay me my 2 million dollar price tag. And no it’s not Amanda Bynes.

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Lucy Collett, Beth Humphreys, Jessica Davies, Joey Fisher And Gracie Finlan Make Me Want To Move To England!

May 17th, 2013

If you like busty British nobodies in lingerie, you guys are in luck, because I’ve got a whole bunch for you today. Here’s Lucy Collett, Beth Humphreys, Jessica Davies, Joey Fisher and Gracie Finlan posing for a photoshoot that’s currently reminding me about my plans to move to England. And if none of these names sounds familiar to you, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. To help you put faces to names, Lucy is the redhead, and the others are Boobs #1, 2, 3, and 4. Enjoy.

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Canned Tuna

May 17th, 2013

Mmm… Sexy Busty Asian Luigi (The Chive)
Did Olivia Wilde Get Implants? (The Superficial)

Aishwarya Rai Is The Most Beautiful (Lainey Gossip)
Craziest Way to Go Down a Waterslide Ever (VIDHUNTR)

Kim Kardashian Has Disgusting Ankles (Dlisted)
Jessica Hart Works It In A Little Bikini (Moe Jackson)

Christina Aguilera‘s Spanks Bikini (DS nsfw)
Vanessa Hudgens: Hipster Chic Style (Just Jared)

Christen Dye Is Absolutely Amazing (SI.com)
Natasha Barnard In Lingerie (Popoholic)

Selena Gomez Is In A Great Disguise (IDLITW)

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Julianne Hough Wears Short Shorts

May 17th, 2013

I never really understood why people call Disneyland “the happiest place on Earth” since as far as I can tell, it’s just filled with crying brats and disgruntled employees. But after seeing these pictures of Julianne Hough at the park in short shorts, I think I’m finally starting to get it. I’m sure Julianne made a lot of dads very happy that day.

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Emma Watson: Nerds Rejoice!

May 17th, 2013

Emma Watson was at Cannes to premiere her new movie The Bling Ring, so here are some pictures for all you nerds out there. And I hate to break your bubble, but I’m pretty sure this movie is about the kids who robbed Paris Hilton and not some lame Green Lantern sequel. I could be wrong, but I’m too busy focusing on Emma’s booty in this dress to double-check. Uh oh, does this mean I’m becoming a nerd too? Guys, I’m scared.

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Maria Fowler Knows How To Dress

May 17th, 2013

I forget why Maria Fowler is famous, but since she’s British and has giant funbags, I’m just going to assume she’s a reality TV star. And judging from these pictures, I’m guessing her show follows Maria’s courageous battle with nipple-itis, a wonderful disease that afflicts hundreds of celebrities every year. So with her permission, I’d like to try an experimental cure. It involves my mouth and it’ll probably take a several sessions, but I’m willing to do it even if Maria’s health insurance doesn’t cover it.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

May 17th, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Kayla Collins, Jessa Hinton, Carol Vorderman, Victoria Pendleton, Berenice Bejo, Georgia May Foote, Paris Hilton, Megan Hilti, Rita Ora, Lizzie Cundy, Donna Air, Courtney Stodden, Petra Nemcova, Lauren Pope, Heidi Range, Selena Gomez, Ola Jordan, Jessica Alba, Brenda Song, Serinda Swan, Ariel Winter.

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